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    Hey everyone!

    So this is kinda gnarly thread.. but hopefully it will help atleast one other person! There's a chick at my work who is a vegetarian, eats healthy, organic lifestyle, you get the drift. She told me about this website, blessedherbs.com (are we allowed to post websites here? I hope so..)
    Anyways, they have a colon cleanse kit. It's basically a 5 day liquid only fast with these herb packets that you mix with apple juice. I've never done a fast before, and I love food. Love it love it love it! So of course I wasn't thrilled with the idea of not eating.

    HOWEVER. I have never been very 'regular' when it comes to going to the bathroom. I've been this way since I was young, also. I'd go to the bathroom maybe 3-4 times a week. I know that's NOT healthy! Basically this colon cleanse is different than other colon cleanses because it removes the waste from your body AS WELL AS getting rid of the mucoid plaque that sticks to our insides. I am spectacle about treatments, but when I did this treatment.. holy crap, it worked. Since you're not eating food, the mucoid plaque is removed literally by the pounds. It's freaky, tho.. this stuff looks like intestines or somethin. The book they give you has pictures of it, even. So if any of you have been wanting to do a colon cleanse that gets rid of extra matter you have accumulated in your body, and the mucoid plaque, I say give it a try!

    Oh.. and I just went to their website. They give actual photos that people sent in showing what the hell came out of them. I know, they're gross as hell.. but this is the same kinda crap that came out of me! AND this is five days of not eating.. so it's not the food you've digested. It's crap that's been in your system for who knows how long. Yeah, it's disgusting.. but better OUT than in.

    *WARNING.. GROSS!*
    http://www.blessedherbs.com/photos2i.html
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    "I am spectacle"

    hehehe

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    weird! what other options are there besides purchasing this product?

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    Quote Originally Posted by austinatalie View Post
    weird! what other options are there besides purchasing this product?
    The ingredients are listed on the website, it wouldn't be hard to make your own. Their price isn't that bad tho. It might be worth making your own if you were planning on doing it multiple times, but if you were just doing it once I don't think you'd save that much money by making it yourself.



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    $90!! i was just wondering if you would have similar effects by just doing a juice fast.

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    Thats so f*cking gross I started gagging. I think I could cleanse myself my looking at that site and puking all my food up... ugh...

    But for $90 I just may try it... who knows what Ive got in there... when I had a colonic it was a ton of gasses that came out... not much stuff.... and she couldnt get the water up too far into my intestines because it was blocked... yucky

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    Im disgustingly speechless. That is horrendous and yukky and vile and gross and...
    Imma do it next week

    Do you feel more energetic?

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    did you lose any weight? I hear when people do these clenses they loose lbs because of all the waste that are getting rid of.

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    Just playin' devil's advocate:



    Quote: He has created a cleansing product that produces what the product is claimed to cleanse.

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    Thanks zxcire

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    You're welcome! Sorry for bursting anyone's bubble!

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    There seems to be a ton of those companies sprouting up. Who knows about them anymore. I really want to try a colonic I am hoping to try one within a week.
    I will let you guys know about how I feel afterwards.

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    What is that shit?!

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    that's so funny it all looks like bacon. and the one sick bastard didn't just take a picture of the shit, he measured it?!? hey i'm gunna make a necklace oughta mine!!!!!!!!!!!

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    ROFL.. SKEPTICAL. Yeah yeah lol sometimes I'm a dufus when I type..

    spectical=skeptical. lol thanx

    And as far as weight loss.. I have some bloating sometimes in my belly. I'm a petite person, but it always seems like I'm gassy. After this cleanse, my bloating really went down a lot! I do seem to have more energy, but I don't know if it's because I've been eating better since doing the cleanse.. Ew. Now that you mention it, sloppyjoe.. it does kinda look at bacon. You think it's gross to measure it? The girl I work with put it in a bag and weighed the stuff. On the FIFTH day of *not eating* she had fuckin over a pound and a half of that stuff that came out!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by zxcire View Post
    Just playin' devil's advocate:

    http://quackfiles.blogspot.com/2004/...ious-idea.html

    Quote: He has created a cleansing product that produces what the product is claimed to cleanse.

