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Unread Posted: 05-03-2005, 07:56 AM   #5
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Date at Club: 04/30/2005 Dancer's Looks: 1-2 Song Length: 3-5 min.
Overall Rating: Rated: 1 stars by Pumpkin Pie Dancer's Personallity: 1-2 Club Quality: Horrible
Mileage: No Comment
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Guys, this is a dive. I've been to tons of clubs in my years and this ranks as the worst. I just went to it this weekend (April 30, 2005) with some new friends (new to Mad City) who had heard how bad this club is and wanted to check it out. We stayed for five minutes and then drove up to Cruisin' Chubby's (see my review of that in "Wisconsin Dells"). As for "unregistered" and "her" attack on me, I'm willing to bet that "she" is simply the owner/manager of this dive coming here to try to counter my negative review. Rather pathetic. Even more pathetic is "her" rip on me. If "she" had a clue, "she" could just call up posts done of me on this forum and learn tons about who I am, my martial status, what I do for a living, and so forth. I even have my photograph in the Gallery section. [img]../forum/images/smilies/wink.gif[/img]
 

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Unread Posted: 03-30-2005, 07:43 AM   #4
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Date at Club: No Comment Dancer's Looks: 9-10 Song Length: 3-5 min.
Overall Rating: Rated: 10 stars by Unregistered Dancer's Personallity: 9-10 Club Quality: Great
Mileage: Light Contact
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excuse me pumpkin pie, but are you about 45 balding and fat? no wonder why you have had a bad time at visions, you are probably one of those guys who sits at the stage and doesn't tip because you are bitter about your wife leaving you for someone younger you are just a bitter person. I work at visions and let me tell you you have no concept of female beauty. first none of us are on drugs and the night you claim to have been there, i was working and guess what you missed out!!! just beacause some girls are not playboy pinups doesn't mean that they can't strip. I'll have you know that the group of girls working at visions right now is the best group of girls we have ever had. All different body types none that are sleazy or white trash. Do you know what it takes for someone to get up and take their clothes off in front of people??? It's a pretty hard thing and for you to talk shit about my friends, dancers and management is bullshit!! I'll have you know that I am going to school to be a doctor yeah a doctor do you want to pay for my schooling? I didn't think so.
 
Unread Posted: 02-23-2005, 08:23 PM   #3
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Date at Club: 02/12/2005 Dancer's Looks: 3-4 Song Length: 1-3 min.
Overall Rating: Rated: 1 stars by Pumpkin Pie Dancer's Personallity: 1-2 Club Quality: Horrible
Mileage: Air Dances
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Interesting. Blackjack has only made two posts to this forum. She raves about this horrible club and gives it a great score. The word "fishy" comes to mind. That and "club management" or "club owner". I'm not talking about my impression from visiting the club once or on a slow night. I'm talking about dragged to that club by friends over twenty years now. It hasn't changed a bit. Last time I was dragged to it was just a week ago by another bachelor party because the Best Man had never been to a stripclub and decided to keep it local. We stayed for no more than ten minutes and then head up to Wisconsin Dells' Cruisin Chubbys. Again, it's a horrible club. Avoid at all costs.
 

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Unread Posted: 05-28-2004, 01:42 PM   #2
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Date at Club: No Comment Dancer's Looks: 9-10 Song Length: 3-5 min.
Overall Rating: Rated: 8 stars by blackjake Dancer's Personallity: 9-10 Club Quality: Average
Mileage: Air Dances
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Well sorry to hear that pumpkin did not have a good time at the club. You must have came on a slow night. I am one of the dancers that work there. I have worked there for some time now. I myself have been told to go tho other clubs. I have never really wanted to. The girls here are not sleazy or white trash as the previous review says. I am very proud to be working with a group of very strong and gifted women. Some are mothers, college students, or like me like to take my clothes off and make money doing it. I do believe all strippers fall in those catagories. People come and have a good time.
 
Unread Posted: 02-02-2004, 11:26 PM   #1
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Date at Club: No Comment Dancer's Looks: 3-4 Song Length: 1-3 min.
Overall Rating: Rated: 1 stars by Pumpkin Pie Dancer's Personallity: 1-2 Club Quality: Horrible
Mileage: Air Dances
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This is without doubt one of the worst strip clubs in the nation ... if not the world. Cheap, sleazy, and white trash. The dancers not only look like they're on drugs, but are. The only ones that dance at this club are either new dancers, drug addicts, or dancers that are rejected by other clubs. The new dancers only stay until they realize they can get hired by another club within commuting distance of Madison. The reason why this club is so bad is because it has a monopoly on striptease in Madison. Madison's politicians have passed laws that make it impossible to bring in another strip club within its city limits. Why Visions exists is because it has been grandfather-claused in. Do not waste your time in this club.
 

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