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    First I want to say hello to everyone here! This is my first post. I was think about stripping a while ago, but then I got pregnant and gained a ton of weight (damn chocolate!), so I'm working on losing it. When I do that I still want to dance. I'm af college student and we could really wse the extra money. I currently work on a wekb cam site as a "model". It's pretty cool and brings in some extra $$ but not as much as i'd like. Anyways, I've been lurking here for a few days and read a lot of helpful tips and trick, but still have a few questions.

    1. What do you do about a period, especially if your working in a nude club?

    2. Does anyone know if cellulite goes away when you lose weight, cuz I didn't have it before, but now I'm a cottage cheese factory back there!

    3. How do you get all glamed up all the time when your a parent? Where do you find the time for all it takes to be fabulous???

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    !. You can wear a tampon and cut off the string
    2. If you didn't have cellulite before, you can lose it. Even if you don't the lights in a club tend to be very flattering and will hide it.
    3. I don't have kids, but I don't think that the "glamming" takes that long. I'm low maintenance though. Usually I wash my hair in the morning so it's air-dried by the time I go to work in the afternoon. Before work I shave and wash up so I'm fresh. I always do my make-up at home too which only takes 10 minutes tops. Paint your own nails every now and then too so you look more put together.

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    ^ what she said about the first two. As for the third, I dont have kids, but i do have musicians. Usually about 3-4 of them. Basically overgrown children with a ridiculous sex drive. Just do what you need as fast as possible, Ive got my whole routine (shower, shave, blowdry, makeup when I do it at home) down to 30-45 mins. Just lock the door and turn on the TV, Should do the trick

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    lol yeah, when she's a bit older I can do that, right now she's 7 months and has the attention span of a nat...
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    Strippers need money to operate. They are like coin operated juke-boxes of love.
    A text I got:
    When a guy talks dirty to a woman it's sexual harassment, when a woman talks dirty to a man it's $3.95 a minute!


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    Wow, I neve thought of cutting the string off, that's a great trick thanks!
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    what's the difference between aspirin and a stripper's boyfriend?
    Aspirin works.
    Quote Originally Posted by anomar View Post
    Strippers need money to operate. They are like coin operated juke-boxes of love.
    A text I got:
    When a guy talks dirty to a woman it's sexual harassment, when a woman talks dirty to a man it's $3.95 a minute!


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    ^^^ you can also just tuck the string in. I'm too paranoid to cut it off, so I just push the sucker on up there. It's never tried to come out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lolagetz View Post
    ^^^ I just push the sucker on up there.
    lmao thats too good
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    what's the difference between aspirin and a stripper's boyfriend?
    Aspirin works.
    Quote Originally Posted by anomar View Post
    Strippers need money to operate. They are like coin operated juke-boxes of love.
    A text I got:
    When a guy talks dirty to a woman it's sexual harassment, when a woman talks dirty to a man it's $3.95 a minute!


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    Default Re: periods, cellulite and parenting

    I tried cutting the string off before and the hassle trying to get it out was outrageous. Maybe i'm just vagina dumb, but that sucker didn't what to leave. So now I just push the string up there. MUCH easier to fish out IMO

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    ^^ when most girls refer to 'cutting the string,' I don't think they mean cut it all the way off. I use applicator tampons, so I cut the string off where it comes out of the tube, not at the base of the actual tampon. This leaves about an inch, maybe an inch and a half of string, plenty enough to pull out but not enough that it would poke very far out of the pink pocket

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    Default Re: periods, cellulite and parenting

    I did nude modeling and used a thing called insteads. I am not sure how they would work with all the moving around. I just cut and tuck

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    ooo ahah. I guess I am Vag retarded then. Yha I use OB and cut it off like 1/4 of the way. So, I did think about having some sort of string-age, too my credit ...even if the 1/4 in wasn't at all practical in the end...ahah

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    Default Re: periods, cellulite and parenting

    I tucked the string in when I danced on my period. TBH I usually was in such a shitty mood on my period I skipped work all together. Costumers don't want a pmsing dancer since they probably get enough of that at home.

    I totally love the lighting in the clubs! On bloated days I wish I could be bathed in black and red lighting.

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