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    Don't think this has been posted yet, at least today. I think there was a thread on it a while back but today is Talk Like A Pirate Day!!!

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070918/od_nm/pirates1_dc

    ETA: I just realized I forgot to put "A" in my thread title. Apparently for me this is talk like an idiot day!
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    Aaarrrgghh!!
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    Where be the booty, matey? Arrrgghh!

    I'm off to work now, aaarrrgghhh!!!

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    Damn....this would have been fun to do at work. But you arent going and neither am I...oh well.

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    Q: Why are pirates so awesome?
    A: They just arrrrrrrrrrrrrr!





    A pirate walked into a bar with a steering wheel over his crotch. He sits down, orders a drink. The bartender finally can't contain his curiosity any longer and says, "Hey, what's with the steering wheel on your junk?"

    The pirate says, "Yarr, it be driving me nuts!"


    That is all.


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    Default Re: Talk Like Pirate Day

    Quote Originally Posted by cameron_keys View Post
    Damn....this would have been fun to do at work. But you arent going and neither am I...oh well.
    Ah we could do it at work when I get back even if it isn't talk like a pirate day. It wouldn't be the strangest thing we have done!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by desavirsire View Post
    Ah we could do it at work when I get back even if it isn't talk like a pirate day. It wouldn't be the strangest thing we have done!!!
    True!

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    What's a pirate's favorite kind of cookie?
    Ships Ahoy

    A pirate walks into a bar with a big ship's wheel down his pants.
    The bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship's wheel down the front of your pants?"
    And the pirate says...
    "Aaargh, it's driving me nuts!!"

    A little kid with a speech impediment dresses up as a pirate and goes trick or treating. He knocks on the door of a house and a man answers. "Oh, i can see you're dressed up as a pirate." the man says; "but where are your buccaneers?" The kid gets really mad, and says "on the sides of my buckin' head!"

    Have you heard about the new pirate movie?
    It's rated AARRRRGGH!

    How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?
    A buccaneer

    You heard about the pirate who sold his ship and started farming?
    He sold his corn for a buck an ear.

    Where do pirates go to work out?
    To the JIM LAD!!!!

    What's a pirate's favorite kind of socks?
    Arrrrgyle

    Why do pirates always bury their treasure 18 inches below the ground?
    Because booty is only shin deep!

    A pirate was on Wheel of Fortune, and it was his turn.
    The pirate said...We'll try for an ARRRRHH!!

    Did you hear about the pirate with two wooden legs?
    They caught fire and burned his ARRrrrse to the ground!
    What is the name of the pirate tax office?
    The Aye. Arrr. S!

    What's a pirates favorite margarine?
    Parrrrkay!

    What do pirates smoke to get high?
    Sea-Weed!!!!!!

    A guy walks into a pub with a t-shirt that says "Pirates are stupid for 3 reasons!" He walks up to the bar, orders an ale. and sits down. He no more than gets his quaff when a smelly old sot comes up to him and says, "Aaargh, thar, matey! What's that yer shirt be sayin' thar?"
    The guy looks around, looks the man straight in the eyes (well, in his one good eye, anyway), and says "Reason number 1 -- Pirates can't read!" Then he turns around to enjoy his beverage.
    Not used to this sort of disrespect, the surly gent takes his hooked arm, lays it aggressively on the man's shoulder, and slowly says, "What's that ye be sayin' thar, sonny-boy?"
    The guy looks around again, looks his aggressor square in the eye this time, and enunciates, "Rea-son num-ber 2 -- Pirates can't hear!" And again, he turns around to face the bar.
    Well, by this time, the old codger has had enough. He backs up, pulls his sword, and growls, "Aaaaargh, ye bilge rat, that be enuff of yer sass! Stand up and fight, ye lubber, yer soon to be acquainted with Davy Jones, his-self!"
    With that, the guy stands up, pulls his pistol, and shoots the pirate dead through his one good eye. He drops his head as he watches him fall, sighs, and says, "Reason #3 -- You pirates are constantly bringing swords to gunfights!"

    When is a pirate like a bird?
    When he's a-robbin'!

    What did all the pirates say to the last pirate to come to the party?
    Ahoy Latey!!!!

    What does a pirate say when he takes over santa's job?
    Ho ho ho and a bottle of rum
    Grinding is for coffee and meat.
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