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Unread Posted: 02-16-2007, 02:02 PM   #2
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Date at Club: 01/08/2005 Dancer's Looks: 1-2 Song Length: 1-3 min.
Overall Rating: Rated: 1 stars by stirfry01 Dancer's Personallity: 1-2 Club Quality: Horrible
Mileage: Air Dances
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being BOI - know this place - most dancers have scares from knife fights - saggy tits and really ugly - too small - and not space - might as well just spend the five dollar on gas and go to Texas city or at least dimitris
 
Unread Posted: 03-23-2004, 11:08 PM   #1
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Date at Club: 01/12/2004 Dancer's Looks: 5-6 Song Length: 3-5 min.
Overall Rating: Rated: 7 stars by Flounder Dancer's Personallity: 7-8 Club Quality: Average
Mileage: Serious Mileage
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I have been going here for 10+ years as its the only strip bar within 30 miles of my house. This club is not for everyone. Mostly people come here to let loose, relax or party. This is not an upscale or extra's club and if you prefer those type just head to houston (treasures or st james to name two), you will be wasting your money here. There is a huge range on the dancers looks. There will be 1's and if you are lucky you might run into a 9-10. Most are around the 4-7 looks but they are very friendly and getting to talk with a number of them in any given night is possible. The girls here treat the guys very well. Dances are all nude, with touching allowed. The management leaves this up to each girl for the most part but will fire girls for doing extras. Most are not hard hustlers and will spend some time with each customer. This is a very relaxed club. Because it is near the gulf it is 2-3 times busier in the summer rental months than the winter. This also means there is usually a lot more girls in the summer here as there is a lot more money too. Any good 7-8 girl can easily make 200-600 a night and a good hustler 9-10 can prolly clear 500-1200 a night on weekends. A friend of mine used to average about 500 weekdays and 700 weekends but she was a very good 10 (no extras either). Because of the huge difference in the girls looks be ready for some to make next to nothing a night, bitch and say it sucks tonight, lol. It's a BYOB club which is nice for the drinkers and partiers out there. This is my style as I can bring a case of beer and bottle of crown ($40) and party hard all night, I prefer to spend my money on the girls not booze. Overall this is a good place to take a bachlor party and get a little wild. If you just want to chat with a couple girls, not spend a fortune and relax for the night, this will fit the bill. If you like a high milage nude dance with some grinding, no problem. To me its more like a little hide away where you can always count on fun. It draws a diverse crowd, with a mix of holiday guest, young guys, business people, oil rig workers and even some bikers, but everyone is usualy pretty relaxed and I have not seen a fight inside in 5 years. If you can't handle seeing all shapes and sizes of girls, this is not the place for you. For guys this is a place where you don't really have to be loaded to get noticed and have fun. Treat them nice, get a couple dances and you will have an enjoyable night.
 
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