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    It runs from Sunday to Sunday so when it is your turn to be POTW you will be in the spotlight for a whole week.

    Everyone can ask questions and it is up to the POTW to decide if they would like to answer them. Some questions may be too personal and that is fine - you don't have to answer everything.

    This thread is not an appropriate forum to settle old scores or to flame. Do not bait the POTW with questions that bring up past transgressions. Please spin-off if you feel the need but let's keep this thread fun and supportive.

    On Friday of each week I will PM the current POTW and ask them to choose the next person. The POTW can choose anyone who asked a question on their thread that week and someone, preferably, who has not been chosen in the past year. If you do not wish to be POTW you can still ask questions, just let the current POTW know that you do not want to be chosen for the next week (for instance, you will be out of town).





    Djoser congrats! you have been chosen to be the person of the week!


    Answer the questions you want and if too personal you can skip

    1. What is you favorite hobby?

    2. DO you have siblings?

    3. What made you come to SW?

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    Congrats!!

    My question:

    How the hell did you learn those pole tricks???

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    yayyy i like this idea. My question: what are your favorite youtube videos?

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    Who have been the most inspiring women in your life (could be ones you've known personally or authors, historical figures, etc.)?

    Who is your favorite artist?

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    Djoser: How can I learn to be even half as awesome as you? Seriously man, you frickin' rock!
    Quote Originally Posted by Bob_Loblaw View Post
    As a side note, I'd love to be able to order a naked, writhing slut muffin from Tim Horton's.

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    How long have you been a DJ in a strip club?

    In the same vein as how has dancing changed our view of men, how has your job changed your view of women, if it has?hat

    What would you do if you weren't a DJ?

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    Djoser: Have you ever worked out west? If so, where?

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    Djoser: where are you to answer these questions?

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    Djoser,
    What is your favorite thing about this job?

    What is your least favorite thing?

    If I moon you, will you autograph my butt?




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    Wow, what an honor--thank you!

    OK, I will try to answer the questions as best I can before the wine kicks in...


    My favorite hobby--that's a tough one, it used to be drawing and painting, but then I became a professional artist and it ruined it as a hobby. Then it was probably music, but then I became a DJ, and it ruined it as a hobby, lol. If I had my extremely loud and powerful stereo here I might still say that was it. In this huge old house I live in, however, having a powerful stereo is a bad idea--no way could I resist cranking it up, pissing off my neighbors, etc. So I have left it in Daytona, much the wiser choice for now.

    Working out might be a good answer, but probably less so than reading. I absolutely have to have a good book to read or I would go berserk. Better to have several handy, so I can suit the mood.



    I had a brother but he died in a freak canoe accident, he got sucked into a dam at the age of 23.



    I forget how I found SW, but I was instantly hooked by the thread NYCJacqueline started, called "Smart Sexy Women'. That's all it took. What made me stay here--the chance to share experience and insight with fellow members of the industry.



    I learned the pole tricks from having a pole in my house in Daytona. It was Panther (a remarkable woman, to say the least) who showed me how to mount the pole with a Handspring, but I figured out the variation on my own through a process of experimentation.



    My favorite YouTube videos are ones with kitties.



    I have been a SCDJ for 8 years, with a year and a half hiatus which wasn't exactly voluntary--but I got myself into the situation so I can't really blame anyone else. That's too long a story, never mind...



    I have never worked out west, but it would be fun.

    I never meant for this to be a profession, I just wanted to do it part-time while continuing my career as an architectural illustrator, to get away from the drawing table now and then. But I got sucked in, by choice, and the drawing got sidelined.

    When I quit DJing in a few years I want to get seriously into erotic art.



    My view of women has changed from being in the industry, somewhat, but I have always appreciated women with spirit. I can think of no profession that requires more courage for a woman than dancing. It requires a heart of steel, but also ideally a sense of humor, and a passion for dance--not at all easy to combine, in even the best of clubs. In some of the rougher clubs I have worked in, it's damned near impossible. Nonetheless I have seen it even there--and it is truly inspiring to see women with such high and fine spirit as these.

    Some women let the attention go to their heads, just as some DJs acquire an extremely inflated notion of their own importance. But it's only human, with hundreds and thousands of men fawning over them on a nightly basis.

