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    Default OMG This sounds like a horror film!

    "Dead" man wakes up under autopsy knife
    Mon Sep 17, 8:53 AM



    CARACAS (Reuters) - A Venezuelan man who had been declared dead woke up in the morgue in excruciating pain after medical examiners began their autopsy.


    Carlos Camejo, 33, was declared dead after a highway accident and taken to the morgue, where examiners began an autopsy only to realize something was amiss when he started bleeding. They quickly sought to stitch up the incision on his face.


    "I woke up because the pain was unbearable," Camejo said, according to a report on Friday in leading local newspaper El Universal.


    His grieving wife turned up at the morgue to identify her husband's body only to find him moved into a corridor -- and alive.


    Reuters could not immediately reach hospital officials to confirm the events. But Camejo showed the newspaper his facial scar and a document ordering the autopsy.
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    omg! but not near anyone from that morgue cause shit!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sultry Siren View Post
    "Dead" man wakes up under autopsy knife
    Mon Sep 17, 8:53 AM

    Carlos Camejo, 33, was declared dead after a highway accident and taken to the morgue, where examiners began an autopsy only to realize something was amiss when he started bleeding. They quickly sought to stitch up the incision on his face.

    "I woke up because the pain was unbearable," Camejo said, according to a report on Friday in leading local newspaper El Universal.
    "I woke up because the pain was unbearable..."

    WTF! This guy regained consciousness while naked, bleeding, lying on a cold metal table and staring up at a masked individual wielding a cutting tool. Sounds like the makings of a spontaneous and involuntary bowel movement to me...

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    I feel glad for his wife though. Imagine how relieved you'd be. I mean, the feeling upon seeing him alive must've been great.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    I feel glad for his wife though. Imagine how relieved you'd be. I mean, the feeling upon seeing him alive must've been great.
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    Steven King wrote a short fictional story about something like this. Its was horrible! Especially the sternum bit. I now always clutch my chest when hearing about autopsies.

    *shudders*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sultry Siren View Post
    Reuters could not immediately reach hospital officials to confirm the events. But Camejo showed the newspaper his facial scar and a document ordering the autopsy.
    <Director of Medicine> "Oops"
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    ^^^Seriously when you go over deaths in the department...its like yea so that one man...he wasn't dead...thats good..moving on (*cough*)????

    I know there has been one disease where people can be "dead" and are really alive. There was a story of a woman who woke up twice in a morgue. EKK!

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    Holy shit I would drop dead from the fear!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lexi View Post
    Holy shit I would drop dead from the fear!!!!
    I think then there wouldn't have been a problem.


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    Default Re: OMG This sounds like a horror film!

    Woah.


    K, now imagine being the medical examiner, standing over a perfectly dead guy, cutting into his face, then his EYES OPEN!!!!


    "Tonight on news at ten, a local medical examinor dies while performing a routine autopsy on a live man. He died of a heart attack. Now the weather..."




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    Yikes...thats the only word that could sum that up for me!!!

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