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    I try to budget $1000 a month for SC related costs as I spent $12,000 last year and $15,000 + the year before. Currently I am $4500 over budget for 2007 which makes me wonder if it is not futile to try to budget this. Do you set a budget for SC costs and keep to it?

    I keep an excel spreadsheet of these costs by club, girl, and type of expense whether ITC or OTC. In addition, I have an extensive photo library of gals I have partied with and photographed or filmed over the years. What about you?
    I date strippers, especially if they love to model for me.



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    I guess i would say no, I dont do that. I dont even budget my household expenses!!!


    REally a spreadsheet? With formulas and everything?

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    Well, I've rarely been to clubs this year so that's not a worry. I don't do budgets but keep track on Quicken though



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    Quote Originally Posted by Star Player View Post
    I try to budget $1000 a month for SC related costs as I spent $12,000 last year and $15,000 + the year before. Currently I am $4500 over budget for 2007 which makes me wonder if it is not futile to try to budget this. Do you set a budget for SC costs and keep to it?

    I keep an excel spreadsheet of these costs by club, girl, and type of expense whether ITC or OTC. In addition, I have an extensive photo library of gals I have partied with and photographed or filmed over the years. What about you?
    Yeah, I do all of the above, plus I keep a lock of hair from the girls I spent money on.

    ITC lapdance girls donate a lock of hair to me, from their head.

    If it was OTC then it's their pubic hair.

    And for the really kinky girls, I get some fingernail clippings, which I use in PowerPoint presentations.

    Of course I'm BullShitting but what's funny is that I don't know if you are Bullshitting or not, Star Player.

    If you are not, then you are one unusual dude

    Of course you can be putting everyone on to draw attention to yourself.

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    Yes I have formulas in my spreadsheet to analyze certain stats.
    I date strippers, especially if they love to model for me.



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    if this spreadsheet thing is true he's almost giving jeff (voltabianca) a run for his money!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 423texas
    Of course you can be putting everyone on to draw attention to yourself.
    DING DING DING DING DING!!!

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    Johnny, tell 423Texas what he's won!!!!!!



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    Quote Originally Posted by britt244 View Post
    if this spreadsheet thing is true he's almost giving jeff (voltabianca) a run for his money!

    Doh - I almost said the same thing!!!! ... But I restrained myself ...

    Yes I have formulas in my spreadsheet to analyze certain stats.
    What stats do u keep? Im curious! Like ratios, ratings, Regression analysis. Id like to see this spreadsheet!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 423texas View Post
    Yeah, I do all of the above, plus I keep a lock of hair from the girls I spent money on.

    ITC lapdance girls donate a lock of hair to me, from their head.

    If it was OTC then it's their pubic hair.

    And for the really kinky girls, I get some fingernail clippings, which I use in PowerPoint presentations.
    You told me I was the only one! I didn't know you wanted that stuff to put it in your trophy case. Give me back that press-on nail I gave you, I can probably salvage some use out of it.

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    I go to strip clubs for fun and to escape my daily life for a moment. I don't go to strip clubs for a reason to work on math problems.



    The only math I worry about is how many dances I brought in with me in my wallet.

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    This is my 2-step program for strip club budgeting...

    1. Go to ATM or bank teller before the trip and withdraw tiproll money the day of the trip. Should certain needless frivolities such as rent, utilities, food, car payment have to be attended to, well, I deduct that out of my tiproll.

    2. Should the money I have remaining not be enough for a sufficient trip, well, I guess I'm just SOL, and treat myself to a pizza as a consolation prize.

    As long as I'm not sick of pizza, it usually works.
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    Why would you need to budget? Why would you ever spend money? I'm sure your sparkling conversation is thanks enough for the girls...plus the promise of your card of course. Oh I pray for the day I am worthy of such things....sigh....

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    Quote Originally Posted by cameron_keys View Post
    Why would you need to budget? Why would you ever spend money? I'm sure your sparkling conversation is thanks enough for the girls...plus the promise of your card of course. Oh I pray for the day I am worthy of such things....sigh....
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    Quote Originally Posted by 423texas View Post
    And for the really kinky girls, I get some fingernail clippings, which I use in PowerPoint presentations.
    LOLOLOL

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    I guess I am a financial analyst at heart. But if I don't budget then my spending gets out of control.
    I date strippers, especially if they love to model for me.



    Parker

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    ...beware the club hottie budget buster!
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    ^^Now I must cleanse thine eyes.... it is so bad bleach may not work, heaven help me I may need to get thy ass to a club pronto...

    No spreadsheet for me, but the money I do spend is free and clear to spend, it is all about fun right?
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    The 'Star Player /Photoshoot '07' caption actually made my eyes stop burning because I was laughing too damn hard. I think I may need to have some witty conversation about what I just saw, though. Anybody know where I can get a business card, some cuddling, and a few minutes worth of instense convo?

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    One of my regulars keeps an account of the amount of dances he has bought from me and how much he has spent. He has been coming to see me since January 30th (he told me this last night) and he has written down the exact amount to date that he has spent on me.
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    I budget before the club visit. I allocate a certain amount of funds I'm WILLING to part with. I don't always part with the money, as sometimes it's just not a good visit. I've had several times where I just broke down and used the club ATM, which charges ridiculous fees, but I'm having too good a time and/or I'm that drunk. I don't budget yearly, as I don't visit one in my town often. It's always on the road and I never know when I'll be to my favs. Interesting concept, and frankly, I don't think I'd like to know or admit to what it costs in a year.

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    It can be real sobering seeing what you have spent just in a month. You can really cut costs if you find a girl who is real good value as far as conversation, cuddling, and gives good mileage dances.

    The main reason why I keep track of costs is to budget so I do not spend a lot of money on hustlers that can really drain my wallet.
    I date strippers, especially if they love to model for me.



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    ^i know this isnt what guys want to hear, but our job is to be a good hustler who has the ability to drain your wallet. so why wouldnt you want a girl, who, in theory, is good at her job?

    (i'm kind of afraid to see what kind of off the wall answer he comes up with...)

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    I dont know dude - u really need to a spreadsheet to figure out what ladies are not a good "value". Ive got to see this spreadsheet!!! Seriously, I do ...

    And Britt, I bet u r an awesome hustler and a wallet drainer ... And an excellent "value" - lol. Glad I dont live in Maryland anymore !!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lapaholic View Post
    And Britt, I bet u r an awesome hustler and a wallet drainer ... And an excellent "value" - lol. Glad I dont live in Maryland anymore !!!!
    thank you, thank you. it's a shame you arent here, haha, we could have some fun! lots of people do drive from va to come to my club though, ya know

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