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    While browsing the web, I came across a website called bachelor party tips .com and I was quite to see what this jerk wrote in some parts ie

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    "Don't throw money at the stripper. That is a waste. Get them to sing for their supper baby!"

    "What is it With The Body Guard Guy
    - If he is a little guy, they say he has a gun. If he is a big guy he doesn't need one. I never figured I'd test them. Be my guest though. Let me know how it goes (if you survive)"

    The website link is: http://www.bachelorpartytips.com/strippertips.html

    The person who wrote this has really rubbed me up the wrong way! I really hope people do not take too much of his advice seriously!!


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    ughhh gross!!
    some guy came into work last night saying he was on a bucks weekend and the private party stripper they hired said "you can do whatever you want guys until i say no'.I promptly told him that there were very different rules that applied ITC.

    make her sing for her supper? WTF ah no i dont think so.

    it should say

    be a tight ass to a stripper = you get a shit dance
    throw money at a stripper = you will have a far more pleasant time
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    Who ever wrote that is a douche with zero respect for anything. They encourage partiers to break the law and lie to thier partner... but of course we are the "scum-bags."

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    so true!! I thought that at least one reply would be sticking up for them, so glad that I wasn't the only person who found this crappy advice


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    The biggest scam going is for strip clubs to give you a cash advance on your credit card. Of course there is a surcharge. Sometimes I hear it is upwards of five bucks.

    What stripclub is he going to where he HEARS it's upwards of five bucks? Lap-Mart?


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    LOL @ lapmart
    Quote Originally Posted by Corgan View Post
    when regulars turn cheap, it's time to kill em off.
    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    You're still a vagina.
    There are many stereotypes about the industry that I work in. Sometimes they can be true but human beings are very diverse creatures and cannot be pigeon-holed into one category.

    Some of the most effortlessly beautiful, kind, intelligent, successful, motivated, driven and ridiculously hilarious women that I have ever met have been dancers. I've met the best friends that I've ever had in this industry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zabrina View Post
    Who ever wrote that is a douche with zero respect for anything. They encourage partiers to break the law and lie to thier partner... but of course we are the "scum-bags."
    As with so many writings of your Zabrina, Well said.

    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    The biggest scam going is for strip clubs to give you a cash advance on your credit card. Of course there is a surcharge. Sometimes I hear it is upwards of five bucks.

    What stripclub is he going to where he HEARS it's upwards of five bucks? Lap-Mart?
    Kinda Tangent (Lysondra, you do this to me you know.)

    I've been places where it was 20 just to take out 20 on a credit card. I was in a place in Daytona that charged 13.00 for credit cards. As much as I really don't mind the idea that SCs need to make money, it really bothers me that they need to extort money from you in every way possible. The problem here is that it is SO OBVIOUSLY raised that it often becomes a buzzkill for the guy going to get more money for the stripper, and all too often, makes bad customers worse.
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mastridonicus View Post
    As with so many writings of your Zabrina, Well said.



    Kinda Tangent (Lysondra, you do this to me you know.)

    I've been places where it was 20 just to take out 20 on a credit card. I was in a place in Daytona that charged 13.00 for credit cards. As much as I really don't mind the idea that SCs need to make money, it really bothers me that they need to extort money from you in every way possible. The problem here is that it is SO OBVIOUSLY raised that it often becomes a buzzkill for the guy going to get more money for the stripper, and all too often, makes bad customers worse.
    I agree with you. But since, oh, 99% of stripclubs do this, I'm kinda surprised he thinks 'upwards of five bucks' is amazing. Like, I know some clubs that take 10% of your lovely two grand you just pulled. Upwards of five bucks? Try upwards of a few hundred!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    I agree with you. But since, oh, 99% of stripclubs do this, I'm kinda surprised he thinks 'upwards of five bucks' is amazing. Like, I know some clubs that take 10% of your lovely two grand you just pulled. Upwards of five bucks? Try upwards of a few hundred!!

    Turning this into something constructive, have you ever walked with a customer to the ATM? I say this KNOWING full well I've been there, and watch him make ungodly requests of it? I remember in the early days of this, I went to the ATM to get 500.00. Wouldn't show a balance, so I had to have her look at an "INSUFFICIENT FUNDS" display repetitively as I sweated until I realized my bank would only let me make 1000.00 withdrawals in a day, so I had to call, while in the club, to have them allow me to get more.

    Image is with me every time I approach an ATM now. She was a GREAT sport about it.
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    (as a side note jai next time someone says that to you tell them that jazzy o has all sorts of diseases. i would say that would be her as she pretty much let alot of things happen to her during her show and she is reknown for not having too many limits)


    Quote Originally Posted by http://www.bachelorpartytips.com/bacparchec.html
    Here are some bachelor party faux pas:

    * No pictures are allowed.
    * No telling their future spouse where you will be.
    * You should try to respect the wishes of the bride or groom but not necessarily the wishes of their future spouse.
    * No PG rated parties.
    Okay the following is totally unacceptable (on the stripper tips page):
    If they were reliable, responsible folks they would have a real job.
    Find someone that knows someone that can get the real thing. Find out which strip clubs are breaking the law these days. I'm sure one of them is.
    If the stripper didn't have a cocaine problem they wouldn't be dancing for a living.
    At the same time I saw the humour with:
    You bought stripper drinks all night, paid for ten lap dances and the stripper does not go home with you: You are an idiot. Give up now.
    You may not be the first that night. Heck, you might not even be in the first ten.
    You really aren't that good.
    I also found the "Body Guard" bit quite humourous.

    I have a feeling that this site is a spoof website along the lines of Landover Baptist.

    Well I checked out CalmTom the creator of the website. I don't think it is meant to be serious granted he probably makes a mint from his Bachorette Party website.

    Hey if anyone want to get in on it the .com.au domains of this website (and the bachorlette ones CalmTom has) are available from what I could see after looking them up.


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    LOL Jazzy O comment ewwwwwwwwww I told some of the girls at work that story last night. Actually we were curious as to whether you had to do your show before or after hers? I hope before coz after hers there really isn't far to go and it sounds like the guys were in shock too.
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    I never did a show that night at that specific party - re-read that thread. I was only the waitress. I still would have trumped her if I was the show believe me i was getting along with them like a house on fire as such (hence the reason why it was such a lucrative party for me).

    back to the thread...


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    but Bella did a show after and the guys loved it! not one of them ran away and they all cheered for her at the end


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    "Remember, you are dealing with questionable folks here. If they were reliable, responsible folks they would have a real job. "

    UGH.
    I stopped reading what else he had to say after I got up to this point.

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    Yes they did enjoy Bella's show and they all stayed where they were as they did want attention from her.. the complete utter opposite to how they were reacted to JazzyO!

    (im am the current threadjack queen! or well i'm working on it)

    back to the thread...


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    haha - I don't really go OT but I thought I would add that in

    BTW V - I have had those guys call up and ask for you again at the next party - so when your coming down next give me notice and I will advertise you up in the VIC section (also, I put up on my website a hall of fame section right beneath the other girls, I have you listed and Jessica Jane as retired from private parties in QLD, maybe this will stop other companies that are too slack to take the images down)

    OK - BACK ON TOPIC - THE GUY IS A JERK!!


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