I danced for this guy last Wednesday at last call, so I could only give him one dance. HE came in last night, asked me if I remembered him, gave me a quick hint, and I remembered who he was. He asked if he could get a lapdance (like I would turn it down from someone who so politely asked.) and I said sure. We wandered upstairs, he paid for a dance, and positioned his lunchbox parallel to the floor so he would get the most traction. After the dance, he asks to charge three more (after asking if it would show up as my club, which it doesn't.) and proceeds to ask me if I will just gyrate against central command for the entire duration. It clicks, I know exactly what he wants. And I don't do that.
So I managed to keep him from losing it with infrequent griding and controlled pressure. It was very obvious he was trying to force one out anyway. I was thoroughly disgusted and I really wanted to let him have a piece of my mind, but I thanked him for the dances, and he went downstairs to talk to the guy he came in with. He got no more dances.
How would you handle a customer like this?
(On hindsight, I should have sold the throbbing schmuck a CR.)



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quit harassing me at my job, johns!

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