Dear god shes fucking funny...listen to Beaver!!!
Dear god shes fucking funny...listen to Beaver!!!





Filthy Whore had me dying on the floor.
Number of times Rickrolled on stage: 6
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Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."
Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."





MMM....breathe in that new car smell. MrC <3's drag queens.
waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.
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