So i'm ODing on TV this weekend and saw "Master Pick-Up Artist" on vh1.com.
Why isn't there a reality show dedicated to being the Top Topless Dancer? Or maybe even bikini dancer? It seems, like, PERFECT.





So i'm ODing on TV this weekend and saw "Master Pick-Up Artist" on vh1.com.
Why isn't there a reality show dedicated to being the Top Topless Dancer? Or maybe even bikini dancer? It seems, like, PERFECT.
Weren't they shooting one in Arizona a few years ago? And I think they came on here looking for strippers. Perhaps the networks didn't buy it, ya know, too racy and all. Loooosers.
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Originally Posted by Mia M
vh1 did a show a few years back about a male review and I loved it.





I remember signs in al the dressing rooms for auditions for next top stripper last year.....dunno whatever happened with it....










They should just do a beauty and the geek special season where they pair up strippers(beauties) and PL(geeks). Viola!
Or they can just come here to stripperweb where the strippers and geeks are the same people and save money.





Carmen Elektra can host. The trainers can be Alena and Cally (first names that come to my head). The panel judges can change from week to week -- StripperWeb forum people, of course. Maybe Hef can be a judge too. Prince too!!!!
Last edited by ahmeerah; 09-30-2007 at 03:08 PM.




There's a sign in scores vegas dressing room holding auditions for pole dancer idol right now....
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Yes they did, and I was in it. It never went anywhere because they never could sell it to a network. They were looking at some of the cable networks, which should've been interested and more accepting of the content (obviously). I kinda think the producers weren't all that....together. I never did get my copy of the pilot we shot![]()



There was a show like this on Australian cable TV whose first series ended recently.
The weekly tasks and how they were judged were more focussed on the performance aspect of stripping rather than the hustling and lap dancing part, but it's still a similar I suppose.
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That'd be some reality TV i'd get into.
They did a PPV called "Who Wants to be a Porn Star" - I hung out on set one day. Tabitha Stevens was the host.... it was stupid.










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^^ Haha I know the girl you're talking about. And she was a virgin too!
There are just no words...
I've been thinking about it, and I'm gonna go ahead and toss my 2 cents in.
I may be in the minority here, but I actually kind of hope this never happens. Such a show is probably inevitable, for all the reasons folks have listed above, but in my opinion, I just don't love the way stripping has become more and more mainstream and less and less special. Between MTV, ubiquitous pole dancing classes, strippers on TV commercials and at awards shows, it's just become so . . . COMMON. Doesn't anyone feel like this makes it lose some of what used to make it, I dunno, a little bit taboo, a little bit forbidden and exotic?
I don't like the increasing numbers of arrogant female customers who come into the club and act as if they could do what we do (and feel free to get drunk & hop up on the stage or give LD's to their boyfriends/total strangers), I don't like how it seems that more and more young girls come into the job without knowing a thing about it except that it looks glamorous on MTV and that they'll be showered with money just for showing up (and often quickly go down a very high mileage road because they think they don't have any choice). I really do feel that the more mainstream it becomes, the less money there is all around, for so many reasons.
I feel selfish even saying this, because I feel like I'm somehow "hoarding" stripping for the girls who are already part of the "club", so to speak. It's a double-edged sword, I guess. We all want to be treated respectfully for what we do, yes, but yet the more "normal" it becomes, the more unskilled & otherwise unqualified girls want to try it without putting much, if any, thought or effort into it, and treat it like a hobby where they get to get drunk and make some spare change. As a result, the less likely the formerly-discerning customer (I'm thinking of some posts by the venerable connoisseur Casual Observer to this effect) is going to want to spend TIME in the club, much less spend MONEY in it.
Am I alone in this? It's okay if that's the case. I've just been developing strong feelings about this lately. Don't mean to come off as a snob.
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Not even a little. It's becoming a turn off to hear the stories at the places I go involving clubs as becoming more and more and more acceptable over-the-cubicle talk. And it's not "Man she gave great lapdances" it's always to the tune of "... AND I ONLY SPENT 15 DOLLARS!"
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