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Unread Posted: 02-01-2004, 01:15 PM   #1
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Date at Club: 12/18/2003 Dancer's Looks: 3-4 Song Length: 3-5 min.
Overall Rating: Rated: 2 stars by Theresa Dancer's Personallity: 5-6 Club Quality: Lacking
Mileage: Light Contact
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Even though I am a dancer, I visited this club as a customer and am damn glad I don't work here! Yeck! My boyfriend said I am generous in giving their looks score a 3-4, and it should really be a 1-2. A local newpaper, the Buffalo Beast, describes this place perfectly. And I quote, "If you like big girls, Caesarian scars, cellulite, and cigarettes, this is the place for you!....Lots to laugh at in here, and a certain camaraderie exists among patrons due to this truly guilty pleasure. You know you shouldn't be in here; nobody should be, especially most of the talent...You have to give credit to all of the ladies for trying, even if the sight of a whale on te pole makes you nauseous. (And those were the CHEERS!) JEERS: Outrageous drink prices, and it feels dirty in here. Aforementioned sizes, scars and cellulite make you wonder if the whole thing is a PG-13 candid camera gag. They also wear pasties, but that can be a good thing for girls who have recently given birth. Last time out, our table was graced by a true pig with huge legs, multiple belly rolls and funky teeth, whom the management would only let work the floor...If you're really drunk, these girls will soon have all your money, and the nightmares of your visit will perist for weeks until you foolishly find yourself heading back for more. Again, while this review echos my thoughts, it can be found in it's entirity in Volume #41 of the Buffalo Beast. ;)
 
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