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    Default OMG, so gross! My kitten has an erection!

    My boy kitten is all over me, purring like crazy ,trying to make biscuits where he can.

    AND HIS KITTY PENIS IS OUT!!! EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! I CAN SEE IT!!!

    Should I put on some clothes? I'm trying not to touch him but he is curled up flush against me.

    Ok, big kitty is distracting him with enticement of a paper bag game. That was close.

    So gross, he is getting fixed this weekend dammit, I don't care what the cost is!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mia M
    If a cupcake was tossed at me... well, I'd only be upset if it missed my mouth

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    EEK! Can you see the spiny little spikes on it?
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    Default Re: OMG, so gross! My kitten has an erection!

    Nope. it looks like when a dog has a "lipstick" coming out of the fuzzy shaft. I threw him off the chair, its too creepy. Didn't get a close look.

    Did we just committ beastiality given that I'm sitting around in one of my old stripper thongs and nothing else?

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    If a cupcake was tossed at me... well, I'd only be upset if it missed my mouth

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    Default Re: OMG, so gross! My kitten has an erection!

    LOL LOL LOL, I've got an appointment to get my cat fixed this weekend too. I'm not waiting for any kitty boner stories.

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    Bad kitten! Whipping it out like a naughty custy! Glad big kitty is playing bouncer.
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    Whoa. Did I just give my cat the equiv of a lapdance? I was petting him like crazy before I looked over and say the bonersky. Fuck, does ear scratching count as an extra?

    This is my first boycat.

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    If a cupcake was tossed at me... well, I'd only be upset if it missed my mouth

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob_Loblaw View Post
    I'm not waiting for any kitty boner stories
    OMG. That is classic.
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    Bad boy kitty! Time to get snipped!



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    ewwwwwww


    just a note though, he wont stop getting erections once he's fixed, it will just happen a lot less often.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine View Post
    Whoa. Did I just give my cat the equiv of a lapdance? I was petting him like crazy before I looked over and say the bonersky. Fuck, does ear scratching count as an extra?
    only if you scratched him to completion.

    hehe yeah... animals and sex stuff don't mix. i was masturbating the other day and i looked over and Mr. Rat was staring at me. Ewwww.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine View Post
    Whoa. Did I just give my cat the equiv of a lapdance? I was petting him like crazy before I looked over and say the bonersky. Fuck, does ear scratching count as an extra?

    This is my first boycat.
    Yes, that's totally bestiality, and now you must go to jail. Can I please steal that for my sig? (The cat lapdance part)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Embyr View Post
    hehe yeah... animals and sex stuff don't mix. i was masturbating the other day and i looked over and Mr. Rat was staring at me. Ewwww.
    Rats are especially vigilant about pussies. It's a matter of survival for them...

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    Quote Originally Posted by RoseLeigh View Post
    Yes, that's totally bestiality, and now you must go to jail. Can I please steal that for my sig? (The cat lapdance part)
    Yes, steal away! I took a photo of his harbl just now, before I get them snipped. He is a dirty, dirty bitch!

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    If a cupcake was tossed at me... well, I'd only be upset if it missed my mouth

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    Oh, my cats always hang around while I masterbate. They're used to it by now since its pretty much happening all the time when I'm at home. If I'm not buzzing away,I'm here on SW, or sleeping.

    Me=paaaathetic!

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    If a cupcake was tossed at me... well, I'd only be upset if it missed my mouth

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    ^ seems like this pussy's anxious 'bout pussy as well.

    edit/.... that was retarded. like... really bad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine View Post
    Oh, my cats always hang around while I masterbate.
    I hate it when my cat watches me masturbate.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Mily View Post
    I hate it when my cat watches me masturbate.
    Does it stop you from coming though?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine View Post
    Does it stop you from coming though?

    LOL! I just push her away and try to concentrate. It's funny when I do cum, though. The look on her face is priceless!



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    ew!!!! gross!!!

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    Default Re: OMG, so gross! My kitten has an erection!

    I guess I haven't been around many non-neutered male cats, I've never had this happen. Thankfully, lol!

    But kitties are by nature extremely sensual animals. I confess to having taken immense pleasure in rolling around on the floor with many kitties (see my "There is a Kitty Heaven..." thread way back a year and a half ago), though if one of them started humping my leg it would have ruined the moment.

    It is funny the way they want to jump on the bed and watch when you are fucking, though. Then sometimes they get bored with watching and want to go to sleep right there next to you, which is fine until somebody starts thrashing around. Then they look annoyed, like you are disturbing them, WTF?
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    Enough with the kitty porn already people, we don't want to get shut down.
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    What's lovely is when they decide to perform oral on themselves with an erection.... in the middle of the livingroom... during a dinner party.


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    Default Re: OMG, so gross! My kitten has an erection!

    Dim the lights, turn on the techno and wait it out...

    I do believe a poster said it here before, women and cats will do as they please, men and dogs shoudl get used to the idea.

    And Katrine.....tsk tsk! Enticing that poor kitty cat!




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    Wait wha?! Kittens can get erections?! I am so not getting a boy cat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BalletBaby View Post
    Wait wha?! Kittens can get erections?! I am so not getting a boy cat.
    And they can jack off! FUN!~


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