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Unread Posted: 11-22-2009, 12:31 PM   #3
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Date at Club: No Comment Customers per Dancer: No Comment Management: No Comment
Overall Rating: Not rated by Athenathefabulous Mileage Expected: No Comment Booking Delay: No Comment
Dancer Quality: No Comment Customers: No Comment
Fees: No Comment Dances per Customer: No Comment Selling dances: No Comment
Hiring Tips: None
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This was my home club for like 6 months. the review by Bordeaux describes the crazy horse saloon in BROOKPARK, not the crazy horse mens club in BEDFORD HEIGHTS. 18-20 yr olds are definitely not allowed in Bedford heights, only in brookpark, and it is definitely a gown club, very strict on it. Also earning potential is definitely >> than 20-100 a night. Will post more detailed review when I get more time, just wanted to let it be known that the review below is for the wrong club.
 

The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.

Unread Posted: 11-21-2009, 09:20 PM   #2
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Date at Club: No Comment Customers per Dancer: 2 Management: No Comment
Overall Rating: Rated: 5 stars by Bordeaux Mileage Expected: Medium Contact Booking Delay: No Comment
Dancer Quality: No Comment Customers: Mixed
Fees: No Comment Dances per Customer: No Comment Selling dances: You have to hustle
Hiring Tips: talk to Michelle
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So I was there three nights, on a Mon, Thurs and Friday. There was a lot of downtime, so I talked to the dancers. I'm new to dancing, so I'm not an expert... but this club seemed unimpressive. 1. The rules/guidelines they give you say that it's a higher-end style gown club, and it actually looks really nice inside. But it's not a gown club. The only rule is that you have to wear some kind of one-piece that covers your ass, but even that rule isn't really followed- I saw lots of bikinis and neon. I'm best at talking to a guy, and making him fall in love with my "sophistication," so it was disappointing to realize that this isn't a gown set-up. 2. They say it's a strict no-contact club, b/c it's in the burbs. And there's been a sort of on-going battle between the clubs and the state with respect to Rule 52, a law that has been the subject of a five-year long legal battle. When I talked to Will (one of the newer managers), he made it pretty clear that I won't make money if I don't bend the rules. Vice was there on one of the nights, and most of the dancers seemed to know who the vice officers are, which makes me think that you would have to be extremely inattentive to get ticketed ($350). That said, the dances are light to medium contact.... boobs in face, sitting on laps, although I noticed some hard grinding and laying topless across laps. I encountered a, uh, already soaked through lap when giving a dance to a guy who already had several. Ew. 3. Oh, and it's not longer nude. Only topless. 4. I heard girls talking about making up to $300 on a good night, but I get the feeling that a regular night is $20-$100, after tip-out... which really isn't enough to justify having to work for 6 hours in a thong. 5. The crowd is a mix of 18-21(they're required to buy two funny-money dances at the door), travelers, and older suburban married dudes. All of that said, I won't be back... I can make minimum wage without having to prance around naked. The patrons (and a couple dancers) told me that Christie's is the place to be. Even the downtown Crazy Horse was a lot busier, although I got a sketchy vibe from the manager, Ken.
 
Unread Posted: 08-01-2005, 06:29 AM   #1
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Date at Club: 03/10/2005 Customers per Dancer: 2 Management: Great
Overall Rating: Rated: 8 stars by Ollie_Apples Mileage Expected: Air Dances Booking Delay: No Comment
Dancer Quality: 9-10 Customers: Older
Fees: High Dances per Customer: 2-3 Selling dances: Easy
Hiring Tips: Your either highly attractive or a great dancer but theres a social ladder with the employees and management.
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[COLOR=Green][B]This is a review for day shift over the spring time.[/B][/COLOR] This is a great club to work for if your into more socializing and being a lady. Alot of the men that come here are more proffessional and also tip for your time with them. Its small and they dont often use the bigger stage. There is light pole work but its difficult because how the stage is set up. Also the smaller stage is in the center of the room and you will get tips! Not too many people come in here but its in the middle of nowhere and surrounded by the subs. So when one man comes in, your in for a treat. -You have to work for at least a week before you can go into VIP. -No contact dances (strict). -You must always be at a table or at the bar (no dressing room hiding). -One techno or rap some an hour. -Long one peice dresses until 4 and back to gowns at night. -No floor work. -Always keep both feet on the floor while table dancing. -No buffet for you!!
 
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