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Unread Posted: 06-21-2006, 03:17 AM   #3
Stephan
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Date at Club: 06/08/2006 Dancer's Looks: 7-8 Song Length: 5+ min.
Overall Rating: Rated: 9 stars by Stephan Dancer's Personallity: 9-10 Club Quality: Great
Mileage: Serious Mileage
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I was originally intending on trying out all three clubs on Mission, but after spending some time here never made it to the others. The girls do hustle for lap-dances or private shows from the moment you sit down. Best bet seems to grab a seat at the stage and scope things out. The occasional contact from the stage show has to be the best I've ever seen! The interior of the club looked clean and exactly like I'd expect from an classier strip club. Lap dances were great. The girls also push private dances which from what I could tell wouldn't have been as good of a deal.
 
Unread Posted: 04-04-2006, 09:33 PM   #2
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Date at Club: 01/20/2006 Dancer's Looks: 7-8 Song Length: 3-5 min.
Overall Rating: Rated: 7 stars by Stinky92 Dancer's Personallity: 5-6 Club Quality: Lacking
Mileage: Hard Contact
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It's what appears to be an old theater with the front rows of seats ripped out. Then there's a runway stage that that goes halfway into the room and rows of seats parallel to the runway. The girls are nude and apparently giving plenty of beaver shots is a house rule. LOTS of contact with the girls, the most I've ever seen for just sitting in the rows next to the stage. Plenty of young cuties, mostly white girls but a good variety so if you like black, Latin, or Asian girls you're in luck. The girls get some cash from tippers at the stage, but they hustle like hell for private dances. It's a dance hall only -- no booze, no BYOB -- but the front desk was very helpful to tell us where we could find a bar in the neighborhood and didn't care if we stepped out for drinks and came back. The only downside: a very shabby interior The quality of the girls plus the amount of contact/exposure they provide makes this place a winner.
 
Unread Posted: 01-23-2006, 02:35 PM   #1
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Date at Club: 01/17/2006 Dancer's Looks: 7-8 Song Length: 3-5 min.
Overall Rating: Rated: 8 stars by skanklover Dancer's Personallity: 7-8 Club Quality: Average
Mileage: Hard Contact
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;) Things have changed in SF since the cops cracked down on stripper prostitutes, however, still some of the good old days here at the Crazy. The klenix rooms are still there and the some girls will give a handshake for the right price and if the mood is right. Great stage shows. Dildos and oil abound...and yes the guys can touch.
 
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