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    Default My house smells like a fart.


    that is all.

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    what have you been eating?

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    LOL. Neither I nor the boy have been home all night. I blame the cats.

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    maybe there is a natural gas leak .


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    light a match

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    Yeah, it's the cats. Sometimes mine are to blame too.

    Stinky butts.

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    Febreeze should be your friend.

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    Home is where the fart is...

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    Open your windows! The weather is finally nice enough and you'll get some fresh air in your house.

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    Now that's a gas!

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    Default Re: My house smells like a fart.

    do you think it's a dead animal in a wall? the last time an apt smelled like a fart... there was a dead squirrel in the skylight. nice right?

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    When I saw the title of this I burst out laughing XD
    At some point, most women (hopefully) realize that "the number" doesn't matter one iota and the notion of "slut" is just socially-generated bullshit meant to keep us "in our place". I will fuck who I please when I please and I don't give a rat's ass what anyone thinks about it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chrissy68 View Post
    do you think it's a dead animal in a wall? the last time an apt smelled like a fart... there was a dead squirrel in the skylight. nice right?

    ewww. could be a dead pidgeon.

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    uh you know what?! once I had this happen and it was rotten potatoes! I had forgotten them on my cabinet and I could not figure it out for the life of me cause I cleaned the house but still smelled it! do you have any potatoes you maybe forgot about?

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    funny kaylinn, i posted about the dead mouse possibility and i walk downstairs, and right beside the fridge is a mouse dead in one of my snap traps! it was like i willed it to happen lol. score 1 for me, mousey pwn3d.

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    -I came home from shopping today, opened the door...AND MY HOUSE SMELLED LIKE A GIANT FART. It turned out that MrsC had microwaved a spinach souffle. Incredibly stank and farty though, seriously.

    -I had potatoes go rotten in a cupboard once, too. That was really yuck. I had to scrub out the cupboard 4 or 5 times, and there was still a faint funk for a few days. One of the taters had actually liquefied.
    waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.

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    My house smells like the catbox right now. I had to close all the windows last night because it was chilly, and I forgot to open them again this morning, and... yeah. Ripe litterbox. Lovely.

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    If the litterbox gets too dirty, they will stop using and find another place to go. Sometimes they will go someplace else also if they are ill or stressed.

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    The litterbox isn't dirty. It just stinks because it's a litterbox. It sits right underneath a window that's usually open, but I shut it last night, and because this apartment is so small the box immediately stank up the whole place. The window's open again and thankfully the smell is slowly airing out.

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    ^^Have you tried the pine litter? We have 3 cats and 2 boxes, and if you scoop it and stir it every day it's not stank at all. With only one cat, it might be nice. Plus, it's cheap!
    waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.

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    Our guy is fussy. He only likes the clumping kind with the tiny grit that tracks all over the floor and furniture.

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