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    Default My dog is an ASSHOLE! Mini Schnauzers

    Anybody else have miniature schnauzers? Mine have an AWESOME black smooth coat and are really cool dogs but one of em is a prick! One is 15 lbs (Shadow), the other is HUGE like 28 lbs (Max), they are brothers. Shadow is a complete asshole though. He's like 5 years old and will be at my feet when I'm at the computer and when I'm not looking (when he thinks im not looking) he'll steal one of my black socks, then when I chase him out of my room he drops it like if he doesn't I'll whip his ass, but I never hit the dogs haha. He's always stealing shit. Max the big one, he's just fine, laid back. Reminds me of a small bear when he sits upright on the couch. It's like Max is a pothead or something and Shadow is on a cocaine rage.

    Why am I posting this randomly? Well this IS the Lounge, but also does anyone have miniature schnauzers?? How do they act?? Any funny stories about your dogs?? I wish I had pictures but I don't or I'd post them.

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    i had one when growing up, they are awesome dogs.....there was one down the street, totally cool, calm, collectd....

    mine.....my mini-schnauzer wasoh so protective of the family and territory. Anybody walking buy withing a 100 foot radius would get barked to death. The proverbial "short-man" syndrome.

    Also my dog vs. the UPS man was a classic daily battle.

    Overall they are very good dog, and are exceptional when in a family setting/young children....I would get one another one ina heartbeat if I had the time.

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    My ex's parents had a Mini Schnauzer that looked like (according to ex) "a sausage ready to burst." The dog was fat & spoiled and he would bark at me without mercy until he figured out I was part of the family life.

    (I bribed him with food too, that helped.)

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    ROFL

    Your dog sounds hilarious. And the fact that you called him a prick cracked me up. hahahha

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    It takes two to play the chase game, if you dont like to chase game dont play
    Next time he steals something, grab something yummy from the kitchen call them for it they will drop the sock/whatever to eat it.
    I think he is shying away from you because he is just a sensetive boy, my eldest dog is. No historic reason to be, just born that way.

    I quite like the chase game myself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jezzebelle View Post
    It takes two to play the chase game, if you dont like to chase game dont play
    Next time he steals something, grab something yummy from the kitchen call them for it they will drop the sock/whatever to eat it.
    I think he is shying away from you because he is just a sensetive boy, my eldest dog is. No historic reason to be, just born that way.

    I quite like the chase game myself.
    Yea he's fun to chase, he loves it. And yeah they're both really sensitive for sure. This may sound gross but I picky the "sleepy" out of their eyes like daily, is that bad? Sometimes they like to eat it, GROSS!!
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    i'm currently housesitting for a friend who has two female mini schnauzers. they are sweet dogs and love affection yet they ALWAYS want attention.
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    OMG! yur little punk doggy sounds so cute in a naughty sorta way. I love schnauzers! Whenever i see the when i am with my guy, I make sure to point them out and make him see how cute they are.
    Some people train their lil doggies to teach them so the wont jack stuff. But ur dog sounds cool.
    I wanna see pics!!!




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    I am dogsitting my Dad's mini schnauzer, right now. All 16lbs of 14yr old fury, lol!

    She is spoiled, jealous, over protective and has both my dogs (25lb beagle and 55lb pit bull mix) in check, lol.

    She bosses them around, and if you ignore her, she will "sing" at you till you pet her.
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