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Unread Posted: 07-08-2021, 03:49 AM   #4
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Unread Posted: 08-17-2006, 01:15 AM   #3
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Forgot to add... put your camera phone in your car. The bouncer will search you for it. :-\
 

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Unread Posted: 08-15-2006, 03:09 PM   #2
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Overall Rating: Rated: 10 stars by terrazzo Dancer's Personallity: 9-10 Club Quality: Average
Mileage: Air Dances
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I love this club and go as often as my boyfriend will allow me to. The daytime is very different than night... but same customer base. The daytime drinks are stiff and the girls are not. Most of them are giant latinas with giant boobs and braces. Yes, I said braces. Sam's must have a dental plan because every girl has them. The night brings more hotties on the floor, but I think they are homophobic or something because I can't ge a girl to talk to me to save my life! Could be a Catholic thing, like when I go to Mexico, but I'm stummped. One time a girl attecked me and shoved her boobs in my face, almost taking me up on stage. The blue collar men around me all hooted and cried out. Then she asked if she could give me a free lap dace, but the DJ wouldn't let her. He knew she would totally rape me, but since there isn't really a private area, that lost it's luster. She asked for my number but didn't call, I think the girls were giving her a hard time. >:( But day or night, talking or not talking to me... one thing is constant... They have some damn good onion rings!!!!!!!!!! (the fried shrimp isn't bad either)
 

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Date at Club: 11/30/2005 Dancer's Looks: 5-6 Song Length: 3-5 min.
Overall Rating: Rated: 7 stars by Yekhefah Dancer's Personallity: 7-8 Club Quality: Average
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I stopped by as a customer and I really liked this club. It's laid-back, very chill. The food and drinks were good and pretty cheap, too. Table dances are $20 and lap dances are $10. Most of the girls were pretty homely but there were a few gems. All of them seemed quite friendly. If you're looking for serious mileage or stunningly beautiful women, go somewhere else. If you want to kick back with your buds and a drink and get a few lap dances from a friendly girl, this is a good place.
 
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