    Bottom line is, give respect and you get it back. This policy has never let me down.



    Women who have inspired me--that would require a thread of it's own, lol!

    My favorite woman in history is easy though. Artemisia, queen of Halicarnassus. She tried to dissuade Xerxes from attacking the Greek fleet at Salamis, and when he chose to do so anyway, fought valiantly in command of her city's squadron. When she was about to be rammed by one of the rampaging, victorious Greek triremes, she rammed one of the Persian fleet and thus led them to believe she was on their side. The guy she rammed just happened to be a guy who had fucked with her during the crossing of the Hellespont, a nice touch.

    Xerxes, upon witnessing this incident, supposedly said "My men have become women, and my women have become men!"



    My favorite artist--that's a tough question! It used to be Dali, who is unsurpassed in technical skill, in this century. But now I think I would have to pick Delacroix:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delacroix

    Or maybe Gustav Klimpt:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gustav_Klimt

    Or maybe Toulouse Lautrec:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toulouse_Lautrec

    But this isn't fair, I'm going to stop now...



    Austinatalie, I am now sitting naked on my bed to answer these questions.



    ExoticEngineer, by far my favorite part of this job is inspiring the woman onstage to put her heart and soul into her performance. All else pales. The money helps, but that is much more important.

    My least favorite part of the job, being taken for granted by those women who have no clue why I am really there, or mistake me for a customer type, or by managers/owners who prefer cheese and hype to imagination.

    I will paint whatever the hell you want on your fine ass--it's been too long since I did that, a whole year now. My club isn't set up for it, there aren't any florescent lights for my paints to glow, and it's much more of a factory club than the ones I used to do this in--but I'm going to do it soon anyway. Thanks for reminding me I need to get off my own ass.
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    hey, I would suggest you stay on the east coast lmao.


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    Sorry about your brother

    1. What is your favorite type of food?

    2. Least favorite music?

    3. Which of all the holidays makes you the happiest?

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    Oh wow! DJoser 101, loved it!

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    Have you ever eaten at The Cafe, the vegetarian place on Southard street?

    ^^^Have I asked you that before?

    Do you know how to scuba dive?
    Drought was over. Where was I? Drinks were on the house.
    For mixers, my love, you'd poured--what?--even the rain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Djoser View Post
    Austinatalie, I am now sitting naked on my bed to answer these questions.
    Yee haw!

    Thank you for answering these questions!

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    Quote Originally Posted by teeth_of_the_hydra View Post
    Have you ever eaten at The Cafe, the vegetarian place on Southard street?
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    Oh that place has THE best organic salads!!!

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    what's your workout regimen?

    i've been motivated to improve my own workout regimen since i saw your pics (really!). around that time i felt i was ok but then i saw your pics and said "hey, i want to be as buff! dammit." *envy*

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    My favorite kind of food...

    Sorry, I'm boring there. I like prime rib. I did go into the Cafe one time, but not to eat, sorry. When I was looking for a place to live a waitress there needed a roommate. But she had quit and was gone, so I found my own. I will go back and try it, I promise. Now this is boring as hell, isn't it?

    Where I really want to eat is a place that sadly has closed before I got here. It was called The Naked Lunch, the sign is still up. I wonder if you could eat in the nude there, that would be cool!



    Least favorite music--that's a toss up between the hokey variety country and the variety of rap where the guy sounds like he cannot read or write. Actually I hate any music where the guy sounds stupid, and proud of it.



    Favorite holiday, by far, Halloween. Now I am in the right place for that, FantasyFest is a week long Halloween street party, lol...



    My only experience with scuba diving was with my grandfather at the age of 15. He was a pioneer of the sport back in the 50's. He used to ride sharks, and was possibly moderately insane.

    When he took me down he was pretty old, but still vigorous, and almost certainly moderately insane. I think it was some sort of family initiation, he did the same thing to my dad and my uncle before. Took them down and their air ran out, just like with me.

    It was at a sinkhole south of Sarasota, Florida, where he came close to drowning himself when he got his directions mixed up in a long narrow muddy passage way and ran out of air.

    He gave me this ancient tiny little air tank, maybe thinking since I was very small (I didn't grow tall until I was 16, and I was very thin back then) I wouldn't need more.

