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    Holy fucking god..


    We have this new girl at work and she REEKS..

    I'm a nice person but tonight was just the last staw - I strolled over to speak to a gentlman and guess what. Yep.. the funk, she had sat in his lap.


    Gahhhhhhhhhh..
    Plus on top of it all she constantly wants to touch me. I told her tonight to stop, it's bad enough when I have to play dodge-'em with the guys but her TO?!?!

    * facepalm *

    I mean bathing seems to of not entered her mind, at all. Douche? Please!
    The green funk has invaded.


    I have landed in hell.

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    dude if it's that bad..she needs a hint, a nudge....

    I'd buy her a pretty little bath set frm walmart and give it to her as a "gift"
    Odds are, she knows she reeks, but probably thinks noone else notices. If you give her bath shit, she shoudl get the hint.

    If not...then she knows she reeks and don't care.....in which case I'd have to say, Dude. take a bath. You reek.

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    You should get a large bottle of antiperspirant and spray her yourself, even her twat if u must.... then let her keep it! Nothing else could be more clear!




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    sometimes really bad body odor can mean illness. pretty gross that it is strong enough to linger on customers. one girl i used to dance with smelled really bad and I came to find out later that she had a tampon stuck in her for almost a month- that was gross. another girl i knew with really bad breath ended up having some kind of stomach problem. If you can;t bring the odor problem up with the girl nicely (sometimes people can't smell themselves and need other people to let them know) then just keep your distance and make sure her stinky self does not touch you. a stripper should be able to buy soap on her own, you shouldn't have to buy it for her. anyway i'm sorry for your nose and knows what its like.
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    ^^
    a month old tampon EWWWWWWWW what is wrong with people??
    how did she explain that one?

    im surprised your management don't say something. there is something in our house rules about showering and brushing teeth LOL it must be for clueless girls like this.
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    Did she get TSS from the tampon?




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    I am not sure if she actually got tss but she had to go to the doctor to have it removed and it was not pretty after that long in the body. she said she cut the string off and put it in for work then got really drunk and just forgot about it. she inserted other tampons while that one was still in. our management would never school a girl on hygiene though. they just see a 60 dollar house fee sign over every girls head and that is their only concern.
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    ^^I threw up in my mouth a little just now. Thanks.
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    ew I feel for ya!

    At my old job this woman and bad and I mean it was like sewer smell in her mouth! never brushed her teeth, sooo I gave her a welcome basket of little candies and gums and mints and stuff like that but not obvious like a toothbrush or toothpaste!

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    This girl at my work was really stinky and I just went to the manager and asked him to talk to her about it, since I knew I wouldn't be able to keep a straight face. So he pulled her in the office and said a customer complained and he just wanted to help her and the club make more money. He knew it made the whole club look bad so he took care of it.

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    i've only worked with one really stinky girl....man it was bad. and every time i saw her she was reeeeeaaally high. it's not that i'm against ppl being high, i really believe that your business is your business...BUT if a girl is not able to contain her smell either by actually bathing or using some perfume, and is not able to hide the fact that shes TWEAKIN like mad, then i just feel bad for her and wish she'd go away. it makes everyone uncomfortable when somebody is smelly, let alone acting like they're losing their mind.

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    I've complained to managment, twice --

    Other people have complained. Tonight, no more nice stripper.

    If she's there, I'm going to say something. I've had quite enough!

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    Quote Originally Posted by maryjaneknightly View Post
    I am not sure if she actually got tss but she had to go to the doctor to have it removed and it was not pretty after that long in the body. she said she cut the string off and put it in for work then got really drunk and just forgot about it. she inserted other tampons while that one was still in. our management would never school a girl on hygiene though. they just see a 60 dollar house fee sign over every girls head and that is their only concern.
    Thanks - Im eating oatmeal as I read this...

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    Who shows to work as STRIPPER stanky I mean please you have to sell yourself it your product its not like a stinky chaisher which is still fowl but not as retarted as a stinky dancer. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crow2 View Post
    I've complained to managment, twice --

    Other people have complained. Tonight, no more nice stripper.

    If she's there, I'm going to say something. I've had quite enough!
    Well, if management doesn't care, you gotta do what ya gotta do. What are you planning to say??

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    Quote Originally Posted by LatinaRose View Post
    Well, if management doesn't care, you gotta do what ya gotta do. What are you planning to say??

    You smell, bad. Take a fucking bath.

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    lol
    sometimes being blunt is actually very effective
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    Like a mule and a two by four.

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    urgh.... toxic shock anyone?


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    Smack her with a clue-by-four, Crow!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crow2 View Post
    You smell, bad. Take a fucking bath.


    let us know what she says!!

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    I have encountered 2 memorably stinky strippers in my time. One of them was a coworker who clamped her rancid pussy (clothed, thankfully!) over my face when a custy sent me to the stage to tip her. I think I was traumatized at that moment; I used to fantasize about getting it on with hot chicks, but now every time the Sexy Girl in my imagination strips down, all I can think about is anchovies and escape.

    The second one I encountered as a customer. Before she even reached my table, I caught the faint whiff of garlic breath and dirty diapers. By the time she came up and started touching my neck and whispering in my ear, I was about to hurl. Seriously, I don't know what was wrong with that girl, but she smelled about as bad as a non-dead person could.

    Anyway, when you figure out how to effectively deal with smelly strippers, please tell us.
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    How the Hell does she make any money?

    I can assure you that customers as well as co-workers don't like stinkers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 423texas View Post
    How the Hell does she make any money?

    I can assure you that customers as well as co-workers don't like stinkers.

    Clueless, I have an idea - then again I have no proof.

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    I just never understand how peole don't realize when they stink like that, maybe you become immune to your own smell or something. I freak out and run up to my locker when I relaize I forgot to put on that 2nd coat of deoderant before I started work.


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