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    What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?
    Walk him and pitch to the Rhino.

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    A guy comes home and his wife meets him at the door, with a BDSM magazine in her hand. "I found this under our son's mattress," she tells him. "What are we going to do about it?" "I can tell one thing we're not going to do," the guy replies. "We're not going to spank him."

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    Plagarized from where? Lol sorry this reminded me of a time I was hooking up with this guy for a weekend, and he told not one but 3 pretty stupid ass jokes. I then flipped thru about 10 older Playboys he had on the coffee table while he was at the store, and found the very same stupid jokes, and he SWORE it was "just a coincidence." HA!!

    Something about a girl at her bf's house for the first time and farting. Fart sounds included.

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    Ha Ha!. I was just browsing the internet and someone had a joke thread. It made me laugh. Your comment made me laugh. Reminded me of an old friend.

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    Why was ET's eyes so big?





    ....Yours would be too, if you saw his phone bill!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Ha Ha, I must be in a laughing mood. Ok here's the worst joke ever.

    What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?








    (in a drawn out Iowan twang) Where'sss my tractor?

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    How's Iowan go?

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    It's where I am from originally. I can tell that joke and make my farting friend laugh. Only after a few beers maybe. It doesn't seem to get old, or maybe she just can't possbily believe I am telling it to her again.

    I usually steal from reader's digest.

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    A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.

    Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.

    After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?"

    "I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill."

    The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try.

    The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills.

    When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.

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    ^hehe, evil lawyers.

    A guy dies and goes to heaven. It's a slow day for St. Peter, so upon passing the entrance test, St. Peter says "I'm not very busy today. Why don't you let me show you around?"

    The guy thinks it's a great idea and graciously accepts the offer. St. Peter shows him all the sights: the golf course, reading room, library, observation room, cafeteria and, finally, a HUGE room full of clocks.

    "What's up with those clocks, Peter?"

    "Everyone on earth has a clock that shows how much time he has left on earth. When a clock runs out of time, the person dies and comes to the Gates to be judged."

    The guy thinks this makes sense, but notices that some of the clocks are going faster than others. He asks why that is.

    "Every time a living person tells a lie, it speeds up his clock." This also makes sense, so the guy takes one last look around the room before leaving and notices one clock in the center of the ceiling. On this clock, both hands are spinning at an unbelievable rate.

    "What's the story with that clock?"

    "Oh, that," St. Peter replies. "That's President Bush's clock. We decided to use it as a fan."

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