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    Exclamation i almost got puked on today.

    i've only been dancing a month, so i dunno how common this is... i'm a day shift dancer so its rare for me to have a customer get THAT drunk... but this guy was talking to me after i got offstage, and i knew he was hammered. i just got this *sense* that he was about to throw up... so i ran & hid in the dressing room. he ended up leaving like 3 minutes later and totally puked all over the parking lot.

    i would have been PISSED if i would have had to drive 20 minutes to my house covered in weird guy's puke.

    have you ever been puked on? what did you do??? we don't have showers where i work so i would have been pretty much screwed till i got home!!!


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    Default Re: i almost got puked on today.

    i almost got puked on once. at one club i worked at you walked on top of the bar to get tips after you danced. this guy upstairs was hanging over the railing and puked. it landed RIGHT in front of me. i wouldve been PISSED. thank god i wasnt a foot farther along the bar.

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    I have successfully avoided getting puked on 3 times in my 9 year career, so I know what you mean when you say that you sensed that the guy was about to blow chunks.

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    Default Re: i almost got puked on today.

    Man, on sunday night I saw 3 count em THREE different guys barf out on the floor. one of which i was sitting at the next table over. close call! thankfully though, no dancers were contaminated.

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    Quote Originally Posted by austinatalie View Post
    Man, on sunday night I saw 3 count em THREE different guys barf out on the floor. one of which i was sitting at the next table over. close call! thankfully though, no dancers were contaminated.
    That much puke on a Sunday? What was happening in your town that day?

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    Egads. I would flip out. I'm afraid of vomit.
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    Default Re: i almost got puked on today.

    I had one guy almost puke on me during a private dance.

    This fraternity rented a bus and took like 35 guys to the Strip Club. They had snuck in alcohol ( this was at a juice bar ),were rowdy as hell, but were tipping a lot on stage.

    Anyways, they pool all their money together and select me as the token dancer to give a dance to this one guy.

    He started doing that one eye thing, drooling and then turning and spitting in the plant next to the chair. At first I didn't get it but then the moment I did, I backed away super quick right as he puked all over himself! Almost was me! I made his idiot frat bro's drag him out and clean it up! Yuck!

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    Default Re: i almost got puked on today.

    you could prolly charge more for the puking...

    i was walking through the oktoberfest with my friend just recently and the dude turn around and puke on the floor rght in front of us. she got attack by a few splatters. but thats normal there i guess

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    Yuck!!!

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    OMG - seeing someone vomit or even smelling it will make me throw up too.

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    I got puked on last spring. As I was in a nude club, the chunks were dripping down the crack of my ass. I made $800 off him and I got to go home early. I'd do it again!

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    Default Re: i almost got puked on today.

    ^oh, so would i.

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    Default Re: i almost got puked on today.

    `im afraid of puke to so if some one even seems drunk enought to puke i an far far away
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    Default Re: i almost got puked on today.

    I never got puked on. Some guy did look really hammered and a few of the dancers already danced for him and told me he was off in the air doing weird movements with his face, so i passed on him. He couldnt even find his table on his way back.. I dont want to take the chance.. ugh just the smell disgusts me.

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    Default Re: i almost got puked on today.

    Oh gosh, it's like this video I posted in a thread awhile back!

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    Default Re: i almost got puked on today.

    no, but i have puked on a custie before. the weird thing was, he CAME BACK TO SEE ME two weeks later...weird dude.
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    Default Re: i almost got puked on today.

    I got puked on by another dancer once o_O

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    One time I was on stage and it had this long plexiglass runway and I was doing floor work on it and there was a little table on the end where two guys were sitting and suddenly one bent over and barfed beside his chair. His friend tried to help clean it up but it smelled gross all night.Francinista

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    I got puked on by the person I was giving a private dance to. I then got fired because I yelled at him for it and he and his friends continued to party.

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    Default Re: i almost got puked on today.

    I got shit on once.

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    Default Re: i almost got puked on today.

    I saw a girl get puked on this weekend. It was only a little bit, like mostly spray but still.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JessicaA View Post
    I got shit on once.
    wtf howd that happen. another dancer?
    hahah gross.
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    Default Re: i almost got puked on today.

    Me and my gf got into some lesbian play and i was performing anal lingus on her. She gets a bad case of the shits when she does coke and relaxed her sphincter and splattered all over me lol!!

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    ^ gross,,omg i woulda freaked the fuck out. hahaha.
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