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    Whats up with these guys? Out of nowhere I have had about 4 guys in a week tell me to fart on them. Im curious if any other girls get this..I hustle them into VIP get atleast 3 dances outta them before I charge them for the fart! LOL..just so strange..

    Is there another way I can make more money out of them?

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    One can conjure up a fart at will?
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    omg, why is it so huge?!! lol lol

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    HA.I had one guy request this. I told him..I'm a girl...we dont fart........of course...go get me some Taco BEll and count out the Benjamins and we'll talk.


    If you have a champagne room...get him in there. Tell him the bubbles make your farts extra special!

    Any odd fetish guy I meet I aim for a CR....most fetish guys know their shit is wierd and only a handful of girls will do it..so they will spend to get it.

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    And I do this for free?!?

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    I dunno weirdos huh? My bf gets turned on by farts. I think he does anyway, I am still not convinced he isn;t pretending to make me feel better whenever I slip one out and say "oh sorry!"
    Maybe they just like that they can get you to be such a "dirty" girl for them? Maybe it's the vibration on their cock (if your sitting in their lap)?? Who knows but so long as you are charging for it it's all good!
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    I don't get it. Being gaseous isn't sexy. I guess not to me anyways. But I get guys ask to sniff my armpits really often, and I find it so weird. Also, a guy once bought my socks for $20. I didn't ask why, and I pray I never get them back..

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    LOL oh fuck that's too funny. I dont get why anyone would want to be farted on. ewwwwwwww.
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    Please send this customer my way. (for a not so nominal fee) I'll fart for him any time! lol

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    ^^^ hhhaha that's exactly what i was thinking!!! there have been far too many times when I've held it in during a dance; how lovely to be PAId to let 'er riP!!!

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    I have this guy who wants to be called "butt slave" and he wants me to sit on his chest and then he sniffs my butt. He pays extra for farts. He also likes sweaty&butt-smelling thongs and says I don't have to wipe my butt all that well when I come from the bathroom (altho I always do, that's a bit too much for me!).
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    Quote Originally Posted by hyzenthflay View Post
    And I do this for free?!?





    Right!?!?!?



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    Quote Originally Posted by cameron_keys View Post
    If you have a champagne room...get him in there. Tell him the bubbles make your farts extra special!
    LOFL! That's priceless.

    By the way, as far as the farts go, ya'll need to get on youtube and type in "fart in your mouth". There are these girls on there who go around with a sign that says "Can I Fart in Your Mouth" and if you watch the longer version of the video, you see one of the girls eating all of this gas producing food at the beginning. Then the two of them head out and the girl who's bloated now, asks people if she can fart in their mouths. Several people said yes. She mostly got men to let her do it, but there was one lady who let her do it, too. It was pretty funny. One guy even said he wished women would come and ask to fart in his mouth everyday. LOL. Then he said something like, "Fart in my eyes." I don't like it personally, but whatever. As for the armpit thing, I don't think that's that odd, but hey- I'm a little bit of a sniffer myself....and everyone thinks it is weird. I like to smell guys I'm attracted to. It makes sense really, considering pheromones. However, I don't like butt fumes.

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    heh. this would be prefect for me as im a gassy mofo.

    Love it!

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    hahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by cameron_keys View Post
    If you have a champagne room...get him in there. Tell him the bubbles make your farts extra special!
    HaHaHaHa! YES!!

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    I'd love to have a dancer fart in my face... just sayin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymoose View Post
    I'd love to have a dancer fart in my face... just sayin.
    Feel free to come see me. Bring me a bean and cheese burrito from Taco Bell and enjoy the fragrance that radiates from my butt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cameron_keys View Post
    Feel free to come see me. Bring me a bean and cheese burrito from Taco Bell and enjoy the fragrance that radiates from my butt.

    LMAO. Siggy time!



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    Every time I read the title of this thread I chuckle like a 3rd grader. In my head, It's said by the mad scientist from the Bugs Bunny cartoon with the big red monster Gossamer in it. Heh.
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    I would definitely bring you a bean & cheese burrito! But alas, I am in Philadelphia, so I am unable to enjoy your radiating butt fragrances. If I were ever in the area I would love to enjoy that smell! But, anyone in the Philly area who would be willing to do this, I would bring her any type of stinky food she desires!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Asurfael View Post
    I have this guy who wants to be called "butt slave" and he wants me to sit on his chest and then he sniffs my butt. He pays extra for farts. He also likes sweaty&butt-smelling thongs and says I don't have to wipe my butt all that well when I come from the bathroom (altho I always do, that's a bit too much for me!).
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymoose View Post
    I would definitely bring you a bean & cheese burrito! But alas, I am in Philadelphia, so I am unable to enjoy your radiating butt fragrances. If I were ever in the area I would love to enjoy that smell! But, anyone in the Philly area who would be willing to do this, I would bring her any type of stinky food she desires!
    Come to the crazy horse too! Chrissy and I will give you the most awesome dance ever! Your eyes will water and you don't even need to bring the burrito.

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    I'm down, best time to come?

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    I never get the weird ones! Grrrr..

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    For once I wish I was still in Philly!LOL! Give him a juicy one for me girls!!

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