    Took me down 50 feet, where I promptly ran out of air. My grandfather was having a blast breaking me in to the sport and pulling me down further by the hand to show me stuff.

    Thank god my dad was there too. We had practiced the buddy breathing a bit before going down, but when I went to get my dad's airpiece mouth thing, I knocked off my mask and started to freak out. Then the ancient air mouthpiece was the kind where you had to blow out to clear the water before you could breath. I finally got it in my mouth and bit down on it--great, but I had no more air in my lungs to blow out!

    I thought I was gonna die for sure...

    But what else was there to do, I started swimming for the surface. Fortunately my dad, an extremely large and powerful man, was swimming with me helping me. I was just about to breathe water as my lungs couldn't handle it any more, but then I saw the light reflected on the water and waited a bit more--but I still wound up choking out some of that water when we broke surface.

    I went down again the next day but we practiced a lot more first, lol!

    Funny thing is, years later I found out my dad thought I was breathing his air the whole time, and not giving it back to him!! He had always told me it was all he could do not to rip it back from me, but I assumed he knew I wasn't getting anything out of it. We got in a big huge fight about it in front of the people we were telling the story to, years later, LOL! He insisted I was breathing his air the whole time, and wouldn't give it back. I forgot I even had the useless thing in my mouth...


    Workout regimen--I do handstand pushups, about 5-6 sets. I'm up to 16 or so the first set now again (the most I ever did was 23 at once). Then I hit the heavy bag, but more gently these days, I either got tendonitis or broke the scaphoid bone in my right wrist a few months back, so I have to go easy for a while more. Then I do chinups, front and behind the neck, and dips 3-4 sets each--alternating sets of those with rounds on the bag until I've gone 5 rounds. I ride my bike for the legs, but should probably do more.

    Sorry Kat--he asked, lol...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Djoser View Post
    Where I really want to eat is a place that sadly has closed before I got here. It was called The Naked Lunch, the sign is still up. I wonder if you could eat in the nude there, that would be cool!

    .
    I never ate there, but if I remember correctly..yes it was a nudist place and you could eat in the nude. Thats why there is that big fence around it!

    You can still strip off and have a pina coloda at Garden of Eden!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cameron_keys View Post
    I never ate there, but if I remember correctly..yes it was a nudist place and you could eat in the nude. Thats why there is that big fence around it!

    You can still strip off and have a pina coloda at Garden of Eden!
    I've been there, I liked it, but not many people were nude.

    We should do a Nude SW Fest there, lol!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Djoser View Post
    I've been there, I liked it, but not many people were nude.

    We should do a Nude SW Fest there, lol!
    Ha..yeah. It's usually a bunch of clothed people and one fat old naked guy looking hopefully at anyone with a vagina.


    Good pina colodas though....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Djoser View Post

    Where I really want to eat is a place that sadly has closed before I got here. It was called The Naked Lunch, the sign is still up. I wonder if you could eat in the nude there, that would be cool!
    Heehee... I lived above the place briefly, and got to see a lot of what went on. Like the Garden of Eden, most people weren't nude, but went there hoping to see other nude people. Most people that were nude were the usual nudist types... older, heavyset couples. It was pub food and lawn chairs. Not that impressive, honestly, but I understand wanting to go there just for kicks. If I hadn't gotten to see the action all day, every day for a few months, I would have gone in there myself at some point just to check it out.

    Cam (sorry I didn't mult. quote you, forgot), my best friend worked at The Cafe for 4 years or so until just a few weeks ago. Another good friend of mine owns the place. I'm a dork, but The Cafe is like my second home. I spend the majority of my trip to KW parked with my laptop at the rightmost seat at the counter, stealing the Pegasus hotel's wireless. If you look very closely, there is a very dorky index card taped behind the front counter that I made for my friends... you will be able to tell it's mine because there are holes punched out in the shape of a heart... if you read the message, you will recognize my hallmark nerdy humor. Yah, I freakin' love that place.

    Okay yikes threadjack...

    Djoser, your scuba story is scary. Holy crap. I'm glad I asked though. Pretty spine-tingling.
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    Quote Originally Posted by teeth_of_the_hydra View Post
    ...stealing the Pegasus hotel's wireless.
    Haha! On my first trip to Key West I got thrown out of The Pegasus Hotel by the irate owner, even after my friend had paid exorbitant additional bribes on top of the outrageous price to let me stay there as a third person in the room (it was FantasyFest).

