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Unread Posted: 10-30-2011, 07:00 PM   #5
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Date at Club: 07/31/2011 Dancer's Looks: 7-8 Song Length: 1-3 min.
Overall Rating: Rated: 8 stars by deberry Dancer's Personallity: 7-8 Club Quality: Average
Mileage: Hard Contact
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I've been coming to this place for ten years. It has its ups and downs -- right now (August 2011) it is on a very strong streak. There are a lot of pretty and experienced dancers. As strip clubs go, this one is very good value for money and low key. There are three stages in the main room but when visit (usually after work in the late afternoon) the dancers are on one or two stages. If one sees a girl who you want to talk to or take visit to the back rooms, it is critical to tip them while there are on the stage or approach them while they are standing by the bar talking among them selves. The most desirable dancers will not approach you! It takes a little effort to get attention from the hottest girls. In the main part of the club the dancers where bikinis or similar attire. Some where skimpy party dresses. In the back, the tops come off but not the bottoms. Most private lap dances occur in the "VIP room" which has chairs around the walls and alcoves which do feel private. If one asks for two dances for $25, one is against the wall. With five dances for $50, one is in the alcove. If i go with a dancer who I don't know, I start with two for $25 switch to five for $50 if she is good. The quality of the dances varies a lot from dancer to dancer based on experience and personality. When batches of new dancers are hired, the quality of can be weak. They will usually tell you how long they worked there if you ask. There are "Champagne Rooms" upstairs. These involve a private room (see through curtains are the door) These are $60 for five songs or $150 per half an hour. I don't find this to be good value for money. The dancers really like them because it is the only time they can sit down with customers and they are allowed to drink (at your expense). I've been up there and had a good time but went home feeling like a overpaid. I would never go up there with a dancer I didn't know well and when I was confident that I wanted to shower her with cash. One of the other reviews talks about the dancers talking too much. This is rare in my experience. They are also very open to requests if you tell them what they want -- within the rules. At least one dancer likes to talk dirty and can be a tun of fun although the experience isn't a lap dance. If the complainer had her and didn't like it, he missed out on a good time because he didn't realize what he had. The food really is free and is edible. I usually get a cheeseburger. There is not menu that that I have ever seen so it is guess work what to order. The waitresses are are attentive and will help you find a dancer if you don't see the person you are looking for. This is important because the best dancers don't spend a lot of time working the floor -- they rest out of sight when they are not with their customers, again out of sight. I have rarely seen female guests; it is interesting that there are several reviews by females: hardly the target market for this establishment. all sizes, shapes and colors of dancer are represented so there is something for everyone. This is not the place to go for a huge bevy of platinum blonds with augmented chests -- although they are there. The dancers are more the "nice girl next door" type.
 
Unread Posted: 11-20-2005, 06:00 PM   #4
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Date at Club: 10/31/2005 Dancer's Looks: 5-6 Song Length: 1-3 min.
Overall Rating: Rated: 7 stars by Stinky92 Dancer's Personallity: 7-8 Club Quality: Lacking
Mileage: Medium Contact
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[B]A great value[/B] The decor is sort of shabby (cement floors -- would kill them to put in tile or carpet?), basically like a low-end sports bar. If you don't sit at the bar, then you have to wait for a waitress to come around. For me this was a hit-or-miss affair; the first waitress was great, but I had a long wait during a shift change and next waitress wasn't nearly as good. The girls were OK; it's definitely not a evening gown type of place, so the girls had bikinis or skanky-cute outfits. Lots of E. European girls and a smattering of ethnic types. Some looked to be getting on in years, a few had pretty obvious augmentations, and two seriously needed to work on their weight. But there were plenty of girls working so it all evened out. Above all, with a ten dollar cover getting you 50-cent beers, free soda and pizza, the prices make this place worth visiting
 
Unread Posted: 08-03-2005, 08:41 AM   #3
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Date at Club: No Comment Dancer's Looks: No Comment Song Length: No Comment
Overall Rating: Not rated by linda7170 Dancer's Personallity: No Comment Club Quality: No Comment
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Personally I liked it! }:D Cover charge is good unlike the other chicago clubs..Ie admirals and you cant drink! You can drink there for cheap and if you choose too you can get a topless or full nude dance *no pasties* The women there are gorgeous, and diverse. Unlike those other clubs where all you see is blonde blonde and more blonde. They have asian, lots of Latin women, African American, and even cherokee, I like this place , no dress code, freindly women and waitresses! Maybe the others have not gone recently I went in July 05. :D
 

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Unread Posted: 04-22-2005, 02:05 AM   #2
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Date at Club: 03/02/2005 Dancer's Looks: 5-6 Song Length: 1-3 min.
Overall Rating: Rated: 2 stars by ultramassage Dancer's Personallity: 1-2 Club Quality: Lacking
Mileage: Hard Contact
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This used to be a fun club but all the good girls got chased away. They have a serious revolving door problem at this place. Dont get your hopes up on seeing the same girls twice. Weekends can be insane with lines out the door,even afer midnight, but most other nights are moderate. Drinks can be a pain to get and arent free anymore ($.50). The waitress' pretty much dont expect tips and dont hussle to get them. You may be dry for a while. A trip to the bar doesnt help because the bartender will just send you packing and say she will send a waitress. They do have a beer barrel on some nights but only stock imports in it at $2.00 a bottle. ATM fees are outrageous $10.00 Upstairs dances are not worth the price but mgmt forces the girls to drag at least one guy a night up there or they get fined. Backroom dances are far from intimate. The club is a hole. It is very large but its a concrete floor, and pretty much nasty everything. Lots of girls just off the boat that dont speak a lot of english. Some ancient dancers still work there and will try and drag you off your chair to get a dance. Some nasty perfume too. It follows you everywhere. Very short songs, lots of grindage, a few good looking girls but most of them look like size 12s.
 


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Unread Posted: 08-19-2004, 11:09 AM   #1
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Date at Club: No Comment Dancer's Looks: 3-4 Song Length: 3-5 min.
Overall Rating: Rated: 3 stars by carolyncrazy Dancer's Personallity: 1-2 Club Quality: Lacking
Mileage: Hard Contact
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Its a $10 cover and free liquor. The girls wear bathing suits...and they are not nice. The wouldnt stop and talk to you for a second if you didnt have money for them. It was like I was being hustled!! The only reason to go there is for the alchohal and not the girls. I actually was told by at least four of them that they were taking care of they sick family member, or needed money for college or the cant go back. I thought it was all a sob story to get money out of you!
 
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