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    I have got that funny ass song in my head from The Dave Chappelle Show when he was making fun of R. Kelly. The "Piss On You" song. LMAO! That's what runs through my head when I read this thread title! He says "Imma fart on you" in the end.





    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Th2f4zmyBdg



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    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymoose View Post
    I'm down, best time to come?
    Tuesday or thursday at 9:30 p.m. ish. look for a redhead named chrissy and a blonde with big tits named bree.

    Love it!

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    Any time after 8:30 is good but earlier is better. But this is a VIP thing so come prepared. I know we are.

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    Hahah! I'm replying in my car and too slow.

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    haha i hope that guy really shows up for yous in philly!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymoose View Post
    I would definitely bring you a bean & cheese burrito! But alas, I am in Philadelphia, so I am unable to enjoy your radiating butt fragrances. If I were ever in the area I would love to enjoy that smell! But, anyone in the Philly area who would be willing to do this, I would bring her any type of stinky food she desires!
    d'oh! Chrissy and Emily beat me to it!

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    oh my god

    this is the weirdest thread I've ever come across. I've never been asked this.

    But once a custy in the CR's let a SBD go...it was RAUNCH!

    LMAO!!!!
    ~Love From Alexis

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    I'm really curious as to whether or not that guy ever actually showed.

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    I never get odd requests like this one. But it did remind me of a story my friend told me once. There used to be this customer that would come in to the club and buy champagne rooms. All he wanted you to do is sit and pretend like you were pooping on him (he would have rather you actually did it...). She also got a request to pee on another customer... It amazes me the requests that others get. In my 4 years of dancing I've never received one. LOL

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    W....T....F.....?????????? That's nasty. But hey, any excuse to have a guy bring me some Del Taco is good.... I will have two soft tacos and fries, please! LOL
    Sexy Jasmine after getting fucked over at work:

    God loves strippers and when guys do things like that its an automatic ticket to HELL!


    Quote Originally Posted by anomar View Post
    Perhaps you stopped spending money on her. Strippers need money to operate. They are like coin operated juke-boxes of love.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stellaforstars View Post
    I'm really curious as to whether or not that guy ever actually showed.
    of course not

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