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    I'm a big fan of enemas. Do you think that they can be harmful ?

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    if you do more than one in 24 hours.

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    I don't think I'll be needing more than that !!! I use them fairly regularly but I'm wondering if regular use would be harmful.

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    nah i do one at least once a month, and i need to do one once a week, really.

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    Wow, I'm starting to feel like the odd one out. Am I the only girl in these parts who doesnt put anything up her butthole but dick?

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    Don't knock it till you try it

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    ^^^Oh, I'm not; far from it! Between the colonic thread, the mucoid plaque intestinal-cleansing thread, and this, I'm starting to think that my rectum is missing out on some TLC.

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    Right? A clean rectum is so important. It could improve your booty love.

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    it totally feels odd... like, serious diarrhea, but you've GOT to keep it in as long as you can. i try to hold mine for a minute or 2. it's so hard sometimes!

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    Emema's can be dangerous if overused. I once did 2 enema's in 3 days and the second emema I was poopin blood!!

    Emema's are very harsh. So I dump out half the solution and replace it with distilled water, that makes it a little lessa harsh, but still have same results.

    But since starting to do monthly colonics, I haven't felt the need for enema's anymore.

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    What's the verdict on the colonic? I've never had one.

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    An enema only gets the first few feet of the colon, but a colonic get through the whole thing. So it's a much deeper clean. I love em.
    Plus....a colonic gets all the gas trapped in there, so if your bloated, it feels soo good. I almost feel like it's a waste of money when all I get is air and no poop, but I feel so much better afterward. I love geting colonics.

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    Colonics can be dangerous, and so can regular use of enemas. I've used enemas on a handful of necessary occasions (and yes, once I spent 12 hours in the emergency room because I was so badly constipated that my urethra was blocked and I couldn't pee, had to get a catheter and fluid IV's, totally my most dignified evening). But they should be a last resort, not a regular thing. If you're feeling constipated, I find the best cure is to chug as much water as you possibly can over the course of an hour or two. If possible, alternate between hot water and cold water, or hot milky coffee and ice water. But KILL that water, obscene amounts of water. That will almost always work in less than two hours.

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    I try to refrain from sticking things in my butt. I am also now convinced that no man deserves anal sex.
    But yeah, coffee. Woooo!

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    I'm trying to figure out why someone would want to clean something they're going to cover in shit in less than a few hours anyway....


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    ^ i think it feels nice after i poop, that's why i'm a fan.

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    so. Back in the 90s I remember reading that the new fangled (old fangled by now) solution to a couple of cocktails before clubbing was a coffee enema. That's right. Shoving black coffee up your butt. Do we have anyone here who has tried it and willing to admit it? I'd like a review. I really, really like coffee.
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    I wonder if you would get a caffeine rush?

    Quote Originally Posted by twisterinAZ View Post
    I'm a big fan of enemas. Do you think that they can be harmful ?
    Yes, its not good to use them often. Your body will start to rely on the enema. Then you won't be able to poo without help. May I ask what are you using them for?
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    What kind of enemas are you guys using? I'm a nursing student and had to give one the other day and it was just 500mL of tap water and she "had immediate results" as my patient said. I can jack some tubing and stuff out of the supply room and mail it to you guys?

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    I want to try one but the thought terrifies me! Are they easy to use by yourself? How much time do you need? Are they very messy? Do they hurt? Do you purchase from the drug store?

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    Quote Originally Posted by teeth_of_the_hydra View Post
    Wow, I'm starting to feel like the odd one out. Am I the only girl in these parts who doesnt put anything up her butthole but dick?


    Oh girl you crack me up.

    I use store bought enemas for the unfortunate back-ups that come with having endometriosis-ridden intestines. I'll let you guys know how a colonic helps with that once I get a doctor's OK.

    Plain water works too, basically any liquid in the lower bowel gives your system an "OK GO!" signal.

    What Yekhefah suggested is much easier and safer, plus it forces material out of your digestive tract along with whatever's stuck in the lower bowel.
    I DOUBT any of you will end up drinking enough water to poison yourselves with it, but be aware, it can happen. Space out the liquid intake and your kidneys will get in on the action too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny View Post
    so. Back in the 90s I remember reading that the new fangled (old fangled by now) solution to a couple of cocktails before clubbing was a coffee enema. That's right. Shoving black coffee up your butt. Do we have anyone here who has tried it and willing to admit it? I'd like a review. I really, really like coffee.
    I would STRONGLY recommend against doing this. Caffeine is a potent drug and when you administer a drug rectally, it hits your bloodstream without being diluted by your digestive tract. Not long ago I read about a guy who died of alcohol poisoning after a tequila enema - the alcohol went straight into him without any filtering or time to digest. I can see a caffeine enema having a similar tragic ending.

    Plus, rectal squirting of black coffee. Not the most pleasing visual.

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    People use coffee enemas to increase bile production in the GI tract, or something of the sort...it's supposed to be a deeper 'clean'. I've not tried one myself- it does seem like something you'd have to be very careful with though.

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    ^ when i was living in bc, i'd drink coffee all day... and seriously, be in the potty every hour.

    but i drank the cofee... i didn't shove up my *asspipe*

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    You went with "asspipe."

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