    Hm. thanks for that site! I'm gonna print it up and show it to my friend at work. It's interesting, too.. because it talks about how the plaque is usually found in the lower intestine, and by that time, most nutrients have already been absorbed. With this cleanse, they talk about the nutrients now being able to be absorbed better into the body because of the removal of the plaque on the walls.. kinda contradicts itself. Oh well, I'm still happy I did the cleanse, and there's tons of discrepancy on the web regarding cleanses and even if colonics are good or not. Like many holistic treatments, there's people who believe and those who don't. I feel better after doing it, and I will probably do it again in a few months. As far as that article saying that the mucoid plaque is basically made up from the ingredients you've taken during the cleanse? I seriously doubt it... I know that some of those ingredients are 'bulking', ie. they bulge up in your system, but some of the days I wasn't able to even do all of the packets, and I had massive amounts of stuff coming out of me. No way was it simply the ingredients that I drank.

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    OMG WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY did I click on that???? If that shit came out of me, I would fucking pass out.

    I am scared!!!! lol

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    5 days without eating? That's a ridiculous expectation for active, busy people! For a dancer burning many calories at the club, its dangerous. There is no way I could do that and be able to function in my business.

    Then then again, I'm mostly normal. And when I eat whole, healthy foods, never had any tummy problems. This is a crock.

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    Dear Mucoid Plauque,

    You never cease to amaze me with your ability to make me want to vomit.

    Love always,
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    No!!! Please, read it again, read it all!!! The psyllium fiber and bentonite clay and possibly some other ingredients in the pills CREATE THE MUCOID PLAQUE! It is not something that is inside your body,

    until it is created by the cleanse that is supposed to be curing it!!

    IT'S A SCAM!!!!!

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    ^^^zxcire, Thanks for that link. I've long been of the school of thought that the inner workings of your body will function best if you pretty much leave them alone, as the author of that site concurs. He/she does a good job at explaining why this product is bunk... a much better job, in fact, than the original site does at explaining why the product purportedly works.

    To the OP: I don't doubt that you can and did lose some weight by doing a cleanse or having a colonic. But some of it will be weight that you "shouldn't" be losing, i.e., partially digested food and unabsorbed liquids that are busy doing their thing inside of you, getting digested and stuff. As for any "extra" matter... well... I needn't repeat what the above site states.

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    Damn.. this stuff's got me thinking.

    I'm gonna do a bunch of research over this week to find more information about this. Anyone know if there's other articles regarding this issue, besides the one on quackbusters?

    LOL, and about that article.. the guy talks about doing this cleanse:wormwood, clover, walnut parastie cleanse. He said people had worms coming out of them.. and I DOUBT worms are part of the ingredients, lol. Maybe I'll try this one instead, and actually have something come OUT that didn't exactly go IN lol. I liked his analogy, however, about eating a rubberband. Sure, other things might come out that are stuck to the rubberband, but mostly what comes out is simply the rubberband itself.

    Not that I regret doing the cleanse, because I noticed positive results after the cleanse (I am MUCH more regular now than I was before.)

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    Next time, take pictures before you flush the junk down the pot.

    It's fascinating. I might try it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sloppyjoe View Post
    that's so funny it all looks like bacon. and the one sick bastard didn't just take a picture of the shit, he measured it?!? hey i'm gunna make a necklace oughta mine!!!!!!!!!!!
    Did you see the shit in the colander? Did they rinse it off and pretty it up for the photo op?

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    What you see is what you get, lol.

    Stuff that came out of me is identical to some of those pics. There's not really much to 'clean off' of it because there's no actual food in your system at the time. Okay.. I know this is my own topic I started, but I need to stop reading it for a while. I have to eat dinner at SOME point tonight, and each time I read these threads (even my own) my dinner time gets pushed back even further...

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