Has anyone ever tried this? I am thinking of getting it...

Has anyone ever tried this? I am thinking of getting it...
WOW I've never seen that! Let me know if its worth it. lol![]()


I ouldnt find the link for the how-to illistrations!!!
$95...wow!





New craze? No it isn't.... but overhyped advert aside, it looks like it might be interesting. I wouldn't shell out that much $ for it, though... especially for a no-name brand.
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My imagination must be weak these days because I can't think of what the hell I'd do with it.





^ phew, i thought i was the only one.
Sit on it. That's all I can think of.
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Nope, I'm right there with ya. Let's see what the site as as helpful hints:
There are simply tons of ways you can use your cone - all hands-free! Just let your imagination run wild.
Ohhhkay . . .
*sets up a bunch as traffic cones*
*turns one upside down and serves ice cream on it*
*takes a pair and makes Madonna Bra out of them*
Allright, what now?
Below you will find a listing with eight illustrations showcasing some of the cone vibrator's possible positions, just to get you and your partner started.
And then they don't list anything. Much less illustrate it. So without more help from the catalog, I guess you just, yeah, sit on it.
I'd love to see what they'd do with it in the Props game of "Whose Line Is It, Anyway?", though.
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The sex shop in Toronto had one on display and I was like 'wtf do you do with it!' the girl showed me like 20 different things to do... sit on it... put it under your ass when your fucking and a bunch of other things..
I only like vibrations on the clit, not near the vagine or anoos. So this thing wouldn't do much for me.
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I was thinking so what do I do with it besides sit on it?
you live like an ivy vine
you can only survive by clinging onto trees
that's your flaw
put down some roots so you can stand on your own
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don't think I will be updating my sexy draw any time soon with one of those things .... it looks uncomfortable :S
When I checked it out at the local sex store it felt kinda hard...not what I would describe as "deliciously soft" like the link says...hmm..let us know how it works out though!
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That looks painful, no thanks.
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"There are simply tons of ways you can use your cone - all hands-free!"
Finally, a sex toy that makes phone calls!![]()
The illustrations are next to the picture of the cone itself. There's a small thumbnail; click that and you get the large illustration. None of them look like they'd do much for me. This was TOTALLY designed by a man, and a rather clueless one at that.





IMO, it's basically an expensive chew toy for the household pet. A friend of mine once instructed her boyfriend to "spice up" their sex life. When he came home with a butt plug, she was like "Fuck no!" and gave it to the cat (ironically named "Spicy"). Spicy bats that plug around their condo to this day...![]()
^^^ Well, *I* could, but my friends know me.![]()
Well I would lay on it.... I think it would make an excellent back massager![]()





Exactly.
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