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    With a nod to Kaylinn's "Couple fighting to name their baby 4Real" thread...

    Davezilla.com has compiled more baby names that border on child abuse:


    "The following baby names are all unfortunately real. They get progressively worse.

    Precious Champagne
    Gene Pool
    Phred
    Brook Rainbow Trout
    Karizyma
    Cinsere
    Aryan Justice
    Lake Avalon
    Confession
    Abyss
    Sparkle
    N/A (I swear)
    Sage Moonblood (Sylvester Stallone’s spawn)
    Pilot Inspektor (Jason Lee’s brat)

    BILOXI, Miss. - Leann Real promised her husband, an avid sports fan, that if they ever had a son he’d get to pick the name. ESPN Montana Real was born this week at Biloxi Regional Medical Center.

    BBC News Online reports that Jon Blake Cusack, of Holland, Michigan, has named his son Version 2.0.

    Jythsaint
    Orielle-Floriane
    Zxyrill (only in Alberta)..."

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    Aryan Justice???? WTF????

    I do like Gene Pool. that's rather clever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Embyr View Post
    Aryan Justice???? WTF????

    I do like Gene Pool. that's rather clever.
    What do you think of "Cody Pendant"?

    I had a friend in rural Oregon a few years back who swore that she lived 3 lots down from a "Mr. Harry Dangler" (all the mailboxes were lined up at the intersection of their private road and the highway). He was an older guy...

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    Yeesh. These parents were never children themselves. It might sound cre8tive and cool to them, but in grade school, those kids might as well be named "Beat my ass on the playground."

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    ok i kid you not my mother named my brother Coyote Inthe Grove and swears that he will get "noticed" she is NOT native american and the poor kid goes to a normal school and of course is teased like hell
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    Phred
    lolololol awesome

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    Quote Originally Posted by poisondesire View Post
    ok i kid you not my mother named my brother Coyote Inthe Grove and swears that he will get "noticed" she is NOT native american and the poor kid goes to a normal school and of course is teased like hell

    my cousin named her two daughters

    cherokee storm
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    cheyanne tear

    and they are white white white.

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    I once knew a kid named "Benjamin Dover III".....yup, Ben Dover.....and both his Dad and Grandpa had already lived through it......cruel....I think they were getting revenge in some perverse manner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kitsune83 View Post
    I once knew a kid named "Benjamin Dover III".....yup, Ben Dover.....and both his Dad and Grandpa had already lived through it......cruel....I think they were getting revenge in some perverse manner.
    Did Ben Dover sit next to Pat McGroyne?

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    WEird but no just weird lol

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    Karizyma, Kari-gina!!!! ahaha! nyah!

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    This thread made me laugh , when my husband and I got married we wanted to name our boys Hawk Hunter and Steele Cage, sooo glad we didnt have kids then, they sound llike porn names.

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    My little bro used to hang out with this boy named Eric Weinerhole pronounced just like it's spelled. That family really should have changed their last name.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fawn View Post
    My little bro used to hang out with this boy named Eric Weinerhole pronounced just like it's spelled. That family really should have changed their last name.
    Well, it's pronounced Whiner. Unfortunate either way...

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    Pretty Penny, I'm glad I'm not the only one who cracked up at "Phred."

    I dated a guy named Two Stars for a long time. He is also white white white. His parents were hippies, if that explains anything. Anyway, after that I was willing to accept that anyone might at any point name their child any stupid name for any arbitrary reason. I mean, Two Stars? WTF.

    Hahahaha, "Phred." That's gonna be my next cat's name.

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