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Unread Posted: 05-22-2010, 11:39 PM   #4
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Date at Club: 05/21/2010 Dancer's Looks: 7-8 Song Length: 1-3 min.
Overall Rating: Rated: 6 stars by sananeko Dancer's Personallity: 5-6 Club Quality: Great
Mileage: Hard Contact
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I went as a cutomer to check the place out and to see the amateur contest. Some of the girls were nice but I think cause I was pegged as a stripper the second I went in. Its $15 to get in, $20 for VIP band, and if your going for amateur night its $20 for the judge band and girls are free to sign up. I didn't read the other reviews so I'm going to put down my description of the place. Its a three layer stage with two other stages on the right side of the place when you walk in. Seven poles in the whole place, two on the first stage, one on the second stage, two on the third, also one in the wet stage and one in the vip. BOYB, and they supply the ice and resupply when needed, free soda and water on the left near the door, lots of machines if they want something different. The chairs are comfy and roll so be careful if your the type to hop into a chair. They have a dress code that says no to baggy clothes and thin clothes. The bouncers were kind and cheerful with me and other cutomers making small talk but keeping their eyes open. The dancer to cutomer contact is high with some really sexual moves but they don't allow the cutomer touch back. The private room is clean with a bouncer at the door, not real private but the cutomers can't see each other. The dances are 25 each, five goes to the house. Some of the dancers give special attention to the girls but most only ingnore unless they have a dollar and don't ask them for dances. Amateur girls can sign for free and don't need heels or a fancy outfit. You have one song and have fun. Hope this helps.
 
Unread Posted: 01-12-2005, 01:46 AM   #3
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Date at Club: 12/31/2004 Dancer's Looks: 7-8 Song Length: 1-3 min.
Overall Rating: Rated: 7 stars by SirCharls Dancer's Personallity: 5-6 Club Quality: Great
Mileage: Hard Contact
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Went to The Lumberyard for New Year's Eve. They had 5 live bands, and there was some pyrotechnics, but the big ball in the center didn't work at midnight! oh well. if you haven't been to the Lumberyard, it is a very big club. It has a waterfall type of stage set up. One leads down to the other. 3 stages. Pool table at the bottom, next to the private dance area. tables along the walls at the topmost stage, and then chairs lining the tip rail. There is a shower stage, and it is pretty good with two ladies...lesbian-like action. It was a great time. Went there with my wife. The ladies were fantastic (as usual!) The two porn stars were damn good. XXXena and Regan Anthony. The first show was as nurses. They offered pictures of them for $5, and they would simulate sitting on your face for 10 bucks. For 20 bucks you could get a video of it. They did alot of lesbian action, and it was hot. The next show they did was in black leather, security type looking outfits. They offered the same deals, and I took them up on the photo with them. very nice. At one point, they turned on the shower and had two dancers do some lesbian action, and then they got another dancer and went at it again. Good wet stuff. The bands... There were a few different bands, and I don't know their names, but they were all DAMN LOUD, and that made it hard to talk to the dancers. Mostly hard rock/metal, and they had a couple of rappers, and it was good music overall, just so damn loud... Special marks for Meadow and Angela...they were so friendly and spent time with us. Plus, the dances...mmmmmmmmmmmmm...
 

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Unread Posted: 02-09-2004, 03:38 AM   #2
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Date at Club: No Comment Dancer's Looks: 5-6 Song Length: 1-3 min.
Overall Rating: Not rated by zoey Dancer's Personallity: 5-6 Club Quality: Great
Mileage: Medium Contact
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i go here sometimes on the weekends and i love it great big place! girls are ok looking. biggest club in iowa and best!
 
Unread Posted: 01-16-2004, 02:07 PM   #1
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Overall Rating: Rated: 10 stars by StripperWeb Dancer's Personallity: No Comment Club Quality: No Comment
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Originally reviewed by Bill Smith not sure how manit was a huge place,big screen and all.the dancers were very sexy! must have been at least 20 or more dancers!a must see,must do place.easy to get to and all.IM GOING back!
 

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