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    On Oct 5th 1979 a woman was at home when all of a sudden she felt pain. She took her son to a friends and said "I have to go to the hospital, please stay with him" and she left. AS she waits for the bus it starts to rain but she waits patiently.

    Waiting a car passes by and says "Hey what are you doing?" and she answeres back "Going to the hospital" and the driver says "get in G I'll take you" see the driver was G's sister.

    G gets in the car and her sister E says "what is wrong?" and G said "It's time" as it took a minute for E to figure out what she meant panic sets in "TIME! time! hey I just washed my car! you wait ok!" so she drives as fast as she can and gets to the hospital and G tells E "Look just drop me off at the front door cause I don't think I can wait" and E says "but let me find a spot" and G says "no! I can't wait!" so she gets out and goes in.

    G find a nurse and says "look it's time and I can't wait" and the nurse rushed G upstairs. The nurses begin to ask questions and the doctor comes in and G says "Look it's now!" as the nurses and doc get ready G lets out a sigh and all of a sudden "waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, it's a girl!"

    G didn't cry, didn't scream, but when she saw her new baby girl she burst in to tears. Every one says "congratulations" and right there and then E walks in and says "ok I'm ready how is she doing" and G says "I already did, meet Lola" E surprised says "omg already?! wow!"

    SO on Oct 5 1979 I was born

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    Happy birthday!! I hope you have a great day!

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    Happy FIRST DAY NUDE! CELEBRATE YOUR NEKKEDNESS! WITH GIFTS!
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    Happy Birthday!!

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    happy birthday.

    i was born in nov 1979
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    Happy Birthday......nice story too!

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    Happy birthday!!

    Mine is the 11th.

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    Quote Originally Posted by High_Heel_Lover View Post
    On Oct 5th 1979 a woman was at home when all of a sudden she felt pain. She took her son to a friends and said "I have to go to the hospital, please stay with him" and she left. AS she waits for the bus it starts to rain but she waits patiently.

    Waiting a car passes by and says "Hey what are you doing?" and she answeres back "Going to the hospital" and the driver says "get in G I'll take you" see the driver was G's sister.

    G gets in the car and her sister E says "what is wrong?" and G said "It's time" as it took a minute for E to figure out what she meant panic sets in "TIME! time! hey I just washed my car! you wait ok!" so she drives as fast as she can and gets to the hospital and G tells E "Look just drop me off at the front door cause I don't think I can wait" and E says "but let me find a spot" and G says "no! I can't wait!" so she gets out and goes in.

    G find a nurse and says "look it's time and I can't wait" and the nurse rushed G upstairs. The nurses begin to ask questions and the doctor comes in and G says "Look it's now!" as the nurses and doc get ready G lets out a sigh and all of a sudden "waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, it's a girl!"

    G didn't cry, didn't scream, but when she saw her new baby girl she burst in to tears. Every one says "congratulations" and right there and then E walks in and says "ok I'm ready how is she doing" and G says "I already did, meet Lola" E surprised says "omg already?! wow!"

    SO on Oct 5 1979 I was born
    Happy Birthday! (That was a really cute story by the way.)
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    Thanks. I love my birth story. I remember the first time my mom told me it I cried cause she cried as she told me

    uhh so many Oct bdays!

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    awww cute story

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    Happy Bday, Cuteness!

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    Happy Birthday!!

    Great story, it sounds like your mother loves you very much!

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    Have a very Happy Birthday! Actually, you should have a whole birthday weekend!!!!

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    Happy YOU day! Thank you for being born


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    Happy birthday to youuuu!
    "Before I conceived you, I wanted you. Before you were born, I loved you. Before you were here an hour, I would die for you. This is the miracle of life." -- Maureen Hawkins

    "I just can't get over how much babies cry. I really had no idea what I was getting into. To tell you the truth, I thought it would be more like getting a cat." -- Anne Lamott

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    Happy Birthday sweety!!!

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    Happy Birthday! What a great story.

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    Happy Birthday!! May You Live To See More Days Like This In More Years To Come! Have A Wonderful Birthday!

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    hbd hhl!

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    Happy Birthday! That was a really sweet story!

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    Happy Birthday , cute story

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