I know im not at work because im taking a week offOMG yes me of all people! LoL
I know im not at work because im taking a week offOMG yes me of all people! LoL
I'm not at work because I haven't stripped in over a month. Oh and also I'm in Nebraska right now.
I'm not at work cause I'm still sick.....
and cause I haven't stripped in a few months.
Maybe next week?




LoL I walked out on my booking yesterday... I figured id worked Tues - Thurs and made a grand total of $300 so I said fuck it and walked.
They're letting me do Fri/Sat next week... my flight to Victoria is Sunday morning so im leaving the club sat night going straight to the airport for a cross country flight... w00t! Ahaha
I'm not at work because Fridays exhaust me and I can't dance more than two nights a row in Los Angeles without suffering severe depression. I'm not going to do Fridays anymore.
I'm not working because . . . I cleaned out my locker about 7 weeks ago. On hiatus for the time being.
But I miss it already. The good parts anyway.
"Before I conceived you, I wanted you. Before you were born, I loved you. Before you were here an hour, I would die for you. This is the miracle of life." -- Maureen Hawkins
"I just can't get over how much babies cry. I really had no idea what I was getting into. To tell you the truth, I thought it would be more like getting a cat." -- Anne Lamott
tummy ache and I'm no fun when my tummy hurts.
Please don't lick me, it tickles..
I'm not working b/c:
a) this coming week, I'm scheduled for an insane amount of shifts and I'm enjoying the night off b/c I won't get another one for ages.
b) I feel fat and unattractive, which never translates into a good money night.
Cause last night was so discouraging that it has stopped me from going. And also my major pms. So I'm at home medicating myself with ice cream.





the way that my gold stocks and Euro CD's have gone up in price over the last couple of months, I don't need to earn any additional money for the rest of the year !!!
i'm extremely pathetic... but i am a "day girl" and my club's not open saturdays until 8:30... so yeah... i don't do weekends. and yeah,... i pretty much hate my life for it.
-darcy-





^^^^ yes I was !
However, even when I was still dancing full time, saturday nights usually sucked statistically speaking. I usually found that essentially all of the traveling businessmen and philandering husbands are home with their families on saturday night. That leaves a club customer base made up of college kids, lonely losers, vacationers on a budget, and the occasional bachelor party.
I'm on ur stripperwebs. Gettin free tenshon from teh strippas!
"Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
"And do the cats give a shit? No, they do not. Why? Because they're cats."-from The Onion
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Because it's Thanksgiving! Also, I just got back from the RCMP horse auction. I didn't buy anything, but my favourite of the group went for the most money, so I won the bet anyway...heh.
Cally, aren't you having any cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie this weekend?
I think my Mommy is makin somethin good for dinner tomorrow lol im excited for home cookin w00t! My family doesn't really do the whole big turkey thing.. which works for me cuz I honestly forgot it was a long weekend lol
You just reminded me of choice exclamations my agency boss would use to describe half of our clientele (married, cheating.) LOL
I am always so money hungry, I take any shift and hack it. It is different in the Northeast...I observed that money is consistent enough for dancers to take Saturday off and go have fun. It's a little different in the Midwest and California.
I'm not working because its a huge football day for TX. That means the club will be full of non-spending game watchers mixed with obnoxious drunken bachelor parties. I hate those nights.





But the game was over by 6pm! There are sad, drunk UT fans who need consoling! Too bad they're all in Dallas.
I just straight-up hate Saturday nights.
Now I am watching TV and sewing, with a kitty on my lap. Good fuckin' thing I'm married already or I would be single forever with Saturday night behavior like this.
^haha it was over by 6? I asked my guy if it was a day or night game. Apparently hes not a sports fan either. lol Still hate Saturdays either way!
I'm not at work because today i have learned that my 8th rib is broken. i have been experiencing pain all week and just assumed that it was a strain. ouch!!!
Sucks because I just started at two new clubs, both of which are weary of cancellations... but i have to say, my health will always trump my job, even if it means i will be piss poor for awhile.
I haven't worked a saturday night since last winter before I moved to md, not for me!
'Cause I guess I'm not a stripper anymore, and my regular job doesn't make me come in at such odd hours. Like RoseWhite, I do miss stripping. Maybe I will try it again once season is underway.
And anyway, even if I didn't work tonight, I worked this morning, and I work bright and early at 10 tomorrow. So that's my other excuse.
Drought was over. Where was I? Drinks were on the house.
For mixers, my love, you'd poured--what?--even the rain.
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