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Location: North Murderapolis (Minneapolis, MN)
Age: 35
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RE: Brown Derby Strip Club Review
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Review
| Date at Club: 06/30/2006 |
Customers per Dancer: 1 |
Management: Horrible |
Overall Rating:  |
Mileage Expected: Serious Mileage |
Booking Delay: None |
| Dancer Quality: 5-6 |
Customers: Older |
| Fees: High |
Dances per Customer: No Comment |
Selling dances: Nearly impossible |
| Hiring Tips: None |
Additional Information
If anyone suggests Showgirls Saloon to you, RUN. Run like the wind, and I am not joking. I've been there twice, once on a Friday, and there are no customers to even speak of. Thoes that are there only want to "date". If you date you might make some good money.
The owners are ridiculous. They're never on time, but they expect you to be. One of them, the wife, will get high and drunk the whole night. They'll leave unexpectedly and won't tell you where.
House fee is $50, which is astronomical. They night give you a break if you make less than fifty, but my friend made about $80 and they made her pay. You have to feed two dollars into the juke box for each of your three-song sets, which is rediculous. Also, the owners randomly introduced a rule that you have to sell a five drink minimum. As if that isn't bad enough, an orange juice costs six dollars! By the time a guy buys you a drink, he will NOT have money left over to buy a dance. That hapened to me too many times.
The owners don't care at all about the girls, just about their own money. They probably get more money from the girls than they do the customers, and we had no opportunity to make it back. I felt really bad that I hadn't made anything until one of the veteran dancers told me she'd only made $60.
You would think that they'd move the hours back, too, because guys come in wanting to spend money but can't because they close at one. And if you can't be on time, why torture everyone else? I say we should all get together and burn the place to the ground.
Ladies, I am not making this up. If you read this and still try the place you are a fool and you'll be kicking yourself by the end of the night. I'm BEGGING you all to please stear clear!
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