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    You're hot.

    heeheeheee.

    *runs off and swears she'll stop wasting threads on my random comments*

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    ^ Sweetheart, does this have anything to do with your new sig line?

    Maybe it's just that overwhelming combination of steamy Texas heat and your endless, restless, sweaty, erotic dreams.

    Or maybe you've looked in the mirror again and witnessed hottness at its most blistering, blinding intensity.

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    Heh heh heh.



    *sings on*

    My jean skirt...on the floor..your t-shirt hangin on the headboard...don't get up...there's someone at the door...don't get up...got to give me mooreee....

    *grin*

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    Oh, another Low Millions fan! Have this one on my iPod.

    Hotter than your swollen lips...your wet fingertips...hotter than your blushing face pressed against a pillowcase...hotter than your waistline, moving up and down mine...hotter than you half open...half open...and mine

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    That's the line I was going to use but I couldn't switch it around to sound like a girl talking to a boy so I didn't.

    Love me so good I gotta take a week off..

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    I like to watch the other owner in the shower.

    He washes for sooooo lonnnnnggg
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    My cat watches me in the shower. It's creepy.

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    Then, your cat and I have something in common.
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    *covers her shell with a loofah and peeks around the curtain*

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    *peers at Pooka in the shower*

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    ***grabs Pookas loofah and pokes at her "shell"***

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    *sneaks behind Cameron and gently pushes her into the shower with Pooka*

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    ***grabs Callys wrist and pulls her in too****

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    *gets excited and loses her clothes and Camerons clothes and takes turn with Cameron in taking advantage of the naked Pooka*

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    dah ha ha!!! I just got back on and found all of this. Cameron! You took my loofa! My shell is showing!!!! *looks around nervously and shows cally and cameron her shell*

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    This has got to be the weirdest erotica I've ever read.

    Is this where it busts into mad lezzie secks?

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    ^ That happened three posts above. You have to pay careful attention because these chicks move with lightning speed.

    It's all chat talk. They can keep 3 or 4 different scenes going in chat, even with changing names, different aliases and a perverse sense of...well, it's hard to explain exactly. It's a mixture of laughter, perversion, role-playing, sneaking around, hair pulling, toys, sharing, eating and even the occasional phone sex.

    Since phone sex is a pure, pristine mind-fuck, it's best to choose people who have the verbal, language and erotica skills to climb into the deepest corners and recesses of your mind and then slowly disarm you, shock you, scare you and then push you up the wall relentlessly until they drive you completely insane.

    In chat, everybody plays, but on the boards, no matter how Pooka starts out flirting with me, the girls will kick me aside in about 5 seconds and all pounce on her and take advantage of her in ways you can't even imagine. Cally is always the first to pounce.

    But then, how can I possibly blame them?

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    you saying im a perv TOO? Because well... I mean I am but... ah fuck it lol


    *gets naked again and jumps on TOO's lap and gives him a naughty lap dance while bent over with her face in Pookas crotch*

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    Quote Originally Posted by cameron_keys View Post
    Pookas loofah
    Pooka loofah! I love it! I've missed your goings on Pook!
    “What a caterpillar calls the end of the world we call a butterfly.” - ECKHART TOLLE

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    Back offa mah woman ya'll!

    Dun make me getcha!




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    OK..thats IT....** grabs Paige and TOO and turns this into a full on shower orgy...****

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    Hell, I was gonna say "Restraining Order" but I'm good with this.

    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    Thank you Pooka and company....
    One more cup of coffee for the road,
    One more cup of coffee 'fore I go
    To the valley below....

    Slowly moseying my way to the exit.
    A Blogging?

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I just saw this after a shitty weekend.. Thanks for the Laugh!!

    Pooka Post as many random comments as you want they are always so much fun
    You Cant Quit until you try, You cant live until you die, You Cant learn to tell the truth until you learn to lie.You Cant Breath Until you choke,You gotta Laugh When your the Joke, Theres Nothing like a funeral to make you feel alive! Will you swear on your life, that no one will cry at my Funeral!
    Quote Originally Posted by cameron_keys View Post
    Yes please save me from this life of debauchery! You can all kneel down and worship at the Church of the Holy Clitoris to convince me!!

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