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    Default I Strip For God - The Official Website of Kellie Everts

    I guess I must've slept on this one because prior to this morning, I had never heard of Kellie Everts. Her story has the all the ingredients of a Lifetime cable movie. Has anyone heard of her before?
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    Default Re: I Strip For God - The Official Website of Kellie Everts

    No but I just tried reading some of her memoirs and I gotta say, that woman is apeshit crazy! Ye gods!


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    Wow. Takes all kinds I guess.

    I cant imagine what would happen if she got together with the chick from the Glamour article thats trying to save strippers in the name of god!!!!

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    Default Re: I Strip For God - The Official Website of Kellie Everts

    This excerpt from her ramblings describes the night that 3 rings of faith,hope and charity were given to Rasa (Kellie Everts) by Jesus himself...

    On this night, it was stupendous. It happened in a hotel in Chicago. Rasa had a dream and knew that this dream portended great heartbreak and pain from a man she was enamored of. She looked at Jesus photo on her wall and said to him,

    'Promise me that I will not die without paying for my sins.'

    The room filled with blue light and everything became supernatural. Rasa heard Our Lord say,

    'I PROMISE YOU THAT YOU WILL DIE IN MY ARMS.'

    Rasa cried tears of joy and pain. She then said to Our Lord,

    'As proof of this, will you give me a ring?'

    She held out her left hand and suddenly from Heaven came a Blue Light in a stream, striking the pinky of her hand. Rasa said,

    'That's not the right finger!'

    Then a second light descended from Heaven (these lights exploded like fireworks when they hit her hand) and struck her index finger, exploding there. Rasa said,

    'That is also not the right finger!'

    Suddenly the third light came from Heaven and struck the finger next to the pinky - the one signifying betrothal or marriage (union) and exploded. Rasa cried again with joy and relief. Our Lord had betrothed her and sealed his promise...

    You gotta love somebody who can impatiently correct God until he gets the right finger...

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    Default Re: I Strip For God - The Official Website of Kellie Everts

    ^^^ hahhaha that's the EXACT section i was gonna paste... probably the best example of delusional ad hoc proposals for faith i've seen in a while.

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    Default Re: I Strip For God - The Official Website of Kellie Everts

    holy shit batshit crazy


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    Default Re: I Strip For God - The Official Website of Kellie Everts

    I'm pretty sure that if God decides that the pinky is the ring finger, that the pinky becomes the ring finger.

    Cause God said so, that's why!
    "He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"

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    wow lmao. wow that was the section to paste if any. ha. just wow.

    Love it!

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    Hooray for crazy people!
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    Default Re: I Strip For God - The Official Website of Kellie Everts

    Maybe she should strip for the pope too...but i don't think that will go over well... She really knows how to tell God whats right and wrong




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    Default Re: I Strip For God - The Official Website of Kellie Everts

    Cool, she's married to God & Jesus. I wonder if they know?

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    Oh my goodness!

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