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    Default Kegelmaster... anyone tried this?

    Hey girls. I've been seriously thinking about ordering this product. http://www.kegelmaster2000.com/facts.htm

    I'm pretty much desperate. I've done thousands of kegels for weeks and much to my frustration, my bf cannot tell the difference. I know, I know... I'm probably doing them wrong. Who knows? All I know is that I feel like shit. He slept with a 19 year old when we broke up and... he still won't shut up about it. I thought all was fine and well until I was compared to her and I really want to um "master" this to help me get some of my confidence back in bed.

    Anyway... I really want to try this. It's all about isolating the correct muscle. I don't really want to be coached on how to do them... I just want to know if anyone has used this product with any success. I'm moving next week and once I have my new shipping address my next online purchases will probably be a pole for the living room and a kegelmaster. I just trust the opinions on here more than the ones on websites because they're always trying to sell you shit.

    Any thoughts? Opinions on the product?
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    Default Re: Kegelmaster... anyone tried this?

    I have it, I've done it... I can now shoot vibrators across the room 4 feet from my vagina. It really does work! I will sponsor this toy any day!

    However, don't do this because some dickhole of a man is telling you that you're not as tight as some little twat he slept with though.


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    It sounds like you have a tumor that sometimes resides in your vagina. Dump him, or tell him to be more considerate. Seriously, would he be so nice if you slept with a 10-inch guy and rubbed it in his face?

    The big thing about tight girls is that they're not wet. Dry pussy = extreme tightness. In Africa, women use detergent, acacia, and other horrible chemicals to keep themselves dry and tight because men like that uncomfortable tightness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hatshepsut View Post
    Dump him, or tell him to be more considerate. ?

    The big thing about tight girls is that they're not wet. Dry pussy = extreme tightness .
    Wow I'm sorry, I can't believe he would rub that in your face. Hatshepsut is correct though, the dryer you are the tighter it is. So just skip the fore play j/k. I hope the kegelmaster works out for you.

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    I really think the problem is this boyfriend of yours and not the tightness of your vagina.

    I'd probably start yammering on about the 10" thick cock I had once, and how it filled and satisfied me in ways he never could. Ahahaha.

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    Hey, I'm knew so I hope no one minds me posting here for my first post.

    Paintgoddess- I've never tried the kegelmaster, but have thought about it myself. I hope it works for you. By the way, not all 19 yr. olds are that tight, either. When I was 19, I thought I was loose and I still do. It does make me self conscious, so I sympathize, but I want you to know that I agree with the other ladies- this guy is majorly disrespectful to you. Like one of the other ladies said, you don't compare his penis to that of other guys. Honestly, any man that calls me loose is going to get told that I'm not too loose- he's too small. Personally, I'm not a size queen, and I'm normally against trying to make men self conscious about their penis size, but in that case, I'd turn the tables. Why does the problem automatically have to be with you and not him? Not that there is a physical problem with either of you. It sounds to me like he's just a jerk- no offense to you, since you obviously like this man. In truth, it would probably be best to not even argue with him about it, but to just show him the door, but I am argumentative, so I know I would personally probably run off at the mouth. I know if you really want to be with him, you will be no matter what anyone here says, but the way he is being with you about this, is just plain mean, and in my opinion, anyone who is going to complain about your body, shouldn't get to enjoy it! You should get tight for yourself. I would get as tight as I could and leave him so he couldn't enjoy it. I'm spiteful like that, though. I wouldn't even tell him- I wouldn't need to. I'd just like knowing myself, exactly what he was missing.

    Anyway, the ladies are right- dryer is tighter, and some people actually try to induce that, but that sounds horrible. Nervousness also makes you tighter. Relaxation and arousal will make you somewhat looser, which sucks if you feel like you are too loose. I know sometimes I feel tigher, but then when I get really aroused or relaxed before the guy penetrates me, I feel looser, and I wish I didn't. You would think the increased blood flow from arousal would make it swell and be tighter, which I'm guessing that it probably does to some degree, but the wetness can make it feel looser and also, if you're relaxed the vaginal muscles relax, as well. However, lubrication often makes sex feel better for both men and women in its own way, so lubrication isn't the enemy. Not only can it make sex feel better for both partners, but your partner will likely take it as a sign that you are enjoying yourself. Also, being as aroused as possible beforehand makes it better for you, and many men will get aroused by your arousal and enjoyment. Not only might they find that arousing in and of itself, but the more aroused you are, the more enthusiastic of a lover you will prob. be, making sex better for the other person. Plus, you should be able to relax and enjoy it, yourself! As far as I know, lubrication can also lower the chaces of things like vaginal tears, and besides, dryness is just plain irritating! Honestly, I'm not willing to give up lubrication and foreplay, and I suggest you don't either. I know that no one here was suggesting you do that, and apparently we are all in agreeance so far, but I just wanted to address this stuff in case you were considering it, anyway. I know some people get that desperate, but if you do, try to keep the other things in mind- lubrication makes sex feel better for both of you in its own way, dryness is irritating and might cause damage, and you deserve the foreplay, etc. Do the kegels and do them for you, not him. I'm going for the kegels myself, but sadly, I often forget to do them. *sighs* Maybe I'll get into the habit eventually. Let me know if it works.

    By the way, Lysondra- can you really vaginally project vibrators like that? If so, then congratulations on the achievement. That's awesome! I read about ladies doing that with other things. I'd love to be able to do that, but right now I'm just focusing on getting tighter in general. I don't mean to be too nosey, so if this is overly personal, please ignore it and excuse me. Since I'm loose and want to be able to do this, I was wondering if you were about average tightness, above average, or if you thought you were loose before you began using it. I'm sorry if that's rude. I just wanted to know because I want to know if someone who is loose (as I feel I am) could get that tight using the kegelmaster. Thanks!

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    Um. Fuck. Him.

    DTMFA.

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    Sweetie, the vagina also expands when aroused. The uterus tilts, allowing for collection of semen. He sounds like a selfish lover.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zxcire View Post
    Um. Fuck. Him.

    DTMFA.
    i agree, he sounds like a real winner, ooo any man who tried to compare my vaginal specifications....grrr

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    Default Re: Kegelmaster... anyone tried this?

    I tried kegalmaster last year but gave up after 3 weeks of trying I lost it and didnt want to spend another $50 for a new one since I didnt feel any difference.

    Any girls out there who liked this product :

    Are there any special ways to use it that make it more effective/eazier enduring??
    How long until you noticed results?

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    ^ It comes with a booklet on how to change the springs for optimum use and strength.

    And about 3 days.


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    Default Re: Kegelmaster... anyone tried this?

    Not sure about this, but there is a weighted thing that works really well.

    BTW- I know you know this, but please dump the asswipe. If he slept with a 19 yr old while you were broken up he should be kissing your ass and hoping you forgive him, not bringing that shit up. And don't even get me started on complaining about your body...

    The thing about men is. They aren't all that unique... When you show one the door, another just like him will be along in a few days..

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    um. ya.

    he's a loser. to talk to you like that, about the other girl.... um no.

    next time he says something, say "it's not the size of my __(I prefer coochie or hooha)_ that's the issue, it's the lack of your size."

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    His dick isn't big enough. Fuck the kegle master, he's an asshole.

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