    The reason? I was making a costume on his pool deck, to replace this one:

    http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?t=77700

    The original one I was arrested for 20 minutes after putting it on, by the one bad cop in all of Key West, in about the worst stroke of luck possible during FantasyFest here. I found out later he was a Jesus Freak, but that knowledge didn't help replace the costume, or make up for the entire night in jail instead of partying.

    The night before (my first ever in Key West) I had been beaten like a gong by 5-6 Miami gang punks, when I was stupid, drunk, tired (after riding the bus all night) and irritable enough to give them want they wanted--the slightest pretext for a fight. I wasn't wearing the costume the first night, my fucking useless friend at the Pegasus was afraid it would be weird to be seen with me that first night, and said if I wore it out of the hotel, I couldn't stay there with him.

    Then the third night I got thrown out of the Pegasus, with nowhere to go. I wound up wandering the streets of Key West for the next 48 hours straight, afraid to sleep anywhere (not realizing the cops weren't all fascists who would have arrested me for it), unable to reach my roommate from Daytona who wanted to shop and party instead of help me out in even the slightest way (he had come down separately).

    I still have an ax to grind against The Pegasus, I just haven't calculated a suitable revenge yet. The owner was some excitable Middle Eastern type who was always pissed at everyone, no matter how much money he was raking in. His wife was a snooty bitch, who was actually extremely hot, who nonetheless flirted with me when I wasn't being beaten up, arrested, or tossed out onto the street.

    When I showed up at The Pegasus with a crudely taped together composite box, looking like a homeless person, a half hour after getting off the bus from Daytona, the bitch at the desk demanded to know what was in the box, and where I was going with it. I instantly realized they weren't going to be nice about a third person staying there, and said "A costume. I'm going to show it to my friend in room 32."

    Snooty bitch said "Well, we don't allow people to change into costumes here at the Pegasus during FantasyFest!". I quickly said "I'm just going to show it to him, I'm not going to try to change here." An outright lie, but I was trying to continue easing my way up the stairs with this gigantic, crude, ugly box (actually two boxes taped together) without them stopping me. It had my costume alright, and all my clothes, etc. Inside the costume, inside the box.

    So when I got to the room I emptied out the costume, my clothes, etc., and then carried the completely empty box outside again, acting like it was still heavy. Meanwhile irate Middle Eastern owner was with his snooty hot bitch wife at the desk, demanding to know what was in the box. "My costume, don't worry, I'm not going to change into it!" I shouted around the box at him as I hustled out the door as fast as I could without making it obvious the box was empty.

    I dumped the box around the corner and then went back to the hotel after an hour or so. Then he called my friend up and extorted another 200$ a night for me to stay there as a third person. But the fucking guy never stopped watching me, especially after I flirted back with his hot snooty bitch wife the first night.

    The morning after I got beaten like a gong he saw me smoking a cigarette on the balcony and called my friend to complain I might get blood on the furniture (I looked pretty bad).

    Ironically enough, I was just finishing up making the replacement costume (kind of an obscene Black Knight from Monty Python) when he caught me and threw a fit. "But I'm finished! I'll stop right now!" I tried to tell him. "I don't care! You are ruining my pool deck!! (I wasn't, there wasn't a mark on it) You are out of my hotel right now!!! Get out now or I call police!!""
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    Djoser, how would you react if someone ever questioned your manhood?

    How many kitties are too many?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine View Post
    Djoser, how would you react if someone ever questioned your manhood?

    How many kitties are too many?
    Haha! If they hold their fingers a couple inches apart in accusatory fashion, I'm drunk enough, and I won't get arrested for it--I'll instantly prove them wrong. But you already knew that, even if you missed out on the Pizza Ho thing.

    But that's no real measure of true manhood, just as scoring an arbitrary number of notches on your manhood belt isn't either. The harder you try to convince people you're a Real Man, the less likely you really are one.

    You can never have too many kitties. The only limiting factor is the litterbox situation. If you can smell the litterbox immediately when you walk in the door, you might have too many kitties. We need to get our research scientists working on that one.
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