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    I got this idea from my other thread. It got me ranting about AZ drivers, and I said they pissed me off to no end and that CA drivers didn't piss me off as much and were more competent as a whole.

    Where do you think the worst drivers are? What are some of your rants you'd like to share?

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    Florida, hands down. The irony of it is that a lot of Floridians try to poke fun at my being from New York.. oh, ha ha, New York Drivers! Do I have news for them.... we NYers love to make fun of Jersey Drivers... but Florida makes them all look like A++ drivers. Seriously. I've never in my life seen SO many red lights run, people cut off on highways, folks driving on the medians, cell phone-talkin-lipstick-applyin fuckers with their heads in the effin clouds... holy stuff.
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    See, the red light runners are the reason I was tickled pink when Tucson installed cameras at intersections last month. Me and my mom loved sitting at red lights and watching people run red lights going the other direction. We would say "Smile for the camera dumbass!"

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    Houston. I don't need to explain.

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    mass, why do ya think their called massholes?

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    All and sundry: those red octogons by the side of the road are called "stop signs" not "slow down signs."

    A few days ago, I was driving in the far left lane and a car a few car lengths ahead of me crosses all three lanes, basically making a hard left turn in front of me from the far right. Um, okay asshole.
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    Victoria. They have this thing called a 'hook turn'. Don't know what it is?

    A hook turn is a traffic-control mechanism where cars that would normally have to turn across oncoming traffic are made to turn across all lanes of traffic instead.


    (remember, we drive on the left)


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    Quote Originally Posted by Blade View Post
    mass, why do ya think their called massholes?
    its not that we're bad drivers, but what you didn’t know and were incapable of perceiving was that elaborate communication was taking place through eye contact and subtle hand movements between drivers. These made what appeared to them as abrupt and seemingly reckless driving not only possible but actually quite safe.

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    FL. Between the blue hairs, the illegals with no insurance, the racer kids with their souped up ricers, and the a-holes in Hummers and vettes with an overinflated sense of entilement.....you take your life in your hands every time you get behind a wheel.

    Add to that that turn signals might as well be illegal here and at any given time 30-50% of the population on the road is either drunk or high....yeah. Driving here is NO fun.

    AND add to THAT that in most places the roads have 2-3 differant names and NONE of the ones on the signs are what people call them. When I first moved here I spent an hour driving back and forth over 821 because people kept telling me to get on Palmetto Parkway. What they didnt tell me was that 821 IS Palmetto Parkway..it just isnt on the signs....gggrrrrr

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    Florida for sure. The only time I've actually been scared for my life while driving was the first time I ended up on an Orlando freeway. Cutting across four lanes of traffic with no turn signal is NOT the appropriate way to get to your exit. GOD!
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    Memphis, not even a question. Memphis drivers use their horns WAY more than their turn signals, and can always be counted upon to go 30 mph in the fast lane or 75 mph in a residential neighborhood. And now that I have California tags, I always follow the traffic laws to the letter, but I'm still the one who gets pulled over.

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    Ugh, Utahns. I'll take Vegas drivers any day. They box you in, go 50 mph on the freeway while screaming at their 6 kids and talking on their cell phones. Gah.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    Victoria. They have this thing called a 'hook turn'. Don't know what it is?





    (remember, we drive on the left)
    ^^^
    That turn looks life threatening...

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    ^^^ It is. The first time I had to drive through Melbourne I was a sobbing, hysterical mess by the time I got where I was going. Nothing like being in the far left lane and trying to turn right across two other lanes going your direction and three going the opposite way with a trolley lane in the middle. *shudder*

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    Virginia. I swear to goodness, my husband and I almost got into 3 accidents in the span of 30 mintues driving down 95 in Virginia. And we never changed lanes or anything. People kept trying to run into us, cut us off, veer into our lane, etc. It was infuriating. Plus they are always the ones fucking up traffic on the beltway. And every news report has accident after accident in Virginia.
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    Virginia!!! It's all parrelel parking and no one seems to know how to do it.. Then again, I don't drive I just watch the idiots try not to hit the car in front or behind..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    The first time I had to drive through Melbourne I was a sobbing, hysterical mess by the time I got where I was going.

    That's how I was the first time I drove in Boston. Holy eff were the streets just stupid. Not so much the drivers... but the roads. Stupid paved over cattle trails... GRRR!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Budai View Post
    ^^^
    That turn looks life threatening...
    Yeeeeup... turning across EVERY SINGLE LANE of traffic. BRILLIANT.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    ^^^ It is. The first time I had to drive through Melbourne I was a sobbing, hysterical mess by the time I got where I was going. Nothing like being in the far left lane and trying to turn right across two other lanes going your direction and three going the opposite way with a trolley lane in the middle. *shudder*
    I had a Victoria driver to that to me in QLD. I was SO fucking confused. Did the guy on my left just turn in front of me and across five fucking lanes.. what the HELL?!


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    Quote Originally Posted by PaigeDWinter View Post
    That's how I was the first time I drove in Boston. Holy eff were the streets just stupid. Not so much the drivers... but the roads. Stupid paved over cattle trails... GRRR!
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    Puerto Rico, they are crazy there!

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    Puerto Rico, they are crazy there!
    Shit Yah. I will never forget the "OK on running red lights after 11 PM" to prevent carjackings.


    I suppose Northern California drivers can be pretty obnoxious (BlackSheep3Epwhutever, anyone?) but you learn to deal...You don't want to find out who will shoot first in a road rage altercation!

    (& Let's not talk Los Angeles area. Let's..not...)

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    Quote Originally Posted by madmaxine View Post
    Shit Yah. I will never forget the "OK on running red lights after 11 PM" to prevent carjackings.


    I suppose Northern California drivers can be pretty obnoxious (BlackSheep3Epwhutever, anyone?) but you learn to deal...You don't want to find out who will shoot first in a road rage altercation!

    (& Let's not talk Los Angeles area. Let's..not...)

    Thank you! My friend when I went said "ok can we get past the driving cause if I hear "carajo no saben manejar un maldito carro aqui! one more time I think we will fight" lol that means "damn it don't they know how to handle a dam n car here!" It's scary! This one guy said " I had a friend vacation in PR and he said "I am a maniac on the road and I felt as if it was heaven! they drive just like me" umm not cool!

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    i have numerous places on my list:

    1. florida. i got into a car accident there. friends and i were on the way to busch gardens on 75 north when a car going south had a driver that fell asleep at the wheel. there was only a strip of grass for a median barrier so that car rolled over onto the grass and on the hood of the car i was in. no one was killed but the driver of the southbound car broke her neck, among many other injuries. i was in the backseat of our car playing with my gameboy. i didn't see the accident happen but all i got was some back pain, a few bruises, and glass in my hair. the accident held up all 5 lanes of traffic on 75 north for a long time.

    2. missouri. having spent 5 years of my adolescence there, it's enough of an example to repeat what my mom's friend who lives there said about turn signals: "you mean you're actually supposed to use those things?!"

    3. beijing, china. pedestrians do not have the right of way and you must fend for yourself while crossing the streets. everyone drives like a maniac, weaving in and out. i was terrified every time i rode in a taxi in beijing or had to cross the street.

    i myself life in northern california and haven't been witness to anything that blacksheep went through. still, we have our aggressive and unsafe drivers. but people here tend to use their turn signals more than missourians.
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    Roman taxi drivers are pretty scary too.
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