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    So, this is sort of inspired by another thread:

    Every year, my sister always gets me the DUMBEST birthday presents. One year she bought me some butt/face soap (with a butt/face towel, too!), and last year she got me an economy-size box of prunes.
    So this year, I'm am trying to find the most ridiculous, out of this world, STUPID thing to get her. I really need your advice, guys!!
    I wanted the chocolate bacon, but it's out of stock.
    We live in different states, and I would prefer to buy her something online that is convenient to ship. I don't have time to make anything... Help? Please?
    i used to dream militant dreams / of taking over america / to show these white folks how it should be done
    i used to dream radical dreams / of blowing everyone away / with my perceptive powers of correct analysis
    i even used to think / id be the one to stop the riot and negotiate the peace / then i awoke and dug
    that if i dreamed natural dreams / of being a natural woman
    doing what a woman does / when shes natural
    i would have a revolution

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    Default Re: Butt-Face Soap... and Prunes...

    Go crazy:

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    Default Re: Butt-Face Soap... and Prunes...

    I think this is an awesomely stupid gift:

    So now you can eat with one hand -- scooping with the spoon, stabbing with the fork, and cutting with the knife -- while your other hand does whatever it damn well pleases.







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    OMG SPORK!!!!!!!!! THat is AWESOME!


    Also, look up Archie Mcphee's online. Its a humor gift company-they have their store in seattle, but do mail order all over. HILARIOUS stuff!

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    Default Re: Butt-Face Soap... and Prunes...

    Looks like your sister shops at the site cam posted:

    http://www.stupid.com/stat/BFSP.html

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    ROFL I love shit like this!

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    Default Re: Butt-Face Soap... and Prunes...

    this thread reminds of a anthor thread get her the vulva sent perfume or whatever lol that she won't forget. It depends on her personality but thats a good gag gift.

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    Default Re: Butt-Face Soap... and Prunes...

    BUD LIGHT SALT AND PEPPER SHAKERS.

    Yes folks, it's true. Saw em at the state fair, along with their cousins Coors Light, Michelob Light, Betty Boop.

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    Default Re: Butt-Face Soap... and Prunes...

    Quote Originally Posted by Alaska View Post
    BUD LIGHT SALT AND PEPPER SHAKERS.
    Snazzy, 'Laska!
    Cool housewarming item for the new digs, eh?
    Last edited by Budai; 10-03-2007 at 09:09 PM.

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