Okay so I understand the whole 'make sure we keep the bad people out of our country' thing that US customs has going on. But the way they have treated me the last two times i've crossed the boarder is uncalled for.
We all know I come to Fargo to see Scotty. I am not dancing here, and I have no intentions of doing so.
The first time I came down the GUY(yes guy) STRIP SEARCHED ME! All because he found out im a dancer.
He then empties my suitcase, goes through my day timer, goes through my laptop and reads all my email he harasses me and hounds me for a good hour. Then ends it with 'if I find out your dancing at the northern I will personally make sure you never make it back into this country'. Whatever fuck him im not dancing here.
Well this time when I come down I get the same damn guy and this time he keeps me for an hour and a half, takes my laptop to a different room, goes through every damn file on my computer(I checked my history on my laptop). He hounds me, makes me fill out some questionaire... he then empties my bag and goes through everything, he googles my name and my stage name and decides im dancing at the Northern. He then YELLS AT ME because im in tears from feeling violated. I told him I have no intentions of dancing at the Northern but he doesn't believe me because im a stripper and strippers are lying whores(his words). He then goes 'I have no proof but I KNOW your dancing there and know that everytime you cross the boarder it will be hell for you'.
Fuck this shit! I just want to come to Fargo to see my man.
There HAS to be a way for me to come here without dealing with this shit every damn time.
How can I prove that I am not dancing there?
Is there any way to make this easier?


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