Curious Guest
Joined: Mar 2012
Location: Chicago, IL
Age: 36
Posts: 0
Reviews: 4
Mood: Cool
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Do not dance in this god awful dump
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Review
| Date at Club: 12/28/2015 |
Customers per Dancer: No Comment |
Management: Could Improve |
Overall Rating:  |
Mileage Expected: Hard Contact |
Booking Delay: A Day or Two |
| Dancer Quality: 1-2 |
Customers: Older |
| Fees: Non-Existent |
Dances per Customer: 0-1 |
Selling dances: Nearly impossible |
| Hiring Tips: None |
Additional Information
This is the worst establishment I have ever danced at in my entire life!!! I was recommended it by an associate of mine who had an ex girlfriend who worked there, and he claimed that she made a grand to two grand per week, and that they had provided housing to out of town dancers. Since I'm in a bind I thought, why not. Their scheduling is very peculiar, they schedule you once a month for an entire week and its ironclad. I took an uber from Chicago to Ottawa and it took me 3 hours because of the bad weather where it should have taken me an hour and a half tops. Rather than call me to say oh no you don't have to come in because of the horrendous storm thats going on, they had no qualms having me come out anyway. Ottawa is in the Styx, rural as fuck. I enter the place, aaaaand its a watering hole. I find out that there are no champagne rooms/private dances, but only $20 dances. Stage sets are 20 minutes at a time and you have to provide your own music. House fee is $1 per day. They were grateful I came, they're in absolute dire need of dancers, but when they closed the bar at 11:30, I had only made $30 which was not enough for a motel room. They had no concern about how I was stuck now, even though I had been screaming and crying in the dressing room because I had used the last of my money to get out there. They were like, oh I don't know where to tell you but you're working the week right? A cab driver that hangs out in there had to provide me with a motel room. Also on top of my first night there l, I encountered the strangest stripper I have ever seen in my almost 6 year duration of dancing: she wore pajamas not even with ANY SORT OF shoes, it wasn't sexy nightie style either, I seriously mean crappy Kmart quality pjs, and just walked around in that. When she was on stage she just kind of flopped her boobs out and pulled out her pants (oh by the way this place is full nude). I don't know of any other club that I have ever worked at that would allow such a dancer to appear like this. The customers were repulsive, one old turd wanted me to twist his nipples really hard insinuating that IIIII would find it erotic, and others complained how I wouldn't motorboat them from stage for a dollar. The next night they closed the club early yet again at 12:30, and I only had made enough money to buy an Amtrak ticket home the following day (noooo fucking way I was going to stick around this depressing craphole for the week) and the nearest train was a half hour away in Mendota. Another dancer was sexually assaulted while she performed on stage this same night when a male customer placed his penis on her leg presumably aiming from for an orifice. She yelled for assistance and it took the bartender who had no real reason to be distracted at all that moment, but was (it's a tiny place, she heard the dancer cry for help), plus she took way too long of a time to throw the party the dude was in out. The dancer who was violated then heard the staff on board that night laugh about the degrading incident. HUGE RED FLAG-its not safe and they fine demeaning occourances funny!!!! Once again, they didn't seem to care how I would be spending the night, and I had to crash at the helpful cab driver dude's camper which was in the next town over. This is most traumatic and weirdest experience I have ever endured in my "career". I got the fuck out of there!!!!!!! I texted the manager the same day telling him everything was too hellish so I was rescinding my "opportunity". Today, the woman who owns this club had the audacity to call me and beg me to come back!!!! I told her there is no incentive at all, how dare they selfishly have me come out in bad weather and not help me with getting a room for the night (you can't even lend me twenty bucks for a forty dollar a night motel?!) plus how am I supposed to make money if you keep closing the bar early? She had also suggested that I bring a girlfriend out with me so we could get a motel room together. I'm pretty sure that any of my colleagues would never talk to me again if I dragged them to this 7th layer of hell. I told her I would never subject any of my girlfriends to this bullshit, and I will never be returning. I am writing this review to make sure these people are not posting ads on Craigslist anywhere trying to lure unsuspecting women to this dump, BEWARE DO NOT GO IT REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY FUCKING SUCKS TO A NEXT LEVEL OF SUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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