Results 1 to 16 of 16

Thread: yeah, riiiiiiiiight!!!!

  1. #1
    God/dess Corgan's Avatar
    Joined
    Mar 2006
    Location
    Southeast Texas
    Posts
    4,735
    Thanks
    10
    Thanked 35 Times in 20 Posts
    My Mood
    Brooding

    Default yeah, riiiiiiiiight!!!!

    http://www.strippersystem.com/

    maybe this works on crackwhore strippers, but not ones that are worth a fuck.

  2. #2
    God/dess Emily's Avatar
    Joined
    Feb 2003
    Location
    Las Vegas
    Posts
    11,302
    Thanks
    4
    Thanked 143 Times in 72 Posts

    Default Re: yeah, riiiiiiiiight!!!!

    even crack whore strippers get tired of this bullshit

  3. #3
    Kaylinn
    Guest

    Default Re: yeah, riiiiiiiiight!!!!

    well, it was free. I signed up. I could use another laugh

  4. #4
    God/dess Corgan's Avatar
    Joined
    Mar 2006
    Location
    Southeast Texas
    Posts
    4,735
    Thanks
    10
    Thanked 35 Times in 20 Posts
    My Mood
    Brooding

    Default Re: yeah, riiiiiiiiight!!!!

    ^ i was going to, but i didn't want to get spammed. tell us what it says kaylinn!!

  5. #5
    Kaylinn
    Guest

    Default Re: yeah, riiiiiiiiight!!!!

    I used my spam email account. I have a hotmail account created just to sign up for dumb shit like this.

    I'll let you know what it says, but I gotta leave right now. I'll drag this back up tomorrow.

  6. #6
    God/dess Chrissy68's Avatar
    Joined
    Mar 2004
    Location
    Over the hills and far away
    Posts
    4,902
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 368 Times in 56 Posts

    Default Re: yeah, riiiiiiiiight!!!!

    lol.... funny.

    Love it!

  7. #7
    God/dess
    Joined
    Jan 2004
    Location
    Your imagination
    Posts
    2,875
    Thanks
    19
    Thanked 174 Times in 119 Posts

    Default Re: yeah, riiiiiiiiight!!!!

    i am listening to this guy right now. he says you have to spend some money. and he says that if a stripper really likes a guy randomly, she will just up and whatever with him.

    as far as i can tell, the 'stripper system' is 'buy dances and tip, but focus on the weak hustlers and buy them drinks primarily, mixed in with dances after they're good and buzzed, and then go for your extras'.

    not exclusive to crackwhore strippers, but certainly not a brilliant new system. the guy is really focused on getting the girls buzzed to get the extras/otc action. he sounds a lot like derek/starplayer in his specifics.

    i remember such guys, that would get the girls drunk. ok to chill with passingly, but even girls who loved to drink weren't exactly rushing to do otc activities with them.

    i just love that his hook is 'spend money, then women will have sex with you', and this is held to be something brand new and unlike anything anyone's ever heard.

  8. #8
    Darcy Foxx
    Guest

    Default Re: yeah, riiiiiiiiight!!!!

    Using strip club game to get NON-STRIPPERS to participate in three-somes and four-somes
    bahahaha

  9. #9
    Darcy Foxx
    Guest

    Default Re: yeah, riiiiiiiiight!!!!

    this is so retarded.

    the sad thing is, i actually work with some silly girls who have threesomes with some of our extremely wealthy VIP members in exchange for money and cocaine. maybe "Mr X" just found girls like that and threw money and cocaine at them. there's a handful of those kind of girls at my club alone... and i'd bet they exist in just about every club for the right price.

  10. #10
    God/dess twisterinAZ's Avatar
    Joined
    Nov 2004
    Location
    Scottsdale
    Posts
    2,228
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 12 Times in 9 Posts

    Default Re: yeah, riiiiiiiiight!!!!

    Good. I hope lots of guys think he is right and vome in and spend money ! I could do without the drinks...

