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Unread Posted: 02-20-2007, 09:16 PM   #2
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Date at Club: No Comment Customers per Dancer: No Comment Management: No Comment
Overall Rating: Not rated by noctina Mileage Expected: No Comment Booking Delay: No Comment
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let me revise my review: DON'T EVEN BOTHER WORKING AT THIS SHITHOLE!!! the manager is the biggest redneck fat asshole loser you'll ever meet. i just got fired because i came into work late on saturday (10 minutes late) and he was all bitchy with me and said i owed a $25 late fee. i didn't wanna work that day anyway, because my boyfriend wanted to take me out. i already owed them $25 so i figured i would just pay the $50 fee for missing a day, and i left! yeah... if you miss a day, it's a $50 fee. i took the night off and was willing to pay the fee, but i was still fired. they fire girls for no reason, that's why new girls never end up staying and the club totally sucks.
 

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Unread Posted: 02-20-2007, 03:59 PM   #1
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Date at Club: No Comment Customers per Dancer: 1 Management: Horrible
Overall Rating: Rated: 5 stars by noctina Mileage Expected: Light Contact Booking Delay: None
Dancer Quality: 5-6 Customers: Mixed
Fees: Low Dances per Customer: 2-3 Selling dances: Average
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as you know, port huron michigan is not known for being a big and classy city. it is a very white trash place, and this club is a shithole just like i predicted it would be. i would say it is the worst deja vu in michigan. they are always having problems and business is pretty bad. there are a few decent looking girls, and a lot of really fat and skanky ones. they will hire pretty much ANYONE. most of the girls are really hillbilly looking... expect to hear lots of country music and old rock from the 70's. the club itself is very small and kinda dirty looking. the management, including the dj, are redneck assholes. they constantly threaten to fire you over the smallest little thing. they will charge you $25 if you are even 5 minutes late. they are ALL about making as much money as they can, since business is so bad and the club is broke. you cannot call in sick and miss a day of work or they will charge you $50. and you have to work at least 4 days a week. they are extremely controlling and rude to dancers. there's only one benefit to working in this club: if you are a good dancer and your looks are above a 7, you'll be the hottest girl there and it's really easy to make all the money. even though the club doesn't get a lot of customers, if you are the first girl to sit down with a customer and you look hot, you can get him to spend all his money on you. there is also no touching whatsoever (they are strict as hell about that) so you don't have to compete with uglier, sluttier girls who like to do extras. there are no extras in this club because the dances are given in booths along the wall that everyone can basically see. the girls don't like new girls and they'll try to run you off. DON'T get involved in the drama. let them be jealous and talk shit about you. go into the club and focus on making your money and not making friends. you don't want to be friends with these hillbillies anyway. just don't give anyone an attitude because they'll all gang up on you and it'll be annoying as hell. as far as money goes, i don't have a problem making $200 or so a night. dances are $15 but the club keeps $3 of that. there is no house fee, the only thing you have to pay is $3 for each dance. so if you do 15 dances in a night, plus tips and everything you'll be doing good. dances aren't very hard to sell if you are good looking and many guys will just give you $20 and tell you to keep the change. dances are very short (3 minutes) so most guys buy multiple dances. all in all, it's kinda funny how much this club sucks.... but i'm sticking around as long as the money is alright!!!
 

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