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    That Dance Like Britney one cracked me up!
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    The first one made me crack up

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    I don't think she's fat She had two babies Oh why do I feel bad for this woman? ugh. Is she fat? oh God then I'm a COW! :runs away crying: lol no seriously is she fat?

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    Thanks!
    You've renewed my faith in schadenfreude, Guenevere...

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    She's not fat at all, but she is definitely a drunken skank.

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    I wouldn't sayt shes fat, she just not toned.....

    however she is basically a mess and no-one seems to be helping her....

    its like watching the 2nd coming of Dana Plato

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    Oh good lol cause I was worried!

    I still have a soft spot for her, not sure why, maybe cause too much money too young? screwed with her a lot!

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    I don't really think that she's fat... but the entire effin world is expecting her to be forever 10lbs soaking wet with a flat stomach, etc. Yanno?
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    yeah. I heard on the (ducks) view, so what I watch it to get mad as I fold laundry, anyway one of them said " huh I bet the world laughs now that she's fat" I was like "ok wtf are they talking about? and Sheri, the new cohost looked at them like "if she's fat what am I?" I felt bad for Sheri, then they said "on your not fat" to Sheri as if that was going to fix what they said.

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    I don't think she's "fat" exactly, but her current image does seem more like a drunk girl at a frat party than her previous looks. She looks bloated and sluggish, wearing very little clothing and singing and dancing like a hoochie. I'm ok with people being bloated and sluggish. I'm ok with singing and dancing like a hoochie. Doing them at the same time however, is just a white-trash-train-wreck. If she'd tried to be sexy, rather than sleazy, I think her weight gain would have been overlooked by most people. Mostly, I think it was the overall lack of sparkle. Its like her star quality just disappeared. That's why she looks like a drunk average-jane, because that's what she IS at this point. (She reminds me of some female custies that come in all wasted and try to dance for the guys at their table....I bet she does that too. God I hate that.)

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    the second one reads " Now you can give her a few burns and some broken bones to go along with that nasty c-section scar."

    I'm sorry but that is really effn sick. It's like the serial killer kind of sick!

    I don't normally get into celeb gossip, in fact I've never been into it before now so this is all a bit odd for me but anyway.. there is just something about the way this girl is being treated that just gets under my skin. I feel, I dunno, almost maternal about it or something

    I guess I'm also just really surprised that so many of my fellow dancers enjoy bashing this girl because as a group we are some of the most judged and scorned people in society. I think we have all seen much worse than Brit in our clubs. And well, I just for some reason figured there would be more understanding or at least compassion. It makes me sad to now know otherwise.
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    This girl can afford personal shoppers. How come she dresses like white trash hoochie? I didn't know that they sold half the clothes that she wears.

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    That's what I was thinking as I came across a pic of her in a navy bluish straight up SMOCK that also had the exact same fabric as a smock...I seriously wonder if companies just send shipments of clothes to her house, and she wears whatever shows up that day.

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    I feel so bad for this girl. Seriously the media has fucked her up so bad. I really think she would be better just going into hiding somewhere, get some therapy and learn how to be a 'normal' person. Being in the spotlight from such a young age and having the paparazzi chasing her everywhere is just fucking her up so damn bad.

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    I saw some weird video of her that K-Fed was taping, and she was eating and having a normal conversation (altho OMG she is NOT the brightest star in the sky, it was kinda strange...) but she was saying how she just feels so out of it, out of the loop, doesn't even know what's going on the world around her, K-Fed said "it's all the partying".

    But I was like...is this normal? Do ppl's boyfriends just....tape you guys having a regular convo? Knowing it will wind up on the internet? Did HE put it on the internet? What a weird but fabulous but weird life.

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    as for brit being fat... well, she's not thin. and compared to her old self, she's a cow.

    that first vid, lol.

    Love it!

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    A couple girls I know were saying stuff about how she has a pot belly and whatever. I just don't see it. I mean, the rippling 17 year old abs are kinda gone but I thought her body was pretty bangin'. I think her bad performance actually made her body look mishapen because of her poor dance skills and bad posture.

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    Of course I cannot say without knowing her ppersonally but I think it appears that Britany is mentally ill. I dont take any delight in the media picking on her I think it's actually disgusting. I wish they would leave her alone and then she might have a chance to get well.

    People saying she is fat is fucking ridiculous, I'd love to line all the people up next to her who think she is fat and see how they compare (wearing the same outfit too). she has had 2 kids and still looks pretty good IMO.

    It's funny how everyone bags out Nicole Richie for being anorexic and then when someone like Britany puts on a bit of weight she is torn down for it. I swear society is fucked, truly fucked. Any teenage girl who sees her getting called fat, I can only imagine what they are thinking of their own bodies.
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    I saw some weird video of her that K-Fed was taping, and she was eating and having a normal conversation (altho OMG she is NOT the brightest star in the sky, it was kinda strange...) but she was saying how she just feels so out of it, out of the loop, doesn't even know what's going on the world around her, K-Fed said "it's all the partying".

    But I was like...is this normal? Do ppl's boyfriends just....tape you guys having a regular convo? Knowing it will wind up on the internet? Did HE put it on the internet?
    Good call. It is very Howard K. Stern-ish isn't it?

    I have a feeling once she finally things settled once and for all with that asshat of an ex she'll be able to get back to her old self again. Her troubles seemed to start with him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alaska View Post
    I saw some weird video of her that K-Fed was taping, and she was eating and having a normal conversation (altho OMG she is NOT the brightest star in the sky, it was kinda strange...) but she was saying how she just feels so out of it, out of the loop, doesn't even know what's going on the world around her, K-Fed said "it's all the partying".

    But I was like...is this normal? Do ppl's boyfriends just....tape you guys having a regular convo? Knowing it will wind up on the internet? Did HE put it on the internet? What a weird but fabulous but weird life.
    That wasnt really a normal conversation..lol...she was a bit fucked up there and he pob wanted to tape it so they could laugh later(plus that was around when they were taping everything for their Chaotic show). But.."can people really time travel speed? Yes they can Kevin...." yeah..she was not sober here.

    Here it is if anyone wants to see it.

    Me and my friends have taped each other drunk before...it makes for embarrasingly funny things to watch when you are battling the next days hangover!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Callyish View Post
    I feel so bad for this girl. Seriously the media has fucked her up so bad. I really think she would be better just going into hiding somewhere, get some therapy and learn how to be a 'normal' person. Being in the spotlight from such a young age and having the paparazzi chasing her everywhere is just fucking her up so damn bad.
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    I do feel bad for her at times. I agree that it seems she has lost her star quality. I just hope she sorts out her personal life before going for another comeback.

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    This is why young people NEED to be poor for a little while. When you're 18-20 and you spend those years living it up and throwing money around, you never have time to get grounded and learn who you are or how to be a respectable person. You'll inevitably wind up this way when time ages you but you never grew up. Poverty is a great instigator of maturity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    This is why young people NEED to be poor for a little while. When you're 18-20 and you spend those years living it up and throwing money around, you never have time to get grounded and learn who you are or how to be a respectable person. You'll inevitably wind up this way when time ages you but you never grew up. Poverty is a great instigator of maturity.
    Yes Yes Yes! She's a rich bitch, and doesn't have to live with the consequences because she's got millions to pad her. She can also have anything she wants. She wanted to fulfill her whim of having a husband and kids, so boom!

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