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    Default Some stories are just too good to make up.

    LOL!

    Moral of the story: Don't keep your porn on your flash-drive.

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    Default Re: Some stories are just too good to make up.

    You're so right!

    "I have no idea where these came from," the Democrat said.


    Yeah.. sure buddy... you just forgot to DELETE them!


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    Default Re: Some stories are just too good to make up.

    Who keeps porn on a flash drive anyways? There's just too much of it on the net!
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    Default Re: Some stories are just too good to make up.

    lol That would have made my day in highschool. The look of embassment on his face.
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    Default Re: Some stories are just too good to make up.

    Thats funny I hope he dose not get fired that would be dumb I think the embarresment was punshiment enough lol

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    Default Re: Some stories are just too good to make up.

    "The legislator said he finished his lecture using printouts and then met with the school's principal and technology staff, who examined the stick."


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    Default Re: Some stories are just too good to make up.

    lmfao!!!!
    and what's with the whole calling it a memory stick vs a flash drive?
    anyhoo, funny shit!

    Love it!

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    Default Re: Some stories are just too good to make up.

    That guy looks like my type of customer.

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    Default Re: Some stories are just too good to make up.

    hahah!

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    Default Re: Some stories are just too good to make up.

    I was wondering where I'd left that.
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    Default Re: Some stories are just too good to make up.

    Its weird that this made it to cnn........we had a few bloopers in high school that coulda been worth mentioning. Hmm.

    Funny though.

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