
Someone emailed me this, thought i'd share....
The great things Latina mothers taught us:
My mother taught me
RELIGION -
"Ay Bendito, pidele a Dios que yo no te agarre."
You better pray to God I don't grab you...
My Mother taught me about
ANTICIPATION -
"Deja que lleguemos a casa, coņo!"
You just wait until we get home, brat.
My Mother taught me about my
ROOTS -
"Malagradecida, cuando yo era chiquita no tenia na'!"
You little ingrate, when I was little, I had NOTHING!
My mother taught me
LOGIC -
"Como que porque, coņo? Porque SI!"
What so you mean, "why?" Because "YES" (I said so)
My mother taught me about
INSPIRATION-
"Si llegas con mal! a nota. ... te voy a hacer comer la chancleta"
If you get into trouble, I'm going to make you eat my shoe"
My Mother taught me about
WISDOM -
"Tu crees que sabes todo, pedazo de mierda!"
You think you know everything, you piece of shit!
My Mother taught me about
CONFUSION -
"Me cago en la madre que te pario!" ( isn't that her?)
? I think I shit and my mother stopped me?
Que vivan las madres Latinas!!!
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