Please tell me the best practical joke you've done or have been done to you.


Back when I lived in PR my foster mom came in one day, we had dinner, we watched some TV and out of no where she yells! "AH!!! oh no!" everyone gets startled and ask what is wrong?

She gets up and says "damn it! oh I forgot it!" I said "mom calm down what did you forget?" and dad said "for the love of God what?" and she says "well see a patient came in today and he's a sweet old man and well he has this mongoose that he's had for a while and he's old and can't care for it and well brought it in to the office to see if I could find it a home but oh God" everyone "WHAT?!" she turns and says

"I left it in the trunk"

ME....

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?! are you crazy leaving an, well first why in the world did you put an animal in the trunk?! why?! mom you have to get it out!

every one else...

NO! leave it in there and let it die! those things are dangerous and can have rabies.


MOM...

Oh no it's in this box, it's made out of wood and oh I'll go get it.


Everyone waits in the living room and I say "wth is wrong with you people? you can't kill an animal, why not call the zoo or someone or let it go or but don't let it die"

Mom walks in with this big wooden box, with a little knob and a tiny little fence on top and you can see the fur.

DAD...

"Nelida do not dare open that thing inside this house! if it's alive I'll kill it"

ME...

"Dad no! you can't kill it! oh someone has to check on it"

EVERYONE looks at me...

Me: "oh hell no, I'm not touching that box, what if it bites me?"


Dad: "Oh well what happened to :mocking me: you can't kill it?"

Me: "I said don't kill it I didn't say I would touch it"

Mom "enough someone has to check on this thing and do something!"

Everyone argues and I say "dad give me the broom"

my sisters are on chairs, my dad is on the stair case, my mom is on the table and here come Lola the animal lover to check and see if this poor creature is ok. I tap the box and nothing, what happens? :cue Lola crying: "mom how could you do this?! that poor creature suffocating to death and your patient what are you going to tell him?" my sisters begin to cry, my dad start yelling at mom and mom says "that thing isn't dead! give me the broom!" and as everyone :swear slow motion: tried to get it from her she says "I'm letting it out!" everyone screams "NO!" and mom hits the button and POP! this tail pops out of the box, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh

People scream, run dad I swear he was on the second floor and left us all down stairs and then silence... all but my mom laughing her ass off. WE collect ourselves and see that there is no mongoose, no ferret, no creature it's a box with a stick that when you open it pops up a fake tail.

Man my mom if she wasn't mom oh man I would of smacked her!

WE were mad at her for days! but we laughed after immediately cause damn she got us all freaking good!