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Unread Posted: 01-27-2004, 11:27 PM   #1
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Date at Club: No Comment Dancer's Looks: 7-8 Song Length: 3-5 min.
Overall Rating: Rated: 8 stars by doc-catfish Dancer's Personallity: 7-8 Club Quality: Great
Mileage: Medium Contact
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Its not Las Vegas caliber by any means, but this club probably has some of the most beautiful dancers in Kansas. I've gone here serveral times. It has a smaller entertainer staff than other clubs in the Wichita area, but it tends to emphasize quality over quantity. Club is located in Derby (a Wichita suburb) and sits along a service road alongside K-15, north of a Wal-Mart Supercenter. Cover is $5 (free with miliary or aircraft worker ID). It is a split level club with two stages, one on each level. The lower lever stage is only used on weekend nights when it is busy. Decor wise, Michelle's is middle of the road. Not too upscale, but certainly not a dump either. You won't feel intimidated here by fat tony bouncers in tuxudos. Interior is relatively well lit for a strip club (to the chagrin of some perhaps), and has the name would suggest, has a beach theme in its decor, although there is no beach. There is an in house boutique for dancers and theres an ATM on the premises. Dances are $25 and are okay mileage for the money. If you're looking for a grindier and slightly cheaper dance I'd recommend [url=http://www.stripperweb.com/clubs/index/club_id/5368] Pleasures[/url] instead. There also is no private dance area. They are done friction style (no lap stradling) in a standard chair with arms and casters against a wall to keep it from rolling. Not the most comfortable or private, but its the best that they have. There is a drink hustle here and it how persistent is will depend on the girl and what night you come. Weekends are going to be worst esspecially when there aren't a lot of paying customers. Weeknights (I prefer Tuesdays myself) are a bit more relaxed. Many of the same gals work those nights and its usually not hard to get dances from a particular gal. Girls [b]will[/b] also hustle you for tips after they finish their stage sets (even if you are sitting at the stage). This is standard protocol in all Wichita clubs. No big deal, as its always good to tip, but many customers find it annoying, and it tends to discourage people from sitting up front. The gals here are friendly, but like a lot of clubs in this part of the country can get a bit aloof, esspecially when business is slow. They do appreciate it here when you walk up from your table to tip them. Its a great attention getter if you want to stick out. Spend some money here and you'll have a pretty good time. doc-C :doctor:
 

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