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Joined: May 2011
Location: NYC
Age: 37
Posts: 1511
Reviews: 16
Mood: Cool
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Worst club so far
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Review
| Date at Club: No Comment |
Customers per Dancer: 1 |
Management: Average |
Overall Rating:  |
Mileage Expected: Serious Mileage |
Booking Delay: A Day or Two |
| Dancer Quality: No Comment |
Customers: Locals |
| Fees: High |
Dances per Customer: 0-1 |
Selling dances: You have to hustle |
| Hiring Tips: Have a vagina |
Additional Information
So I was in the area and decided to try it out for a night or two despite everyone's warnings. Total waste of time and could have been better spent at another club. All the rumors that I heard that I posted in the review below are true.
First off - money. It is hard to make money in this club as a clean dancer. The club takes a lot of money from the girls. A regular dance is done in bikini, which is $30 and the girl gets $15. Most if not all of the customers will try to grope you all over in a regular dance and it's obvious many of them don't wear underwear underneath their pants or will wear the thinnest pants, and will 'adjust' themselves and proceed to keep touching you. I had to fight every one of the guys that I did dances for.
There are rooms too, but don't even bother because the cuts are the worst. They have 15 minutes, half hour, hour. I forget all the prices but to give you an idea the first room for 15 minutes starts at $225 and you don't even get to keep half of it. There is also a house fee on top of it all - $50 if you get there after 8 PM and it goes up after 9 PM. If you get there before 8 there is no house fee, BUT regardless of whether you come early or not you still have to tip out all the staff - $15 to DJ, $5 to the useless bouncers (and there can be as many as 3 working), $5 to each bartender, and the host obviously gets a cut of rooms done. Most of the money made is from doing rooms, stage tipping is non-existent. The club is set up with a main bar where guys order drinks and girls go there to hustle the guys and the main stage is off to the side, hence no stage tips. You’ll be on stage two to three times a night.
If you are dressed and ready to work at 6 you can leave at 2 AM, but if you get there later than 6 like 6:30 and they notice, they will make you stay until 4 AM.
The physical club itself is disgusting. The interior is okay, but the dressing room doubles as the women’s bathroom and is tiny and smells of cigarette smoke. There is no housemom. The club doesn’t have a kitchen (not that I would eat anything out of there anyway), but you can order next door and you can eat in their ‘pantry’ area which consists of a small room with a sink with gnats flying around, some paper towels, and an open area that leads you out on the floor behind a bar. The sitting area to eat consists of a crate with a bar stool cushion on top and you can use the counter of the bar as a table. The area is littered with fast food wrappers and takeout containers and other garbage.
There are a lot of regulars and they all expect sex or drugs in the back and the club sells cocaine right out of their office. The girls themselves were okay, not a lot of drama as far as I could tell. Dress code was whatever and the club allows tattoos. Some of them were a bit overweight, there was one that was verging on obese. The girls are very open about their cocaine use in the bathroom so don't try this club if you don't like that kind of thing. Most of the girls also turn tricks in the club. A couple of them approached me and boasted to me about what great hustlers they are and how they regularly make $1-2k a night, but let’s not kid ourselves. After getting the deets from someone who had worked there many years, it turned out that those girls were in fact doing much more than hustling.
The club tries to pass itself as the “upscale” club of Long Island, but it was clearly the total opposite!
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