Curious Guest
Joined: Oct 2011
Age: 60
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RE: Heavenly Bodies Strip Club Review
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Review
| Date at Club: 07/31/2011 |
Dancer's Looks: 7-8 |
Song Length: 1-3 min. |
Overall Rating:  |
Dancer's Personallity: 7-8 |
Club Quality: Average |
| Mileage: Hard Contact |
Additional Information
I've been coming to this place for ten years. It has its ups and downs -- right now (August 2011) it is on a very strong streak. There are a lot of pretty and experienced dancers. As strip clubs go, this one is very good value for money and low key. There are three stages in the main room but when visit (usually after work in the late afternoon) the dancers are on one or two stages. If one sees a girl who you want to talk to or take visit to the back rooms, it is critical to tip them while there are on the stage or approach them while they are standing by the bar talking among them selves. The most desirable dancers will not approach you! It takes a little effort to get attention from the hottest girls.
In the main part of the club the dancers where bikinis or similar attire. Some where skimpy party dresses. In the back, the tops come off but not the bottoms.
Most private lap dances occur in the "VIP room" which has chairs around the walls and alcoves which do feel private. If one asks for two dances for $25, one is against the wall. With five dances for $50, one is in the alcove. If i go with a dancer who I don't know, I start with two for $25 switch to five for $50 if she is good.
The quality of the dances varies a lot from dancer to dancer based on experience and personality. When batches of new dancers are hired, the quality of can be weak. They will usually tell you how long they worked there if you ask.
There are "Champagne Rooms" upstairs. These involve a private room (see through curtains are the door) These are $60 for five songs or $150 per half an hour. I don't find this to be good value for money. The dancers really like them because it is the only time they can sit down with customers and they are allowed to drink (at your expense). I've been up there and had a good time but went home feeling like a overpaid. I would never go up there with a dancer I didn't know well and when I was confident that I wanted to shower her with cash.
One of the other reviews talks about the dancers talking too much. This is rare in my experience. They are also very open to requests if you tell them what they want -- within the rules. At least one dancer likes to talk dirty and can be a tun of fun although the experience isn't a lap dance. If the complainer had her and didn't like it, he missed out on a good time because he didn't realize what he had.
The food really is free and is edible. I usually get a cheeseburger. There is not menu that that I have ever seen so it is guess work what to order.
The waitresses are are attentive and will help you find a dancer if you don't see the person you are looking for. This is important because the best dancers don't spend a lot of time working the floor -- they rest out of sight when they are not with their customers, again out of sight.
I have rarely seen female guests; it is interesting that there are several reviews by females: hardly the target market for this establishment.
all sizes, shapes and colors of dancer are represented so there is something for everyone. This is not the place to go for a huge bevy of platinum blonds with augmented chests -- although they are there. The dancers are more the "nice girl next door" type.
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