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    Anybody know of any legitimate links to statistics about strippers? Mostly just the general, percentages of single moms, students, stuff like that...

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    Default Re: Stripper Statistics

    may i ask why it's needed?


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    Oh please dont tell us you are writing a paper!!!!

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    Default Re: Stripper Statistics

    Yeah, I just wanna know why you need stats on strippers.

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    I figure it's a paper, too.


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    Default Re: Stripper Statistics

    Noooooooo not another paper! Dammit, what are people trying to figure out when they decide they are going to write a paper about strippers?

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    Default Re: Stripper Statistics

    I would be interested to see some real stats, but I doubt they exist.

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    This is all you need to know- I make more money than you and I'm hotter than you! Rowr!

    Naw, I'm just clowning around. If you use the "Search" function on the site, you'll find a few linked articles, including one survey where a dancer claimed a gerbil or hamster was thrown at her during a stage performance. "OH, the Huge-Mammaries!"*

    * Like, "OH, the Humanity!" Get it? Tee hee.

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    one day, i am going to write a paper about non-strippers. what percentage of bank tellers are single moms? what percentage of k-mart cashiers are students?

    it will be fascinating. regular people are such an interesting species.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darcy Foxx View Post
    one day, i am going to write a paper about non-strippers. what percentage of bank tellers are single moms? what percentage of k-mart cashiers are students?

    it will be fascinating. regular people are such an interesting species.

    LMAO! You crack me up!!

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    I'd like to see a statistic on how many papers about strippers are floating around our higher education institutions.

    Also, out of these papers, a percentage breakdown of the the grades received.

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    I'd like to see how someone would FIND those statistics.

    Strippers are like ninjas. You never know how many there are or if the person next to you is one.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Christany View Post
    I'd like to see a statistic on how many papers about strippers are floating around our higher education institutions.

    Also, out of these papers, a percentage breakdown of the the grades received.
    OMG I would love to see a question about strippers on my stats test tomorrow...

    If the probability of a stripper making over $1500 on a Saturday is 0.02, and the probability of a Stripper drinking champagne on any given night is 0.65, then what is the probability of a stripper making over $1500 on a Saturday given that she has drank champagne?
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    ^^^I think it is .017. But I could be wrong, I need an answer key.
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    there's no valid stats. partly because 'stripper' is never clearly defined as a category by the people researching. they are too weighted down by their agendas to think about that part...

    there are ways to get valid and even interesting data on strippers, but none that are used by people claiming to 'study stripping'.

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    Even if you COULD find out, I'm sure it would vary by area. You'd THINK someone would have tried to find out and publish something... but I've never seen anything of the sort.
    If you think school is hard, try being stupid.

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    nah, accurate data would be a problem for both strippers and stripper-haters alike, actually, but explaining why is beyond the scope of this thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    Strippers are like ninjas. You never know how many there are or if the person next to you is one.
    Ninja strippers!!!
    Im so quoting you!
    Theres no sense crying over every mistake,
    you just keep on trying till you run out of cake

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    ^^^I want the T-shirt!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    Strippers are like ninjas. You never know how many there are or if the person next to you is one.
    Quote Originally Posted by Emily View Post
    ...I assume you probably don't want to deal with pervs, and the guys that just don't give a fuck about money are like unicorns...
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    I know I have said it before, and I'll say it again.... THE VAGINA IS NOT A CLOWN CAR!


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    Quote Originally Posted by sunnie View Post
    OMG I would love to see a question about strippers on my stats test tomorrow...

    If the probability of a stripper making over $1500 on a Saturday is 0.02, and the probability of a Stripper drinking champagne on any given night is 0.65, then what is the probability of a stripper making over $1500 on a Saturday given that she has drank champagne?
    Don't forget to factor in what the P value is. Jk! Lol, I don't remember what that means, I just remember something about a P value when I took Statistics back in college.

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    Default Re: Stripper Statistics

    this thread again....scroll down to "similar threads"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post

    Strippers are like ninjas.
    I'm snarfing this for my signature.

    (edited to add: oops! didn't see someone else had already gotten to it.)

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    Default Re: Stripper Statistics

    Not a writing a paper... I've been dancing for two years and just wanted some hard facts to back up my opinions and observations when I'm arguing with my friends

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    your opinions and observations are colored by your own stripping environment, your greater surrounding environment, your life background, your ethnicity/ethnicities, and etc. you may be a very unrepresentative stripper, or a very representative one. but determining that involves manipulating a lot of variables most people take utterly for granted to come up with a 'representative' stripper and find out how various strippers in various circumstances resemble or deviate from that precisely structured imago.

    if you are just trying to defend stripping to your friends, all the statistics in the world aren't going to change their minds if they think it's bad for you or anyone else.

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    Can you make polls on this forum? Why don't you just do some polls and figure out your own stats?

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