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    Quote Originally Posted by safado View Post
    Reminds me of this time a few years ago at a strip club in providence where this dancer was trying to entice me to go to the booth with her and splooge on her boobs.
    You PROMISED me you wouldn't tell anyone about that! I had forgotten my spooge towel in the dressing room and I didn't want to make you wait. I was just trying to provide you with timely customer service!!!!

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    Default Re: No sweatpant dances EVER!!!

    At some clubs it seems splooge on the boobs is considered a customer testimonial

    ((Dont shoot the messenger))

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    Default Re: No sweatpant dances EVER!!!

    I'm still not sure why customers don't understand the difference between a strip club and a brothel. I mean if you're that desperate to get sex or a handjob or whatever, why not get an escort or go to a massage parlor? Or visit the ladies on whatever the hooker street in your town is? Why keep pushing a dancer's boundaries trying to make her do something she clearly doesn't want to do? Or is that what the thrill is about?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jamiexxx View Post
    I'm still not sure why customers don't understand the difference between a strip club and a brothel.
    What's a brothel? Place with FS penetration? Two clubs in my area have that, third is rumored. I haven't done that, it crosses a personal hard line. But it's openly offered.

    It's commerce. 15 minutes VIP or dances comes to $150 plus tips. Not competitive with escorts who will dance for 30 minutes for that. But adding touch-for-tip to the short-notice club experience creates a new deal. Guy gets to window shop first, pays for touch, girl gets the money she wants for a lot less effort that the same money digging ditches or cleaning buildings would take. Win-win, for parties willing to party.

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    Default Re: No sweatpant dances EVER!!!

    "a lot less effort"
    you think it takes no effort to force yourself to suck or fuck some random guy you're not attracted to? it's the most disgusting thing i can imagine, basically violating your own body. i could never do it. not for a million dollars. the girls at my club who do extras have to get drunk or even drug themselves up to be able to do it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jamiexxx View Post
    "a lot less effort"
    you think it takes no effort to force yourself to suck or fuck some random guy you're not attracted to?
    I hear you. As I said, I have a hard line, it's the same one. How about "less time and less physical labor"? It would take two days of most retail or manual labor to equal one 15-minute groping tip.

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    Fucking for money isn't for everyone, dude. Just because it might take less time and burn less calories than "retail or manual labor," for many women the emotional costs and health costs are high.

    But good luck to those who go to the stripclubs in your area b/c the escorts are pricier. with finding the cheapest hookers in the world. Personally, if I were looking to pay for sex, I wouldn't be looking for bargin basement prices.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jasmine.Doll View Post
    You PROMISED me you wouldn't tell anyone about that! I had forgotten my spooge towel in the dressing room and I didn't want to make you wait. I was just trying to provide you with timely customer service!!!!
    So you remember me. Thanks for the good time, next time I will try to not "shoot you in the eye".
    “Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.”

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    Default Re: No sweatpant dances EVER!!!

    You can shoot your wad in my eye again. But just remember--I get an additional $4 tip for that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jasmine.Doll View Post
    You can shoot your wad in my eye again. But just remember--I get an additional $4 tip for that.
    Is that per eye?
    “Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.”

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    Yes. And my eyes are worth every penny, thank you very much.... If I remember correctly, I finished you off pretty well with just the one eyeball. But, if you want to get crazy and pretend your dick is a fire extinguisher, feel free to spray and sweep. Just remember, that's $8.

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    Default Re: No sweatpant dances EVER!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Jasmine.Doll View Post
    Yes. And my eyes are worth every penny, thank you very much.... If I remember correctly, I finished you off pretty well with just the one eyeball. But, if you want to get crazy and pretend your dick is a fire extinguisher, feel free to spray and sweep. Just remember, that's $8.
    Thats worth the $8 ha ha ha ha .
    Enjoy ... and Progress , Its all in the name of personal enjoyment

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    Default Re: No sweatpant dances EVER!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Jasmine.Doll View Post
    Fucking for money isn't for everyone, dude. Just because it might take less time and burn less calories than "retail or manual labor," for many women the emotional costs and health costs are high.

    But good luck to those who go to the stripclubs in your area b/c the escorts are pricier. with finding the cheapest hookers in the world. Personally, if I were looking to pay for sex, I wouldn't be looking for bargin basement prices.
    I think the Emotional cost would be Soul destroying , I know many can do it ....But , on so many occassions I've thought there has to be an horrendous cost at some point .
    Enjoy ... and Progress , Its all in the name of personal enjoyment

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    Default Re: No sweatpant dances EVER!!!

    I think that fucking for money would rip the lining right out of my heart, emotionally. I could never do it. It is certainly not for everyone.

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    Default Re: No sweatpant dances EVER!!!

    The topic here is guys who show up at strip clubs wearing sweatpants. Lets get back on track please. This thread is not about sex or extras.
    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine View Post
    yoda, I want you so bad it aches in the swimsuit area.
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    Sophia_Starina is a sensible stripper...Naked all the way.....
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    Double team! 2 latinas with big tits!!

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    No Sweatpants Dances EVER!!!

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    ^What Sophia said.
    Quote Originally Posted by yoda57us View Post
    I wish there was an "auto-like" setting that I could just have applied to all of your posts Sophia....

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    Sweatpants boner man on crack?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sophia_Starina View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by tempest666 View Post
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    Default Re: No sweatpant dances EVER!!!

    OK, what part of "lets get back on track" don't you boys understand?

    Let's be clear. I understand that sometimes we respond to an older post without reading what came after it. That's why no one has been pointed thus far. From here on out anyone who references the posts that I didn't delete regarding sex or extras will be pointed. That includes customers and dancers. It would be wise not to think that you are special enough...or clever enough to ignore this warning...

    by the way, debating moderation issues publicly is also grounds for moderation...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine View Post
    yoda, I want you so bad it aches in the swimsuit area.
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    Double team! 2 latinas with big tits!!

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    Default Re: No sweatpant dances EVER!!!

    Sophia, you should get all the girls on board and wear sweat pants when giving dances next April fools

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    Default Re: No sweatpant dances EVER!!!

    I think sweatpants should be decreed as the societal norm. not just in strip clubs, but in all settings. They're just that comfortable. Imagine congress if everyone's dressed in sweats? how about the royal family, all in sweats.

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