  11. #11
    God/dess Corgan's Avatar
    Joined
    Mar 2006
    Location
    Southeast Texas
    Posts
    4,735
    Thanks
    10
    Thanked 35 Times in 20 Posts
    My Mood
    Brooding

    Default Re: yeah, riiiiiiiiight!!!!

    ^ unless they are fake your club does drink cards

  12. #12
    Kaylinn
    Guest

    Default Re: yeah, riiiiiiiiight!!!!

    Speaking of which, that's a drink hustle I just picked up as a waitress. we are allowed to drink at work, but I choose not to. So guys either offer to buy me shots, or I'll ask them to buy me a shot, cause the more they spend, the more I get tipped.

    I order Yager bombs. Only my Yager is Coke. Soda. I don't drop the yager in the redbull, I drink it seperate.

    Another favorite shot of mine is Patron. (Sprite)

  13. #13
    God/dess Corgan's Avatar
    Joined
    Mar 2006
    Location
    Southeast Texas
    Posts
    4,735
    Thanks
    10
    Thanked 35 Times in 20 Posts
    My Mood
    Brooding

    Default Re: yeah, riiiiiiiiight!!!!

    i take {water} patron

  14. #14
    God/dess Taylorlila's Avatar
    Joined
    May 2007
    Location
    Somewhere cold
    Posts
    2,175
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 33 Times in 17 Posts

    Default Re: yeah, riiiiiiiiight!!!!

    We strippers are such elusive creatures that a man had to spend 5 grand to 'study" with a guy to learn to bed us...wow.
    I can't wait to hear what it says when you sign up!


    Quote Originally Posted by RoseWhite View Post
    Boner Man, Boner Man,
    Here comes Sweatpant Boner Man,
    Getting some love the only way he can -
    Boner Man.

  15. #15
    God/dess
    Joined
    Dec 2004
    Location
    London, UK
    Posts
    2,218
    Thanks
    5
    Thanked 209 Times in 142 Posts

    Default Re: yeah, riiiiiiiiight!!!!

    One of the amusing sidebars to being in a strip club is watching the pick up artists trying to persuade a dancer that "there's a really great party I can take you to after you finish work".

    My money's invariably on the dancer extracting one or more private dances out of the guy before she remembers that unfortunately she's got to go straight home after work to take the dog for a walk.

    Phil.

  16. #16
    God/dess Taylorlila's Avatar
    Joined
    May 2007
    Location
    Somewhere cold
    Posts
    2,175
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 33 Times in 17 Posts

    Default Re: yeah, riiiiiiiiight!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Phil-W View Post
    One of the amusing sidebars to being in a strip club is watching the pick up artists trying to persuade a dancer that "there's a really great party I can take you to after you finish work".

    My money's invariably on the dancer extracting one or more private dances out of the guy before she remembers that unfortunately she's got to go straight home after work to take the dog for a walk.

    Phil.
    been there. done that. He told me "you don't know who I am!" to which I replied "You're right, i don't" and walked away schmuck.


    Quote Originally Posted by RoseWhite View Post
    Boner Man, Boner Man,
    Here comes Sweatpant Boner Man,
    Getting some love the only way he can -
    Boner Man.

Similar Threads

  1. Yeah for me!
    By LAChloe in forum Newbie Board
    Replies: 5
    Last Post: 09-25-2007, 02:27 AM
  2. yeah!!
    By kenzi19 in forum Newbie Board
    Replies: 1
    Last Post: 04-30-2007, 07:02 PM
  3. YEAH!
    By msb1973 in forum Newbie Board
    Replies: 1
    Last Post: 02-22-2007, 10:02 PM
  4. So yeah hi.
    By mistressmandi in forum Coming Out
    Replies: 4
    Last Post: 04-26-2006, 12:37 AM
  5. yeah, this sucks
    By prrfektwurld in forum Newbie Board
    Replies: 11
    Last Post: 08-26-2005, 09:25 AM

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •