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Joined: Dec 2013
Location: CHI
Age: 33
Posts: 238
Reviews: 2
Mood: Confused
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The good the bad and the ugly
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Review
| Date at Club: No Comment |
Customers per Dancer: 4 |
Management: Horrible |
Overall Rating:  |
Mileage Expected: Serious Mileage |
Booking Delay: No Comment |
| Dancer Quality: 5-6 |
Customers: Travelers |
| Fees: Low |
Dances per Customer: 0-1 |
Selling dances: Nearly impossible |
| Hiring Tips: They hire anyone and like black girls |
Additional Information
Okay so I don't work there anymore so my review will be for the end of Feb till Mar 30. To get hired I just showed up after calling early in the week and arrived before 8pm.
THE GOOD:
I spoke to the manager Jeff and he was nice. I got a rundown on the place by the housemom who's a former dancer and tough looking but nice. I was taken to the dressing room which is huge! The lockers are like wardrobes and there's plenty to go around. Plenty of space to do make up and there are cameras, so I didn't even use a lock. [had my comb stolen though from a counter lol] The bathrooms are kept clean and the mens room attendant keeps tampons/candy lol! The lapdance room is very dark and the 2 couches are L shaped and parallel to eachother. There are 3 private rooms and 1 jacuzzi room that also has a couch. There is a bar [bartender is sooo nice] but no stools and the drinks/ snacks are dumb expensive! [no alcohol just energy drinks] Girls order food when they're hungry.
Tip out: $35 if you are on the main floor by before 7:30, $40 after that and $50 by 9. U have to pay tipout when housemom says. During or after ur shift. U have to schedule at least 2 wk days to work F+S. Sometimes if its slow u don't have to pay tipout
It was pretty empty on the main floor with only about 6 customers and like 4 girls. There is 1 rectangular stage and it sits in the middle of the room. There are 4 poles around the stage but they aren't in the middle so you could easily hit a custie in the face lol. It sort of looks like a boxing ring but the ropes[which are brass] are obviously lower. The flooring is tiled with no grout lines. There are comfy seats that surround the stage and then groups of club chairs at tables. Mirrors are lined all around the room so you can watch yourself and plasma tvs as well.
THE BAD:
You do 3 FULL songs [4 if they're aren't enough girls] take off as much or as little as u want but during the audition u have to take everything off. There is NO DJ but a set playlist that plays the SAME SONGS EVERYDAY!!! Music ranges from AX7, 3 days grace, linkin park, nickleback, matchbox 20, smashing pumpkins, radio head, heavy metal, 80s metal, to shaggy...ugh. If you can't dance to that good luck! For every 8 rock songs played you get 2 pop rappish songs from 2008...YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO TOUCH THE FLOOR! If you do pole work you better make sure you get up quickly or a bouncer with get between the custie [even if he's tipping you] and command you to get up NOW! Yes custies can only touch and tip your ankle or hand u the money. You aren't allowed to have money anywhere but your ankle or that's considered prostitution so carry a bag. You will get yelled at for getting to close to the tip rail which happens when you can't hear what the custie is saying cu the music is very loud...they don't care. The bouncers hover around ALL THE TIME fixing chair shaking drinks and general cock blocking. They won't hesitate to throw out paying custies for what ever reason they see fit [most are redic reasons not assaulting the girls]
The custies don't come in until like 9-10 and most are in groups 3-10 people sometimes. Couples come in and single guys are the minority here. They love to tip and watch the stage. It doesn't matter if u do well on the pole here. they'll send girls to get 100s in singles -_- OR they won't tip much at all. The customers don't expect much in terms of extras untill they hear about the rooms etc
2 for 30 [u keep 20 and feed a machine before u dance]air dance show in the VIP room with a bouncer watching a few feet away and if you cross the tape line you will be fined.
15 min $150 [u keep $100 and pay the bartender in advance] private room with a couch and mutual touching allowed. [camera watching, door closed, knock when time is up]
30min $300 ^^^^^^^^
$500 1hr jacuzzi room
Most guys do not like this set up and will outright ask to take you back home to private dance [esp the black guys] It's hard to sell them on the lapdance because other girls tell the guy its not worth it before u got to him. Also the lapdance room is dark but on stage u see all the goodies for free up close.
THE UGLY:
This year the club is doing bad compared to 2013. Girls have other vanilla jobs and on bad nights leave with $30. I think girls do extra back there and some girls tell the guys they'll do sexual things OTC. They hired back a girl that got busted for prostitution. Sometimes the owners wife comes in to strip and she gets money...The manager is grabby and asked if I would....so there's that. The bouncers are quiet except 1 Dave is a complete power tripping dick head. He gets off on intimidating and yelling at girls. I think he carries around a knife. Sometimes even if the guys arent tipping u still have to dance where thy're sitting and if they aren't buying rooms u still have to sit with them or be yelled at by the housemom and the owner will threatened to shut down the club. SMOKE EVERYWHERE!! it can be hazy because of it and your clothese and hair will stink of it. Every Sat at 3am is amateur hr where anyone can get on stage and make money. Whats annoying about this is that It gets very crowded with custie girls and now you're allowed to do floorwork and the music gets better [at least to dance to] U grab a beer box and go around the stage and guys tip. A dj stands on the stage and watches everything...its kind of degrading to watch...
NO touching on the main floor...No sitting in guys laps etc. If a bouncer sees you will get in trouble and the guys might get kicked out.
Advice:
Only come if you enjoy being talked down to, ordered around and depressed.
The girls are mostly all lovely and if you are in shape you won't feel intimidated + the lighting is very good . Tattoos are allowed, you can wear w/e you want except shorts.
All of the girls are white 1 N.A and 2 blk girls
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